💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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The employees at my local Aldi always seem like they are go-go-go-go. I've also heard that they have one of the highest rates of expected items scanned in X amount of time. It would be a terrible job for Pixy, as would any customer-facing job. She needs a stockroom job or something else for undesirables.
 
Polexia Aphrodisia dijo:
The employees at my local Aldi always seem like they are go-go-go-go. I've also heard that they have one of the highest rates of expected items scanned in X amount of time. It would be a terrible job for Pixy, as would any customer-facing job. She needs a stockroom job or something else for undesirables.
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The last time I was at Aldi the checkout lady had finished checking me out faster than I could react. Before I knew it everything was done and I hadn't even gotten my card out yet. Pixy would take her time, complain that she was all owwie and everyone was misgendering and harming her.

I was wondering about Amazon even though I hear it sucks ass to work there. I was thinking Uber Eats or something since she'd just be driving around. But she'd get Ma'am'd, cry and eat someone's burger in revenge. She deserved that burger. She was misgendered. And hungry. :mad:
 
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The last time I was at Aldi the checkout lady had finished checking me out faster than I could react. Before I knew it everything was done and I hadn't even gotten my card out yet. Pixy would take her time, complain that she was all owwie and everyone was misgendering and harming her.

I was wondering about Amazon even though I hear it sucks ass to work there. I was thinking Uber Eats or something since she'd just be driving around. But she'd get Ma'am'd, cry and eat someone's burger in revenge. She deserved that burger. She was misgendered. And hungry. :mad:
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Sarah would definitely have a much better time working in a warehouse in regards to not having to worry about the public, although the biggest issue would be her laziness. Her coworkers will expect her to carry her weight and if she doesn't, she'll be put in her place by her coworkers.
 
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th dijo:
Sarah would definitely have a much better time working in a warehouse in regards to not having to worry about the public, although the biggest issue would be her laziness. Her coworkers will expect her to carry her weight and if she doesn't, she'll be put in her place by her coworkers.
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She knows I run a local shipping warehouse and I post when there's an opening. I know she applied once when the general manager of the system came and asked me because she listed herself knowing me. Let him know he could waste half an hour of his life interviewing her for me to axe it as soon as it came to my desk. I already pick up slack for my lackluster employees, adding a piece of whale shit wasn't on my list of things to do.
 
Dysnomia dijo:
The last time I was at Aldi the checkout lady had finished checking me out faster than I could react. Before I knew it everything was done and I hadn't even gotten my card out yet. Pixy would take her time, complain that she was all owwie and everyone was misgendering and harming her.

I was wondering about Amazon even though I hear it sucks ass to work there. I was thinking Uber Eats or something since she'd just be driving around. But she'd get Ma'am'd, cry and eat someone's burger in revenge. She deserved that burger. She was misgendered. And hungry. :mad:
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I don't think she'd be good with food at all, not even delivery.

She definitely doesn't seem to have the personality or mental state for waiting tables, either...
 
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I don't think she'd be good with food at all, not even delivery.

She definitely doesn't seem to have the personality or mental state for waiting tables, either...
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I feel the best position for Sarah would be a diversity hire that does inventory in places that work with sales commission, and the floor people could utilize her as a saboteur towards their competition for the day. Kinda what they used to do with Shaner.

Otherwise she's really too much of a miserable cunt for any type of work.
 
Xarpho's Return dijo:
I don't think she'd be good with food at all, not even delivery.

She definitely doesn't seem to have the personality or mental state for waiting tables, either...
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She lasted like three seconds at that Chinese restaurant. And she didn't even complete training at that seafood place. She claims she got the flu.
 
Why doesn’t she look into being a long haul truck driver?

It pays well, it’s 75% driving on the highway which can be meditative, and it would get her out of the house. She wouldn’t have to deal with the public besides the employees that work wherever she’d be delivering to. The hours can be long, but she’d have plenty of disposable income to spend on cosplay & weekend conventions. She’d have to toughen up a bit to handle the meager physical labor of unloading deliveries, but a lot of times I’ve seen drivers just ask for a signature then chill while other employees handle unloading the cargo.

And as I finish typing that out I suddenly remember her abysmal driving record & now the thought of her maneuvering an 18 wheeler is worrying. *sigh*

I think someone said that she even refused the idea of remote work, because she didn’t like the idea of compromising the sanctity of her precious room/cosplay hoard by making space on a desk for a work issued laptop. She really just should suck it up & get on SSI. The world already knows she poops the bed, has recurrent UTI’s & a stomach penis, surely just going on social security wouldn’t be that much worse.
 
So my husband is a Linkin Park fan and I showed him the painting of Chester that Pixy did next to the pic she used as a reference. I'll just type out what he had to say about it.

  • Niel Degrasse Tyson dressed up as Egon for halloween?
  • Why is he 70?
  • Who put his eyes IN HIS CHEEKBONES?
I was wasn't happy seeing that.
 
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Poor Sarah whining that she's being "misgendered" again
 
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th dijo:
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Poor Sarah whining that she's being "misgendered" again
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Sorry, Ashton, but you still look like a woman. Wearing a suit and getting a special needs haircut doesn't magically change you into a man. No one would look at that profile pic and mistake her for male. And no man would whine this much about aches and pains then cry "I'm going away!" because they aren't getting enough affirming asspats in the last five minutes. She'll be back for attention soon enough.

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I think that''s supposed to be a table with a red tablecloth.
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Now that you say it, I can vaguely see some vase or flowerpot underneath the green blobs. The whole thing is just an eyesore. It's so sloppy. She'll never sell his one. I hope she doesn't make prints. No one will buy them.
 
Vampirella dijo:
So my husband is a Linkin Park fan and I showed him the painting of Chester that Pixy did next to the pic she used as a reference. I'll just type out what he had to say about it.

  • Niel Degrasse Tyson dressed up as Egon for halloween?
  • Why is he 70?
  • Who put his eyes IN HIS CHEEKBONES?
I was wasn't happy seeing that.
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Some people say that hiring a Scientologist to replace him was the ultimate insult to Chester's memory. But I think that's just because they haven't seen Pixy's painting of him.
 
She changed her Facebook profile pic again. It's Pat!

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She's looking really boxy here. The whole outfit just looks so uncomfortable. What's with the drawstring? Who wears a button down shirt and tie with drawstring pants? I think she got a new chop job because her hair looks shorter. Whoever is cutting her hair doesn't deserve to get paid for it. I'm sure Pixy's parents hate this haircut and you know Debbie has to have said something about it more than once.

And that expression. Just add that to the special needs haircut and whole hot mess ensemble that she's wearing and she looks like a slow-in-the-mind showing off her new toy at tard camp. Really, the way the sun illuminates the easel like it's some holy relic is just the icing on the cake. And of course it's a low key cosplay. She's' wearing the Vanitas contacts. She literally can't go a single day without skinwalking.
 
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She changed her Facebook profile pic again. It's Pat!

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She's looking really boxy here. The whole outfit just looks so uncomfortable. What's with the drawstring? Who wears a button down shirt and tie with drawstring pants?
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It works considering she's got a clip on tie to finish the ensemble.

It's called "Retard Chic".
 
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