DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Philipp Amthor]

Phil just faked a $69 dollar tip.

Yep, the classic Phil fake laugh.

 

[bigchungus562]

god that was pathetic

 

[Guinan's hats]

Tonight was the kind of stream that will be clipped for literal years to come.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

1 full solid hour of OT and stall to get this goal lmao. Probably the most pathetic I've seen him begging wise. I guess starting an hour early wasn't a good idea.

Goes to show how far he's willing to go before pulling the trigger (on faking tips). I think in his mind he's "realized" that faking tips keeps whatever positivity he has going on longer than constantly trying to reboot the streak, which is about as far from reality as you can get.

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

Yep, the classic Phil fake laugh.

I'm telling you, he waited until the very last second, when he knew no one was going to send him money, then pulls out his fake tip card and ended the stream. All because he is so pathetic he can't "let the trolls win d00d!"

This grown man cares about internet trolls more than his own fucking wife. This "stalling segment" is the most embarrassing thing he's done since the fappening.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I don't think the tip was fake. If someone's mentally ill enough to send someone money to get them read out 'epic' names like "boner" or "puffy gorrilla nipples" they're probably mentall ill enough to keep this shit going. This was just holding the stream hostage until someone paid up and they did.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

I can't stay late lmao this is funnier then Chris having a kid

 

[johnkimble123]

Before all this streak shit, he's never mentioned tips in the Daily Wrap (meaning either he gets post-stream tips and doesn't count them to anything OR they weren't a thing). Either way he looks like a lying scumbag.
He's done this now 3 times since September. Not to mention pretty much daily OT at night, and almost every day recently since he needs to be whaled way after he supposedly ends his streams.

2020 Phil wishes he was smart enough to fake tips with a straight face, but 2024 Phil has somehow less shame.

(Reason I say fake is this boner person if they exist has tipped every day recently, and Phil went over his "I'm streaming until X time" ad nauseum every fucking day this week. Should have used a returning sock to fake it not somebody who is always there now)

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

The fact that he needed to jerk himself off by calling out Rich and Doody proves Phil has tissue paper for an ego. He was willing to debase himself in front of his chat for an hour until that "tip" also proves that he spends more time with his whales than with Kat.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

I don't think the tip was fake. If someone's mentally ill enough to send someone money to get them read out 'epic' names like "boner" or "puffy gorrilla nipples" they're probably mentall ill enough to keep this shit going. This was just holding the stream hostage until someone paid up and they did.

Phil's such an unreliable narrator it's hard to pinpoint the exact truth. My theory is that he's either inflating tips or he worked something out in the background with some whales (he's done this before) and got "confirmation" before the stream ended, which was as good as gold in his book

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

If you really think about it, if Panda hadnt matured and bailed, she would've turn out like Fat Khet. Although i do wonder though in the timeframe between her first appearance where she looked not fat to her sighting of when she was fat, how much food would you have to consume daily to reach that in such a small time.

It's not like it was that short of a time tbh, I think the time between the Fat Korean Boy sighting and the one way before was 4 years, a lot can happen in that timeframe.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

As he ever stated why he just doesn't do a full "$300 tip daily goal" that stacks in-between streams?

Is it just retarded greed? He made like $200 earlier, surely, if maintaining the illusion of positivity(trademark) is his main drive (lol lmao even) he'd at least publicly address the why/why not.

 

[Comma]

Every time you think this shell of a man can't sink any lower...

I've clipped the last part of the stream for archival purposes, from the point he announced he was going to stay for only another 5 minutes (a lie, obviously). It's in glorious 360p to keep the file size down, but at least you can still read both of his chats shitting on him hard for being a shameless, pathetic beggar.

Oh, and if there's a (Jayde-style) person out there who still has doubts about DSP's one and only reason for streaming: the time between him getting the tip from a whale and him getting the fuck outta there, was exactly 2 minutes.

Part 1:

11:19

Part 2:

11:37

>DSP: "Thanks for the support!"
>DSP's support:



EDIT: His Kick chat is having none of it:

 

[neger psykolog]

As he ever stated why he just doesn't do a full "$300 tip daily goal" that stacks in-between streams?

