💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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Potato Bake dijo:
It's a trace job.
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And here I was thinking she had a good idea for once.

Doesn't she know that it's a really bad idea for artists to get caught tracing? Even if it's not for sale it still makes you look bad. She should take that image down before people start wondering if she's tracing anything else. This is one time where she's pretty lucky she doesn't have a big art following.
 
Dysnomia dijo:
And here I was thinking she had a good idea for once.

Doesn't she know that it's a really bad idea for artists to get caught tracing? Even if it's not for sale it still makes you look bad. She should take that image down before people start wondering if she's tracing anything else. This is one time where she's pretty lucky she doesn't have a big art following.
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Your mother's a tracer!
 
Ophelia dijo:
She needs a white room more than Chris does, by far. Her delusions upset her.
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What she needs is anti psychotic medicine. But I doubt she'd take it unless forced too. She clearly has psychosis.
Falcon Sebben dijo:
It never ends. A little bit of happiness and she crashes and burns right away afterwards. It's quite interesting actually. It's almost like she NEEDS to feel this way as if in complaining about her life will somehow get her sympathy.

But it's the "rocking back and forth thrusting hand to stomach" bit that I don't understand what she's saying. Unless this is something her Dad does and she thinks it's a manly thing?
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I believe she's historonic but also bipolar. Bipolar has rapidly switching moods, mania and depression. Psychosis is possible. And the itching could be hives from anxiety.
 
Näkki dijo:
For a bit it was very sweet how excited everyone got about her drawing and the possibilities. It was awfully wholesome for as long as it lasted. *sigh*
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Pixy’s problem is that she lacks the will to apply herself to anything.
She can, at least on the surface, draw fairly competently. The problem is that she half arses everything, resulting in her tracing shit and half finishing paintings like her post-necking Chester floating in a pink void.
 
She's probably only good at like for like copying (photos, looking in the mirror) which is why her backgrounds are dog shit.
It's the same as all the rest of her personality, monkey see, monkey do (poorly).
 
athousandrustynails dijo:
She's probably only good at like for like copying (photos, looking in the mirror) which is why her backgrounds are dog shit.
It's the same as all the rest of her personality, monkey see, monkey do (poorly).
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The Chester portrait was a copy. And look how bad it was. She sucks at human figures. An anatomy course would help and be a better use of money than the usual cosplay/fast food combo. But her ego would never allow it. Plus she'd just claim the art teacher was harming her when she inevitably insists on only painting her way.

She really needs to practice just backgrounds for awhile. Maybe watch some Bob Ross videos and learn how to paint some happy little trees. But she won't do that either. She has literally no desire to improve because she thinks she's amazing as is. Same with cosplay.

Here's a recent painting of lavender, snapdragons and yarrow or some similar flowers. I'm not entirely sure what on Earth this plant is supposed to be really. I just took my best guess. It looks like a child painted it. It's very very sloppy. Are those clouds? It just looks like spots where she forgot to paint. Why is the ground red? What's those lines running across the bottom? Is this plant on train tracks wet with blood? The ground literally looks like blood. Maybe it's a giant maxi pad and the flower is her femininity. :lol:

Learning how to paint plants would help her fill the backgrounds with something other than colored slop and weird clouds.

Happy little trees, Sarah. Happy little trees. :mad:

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Dysnomia dijo:
Happy little trees, Sarah. Happy little trees. :mad:

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Those are the saddest little trees I have ever seen. :( And you just know Bob Ross could show her how to turn all of those “happy little accidents” into actual depth & detail with a few flicks of his painter’s brush, serenely talking thru the process while offering kindly encouragement & affirmation. He’s like a liberal grandfather that would have all of the overwhelming patience & benevolence for a spoiled adult cretin like Sarah, and she would still find a way to misconstrue every fucking thing about him as harming/disrespecting her.
 
Raxxinator dijo:
He’s like a liberal grandfather that would have all of the overwhelming patience & benevolence for a spoiled adult cretin like Sarah
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I think that Bob Ross would have recognized at some point that she wasn't receptive to learning, and would gently find a way to excuse himself from the situation before risking losing his patience at her.
 
Dysnomia dijo:
She's too good for Aldi because they won't let her park her fat ass at the register all day. But she has no money. She needs to take what she can get. All I can think of is some call center stuff she can do from the comfort of her bed. But good luck finding a company that hasn't outsourced to India yet. Plus all she needs is one customer calling her "Ma'am" and she'll probably disconnect in a rage and cry about it on Facebook.
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She wouldn't last long at Aldi because despite being the only grocery store in the U.S. where cashiers sit down (note to non-Americans—Aldi exists in many parts of the U.S. now, including Victoria where it opened in 2017, but its features like paying a quarter to use a cart is considered to be a unique novelty, not an industry standard) Aldi expects checkers to be fast, much faster than H-E-B or Walmart.
 
I showed the Chester painting to a family member that’s a huge Linkin Park fanboy. He instantly recognized that it was him, only to then ask if the artist intentionally gave him Downs Syndrome.

Xarpho's Return dijo:
She wouldn't last long at Aldi because despite being the only grocery store in the U.S. where cashiers sit down (note to non-Americans—Aldi exists in many parts of the U.S. now, including Victoria where it opened in 2017, but its features like paying a quarter to use a cart is considered to be a unique novelty, not an industry standard) Aldi expects checkers to be fast, much faster than H-E-B or Walmart.
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Not just that, but the cashiers there don’t just sit at a register their entire shift. They’re expected to unload warehouse palettes and sort and tag items on the sales floor along with the typical cashier duties. Her jobs at Home Depot and Lowe’s (and most other (US) grocery stores) sound like cakewalks in comparison. She wouldn’t last a shift before hiding in the back or telling a cardboard tray that fell apart that it didn’t have her permission to harm her.
 
toilet_rainbow dijo:
Not just that, but the cashiers there don’t just sit at a register their entire shift. They’re expected to unload warehouse palettes and sort and tag items on the sales floor along with the typical cashier duties. Her jobs at Home Depot and Lowe’s (and most other (US) grocery stores) sound like cakewalks in comparison. She wouldn’t last a shift before hiding in the back or telling a cardboard tray that fell apart that it didn’t have her permission to harm her.
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Oh definitely; the local Aldi usually has one checklane open even in the "after Sunday shopping" hours when other stores are packed and employees tend to switch off. If mine didn't, Victoria's Aldi almost certainly doesn't have the volume for dedicated checkers.
 
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