Is it just retarded greed? He made like $200 earlier, surely, if maintaining the illusion of positivity(trademark) is his main drive (lol lmao even) he'd at least publicly address the why/why not.

I don't really watch his shit at all, but I'm guessing that it is a combination of both retarded greed as well as his insistence on things like scheduling autism.

Although to be fair it would just end up with the 2nd stream each day being the only time people tip or maybe in his mind if the goal gets reached on the 1st stream then no one would khantribute on the 2nd stream

 

[Balr0g]

If you really think about it, if Panda hadnt matured and bailed, she would've turn out like Fat Khet. Although i do wonder though in the timeframe between her first appearance where she looked not fat to her sighting of when she was fat, how much food would you have to consume daily to reach that in such a small time.

Remember he was doing DSP tries it on the regular back thern and Panda was a part of it. and he bought fast food en masse so that he can film several at once. No wonder she put on weight. and with no way to burn it off (underwear time hint hint) it sticks to you

And I somehow expect this beg-and-dance routine continue for the rest of November. SSI will be paid soon so he just has to tough it out. But holy beg, BegSydePhil is something to behold. If and dentheads or whales read this: THIS is how you let Phil dance on your strings. We don't care about him hitting goals. We care about him producing milk. Make him sweat for it. Make him do something he absolutely hates (interacting with his viewers) and only then give him money. He is YOUR monkey and he WILL dance when you demand it.

 

[Arpharp8976Fire]

Really in depth video

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

saw this in the KC thread

 

[LuchaZombie]

The fact that he needed to jerk himself off by calling out Rich and Doody proves Phil has tissue paper for an ego. He was willing to debase himself in front of his chat for an hour until that "tip" also proves that he spends more time with his whales than with Kat.

A fact made funnier when you see he was rightfully getting cooked in both chats for this shit.

I REALLY wish he would just stop bringing Kat up at all. They’re roommates using each other in a loveless marriage. Stop with all of the retard noises about wanting to spend time with her.

Never forget the time his internet, not the power, just the modem, went out and somebody in his chat suggested he go spend time with her til it came back….to which he smugly replied:

“What are we supposed to do with no internet? “

Then again, judging from their interaction/body language, or lack thereof, on stream she looks like she couldn’t give a fuck about him either so at least they’re equally roommates.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

As he ever stated why he just doesn't do a full "$300 tip daily goal" that stacks in-between streams?

Is it just retarded greed? He made like $200 earlier, surely, if maintaining the illusion of positivity(trademark) is his main drive (lol lmao even) he'd at least publicly address the why/why not.

Just a guess, but I think it has to do with his "different audience" delusions. Since he believes each stream attracts distinctly unique viewers, despite the same names always being there in chat, he might think if audience 1 covers all the tipping and subbing, audience 2 will feel like they can coast by without supporting.

I don't know if he actually has this much foresight because it requires thinking a few hours ahead into the future, but he might also want to start from scratch on stream 2 so he can guilt his paypigs/memory hole stream 1 and act like he really needs the support tonight.

 

[johnkimble123]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=iitPISa0fQEReally in depth video

Funniest thing about that is that was recorded before he made even dumber comments on yesterday’s stream, like how you absolutely need a GPU for a streaming PC.

A fact made funnier when you see he was rightfully getting cooked in both chats for this shit.

I REALLY wish he would just stop bringing Kat up at all. They’re roommates using each other in a loveless marriage. Stop with all of the retard noises about wanting to spend time with her.

Never forget the time his internet, not the power, just the modem, went out and somebody in his chat suggested he go spend time with her til it came back….to which he smugly replied:

“What are we supposed to do with no internet? “

Then again, judging from their interaction/body language, or lack thereof, on stream she looks like she couldn’t give a fuck about him either so at least they’re equally roommates.

He has this last week too… when the power went out, he said asked Kat what are we supposed to do now, and they collectively decided “eh just go to sleep”. He left out the separate beds, in separate rooms, in separate floors part though.