Amy Schumer Barbie Movie Salt - They didn't learn their lesson after Ghostbusters.

[Henry Bemis]

To be fair, doing a live action Barbie movie would be a horrible idea regardless of who makes it and who is in it. That being said, I have to agree with Jaimas and wonder why Sony would announce this before they even started pre-production. If they're trying to use the "controversy" to create interest in the film, now is a terrible time to do it. Most people are going to forget about the Barbie movie by New Years, and by the time the movie is actually being released they'll probably be some new controversy that brings out the internet's autism.

Or a dozen or so direct-to-DVD animated Barbie movies.

 

[Tranhuviya]

Here's the difference with Hasbro. Despite the fact that the Transformers movies are typically given bad reviews across the board, and the loyal Transformers fanbase tends to despise them. The movies make serious bank. Age of Extinction, which is considered the worst Transformers movie yet, made $1,104,054,072 worldwide. The budget of the film was only $210 million.

Not to mention the money Hasbro makes off the toys, and other marketing tie-ins.

This Barbie movie? I don't see this making anywhere near what a Transformers movie makes. It will be lucky if it breaks even.

Complain about Michael Bay's styling and direction all you want, but he knows how to make a dumb action film that doesn't try to ram politics down your throat.

 

[Lackadaisy]

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill...mer_in_talks_to_play/?st=iwcquilw&sh=9baf899f

As a top tier man

top tier man

man

 

[A Random]

There's a whole series of them. Okay, so it's called Fast and Furious (or whatever, etc.), but really can you imagine a hotwheels movie that doesn't in some way resemble those movies?

Wouldn't the Need For Speed movie count too?

Complain about Michael Bay's styling and direction all you want, but he knows how to make a dumb action film that doesn't try to ram politics down your throat.

What, 'AMERICA FUCK YEAH' doesn't count as politics anymore?

 

[StarvingAutist]

By the way, speaking of Mattel movies, did anyone see the Max Steel movie?





















Yeah, me neither.

 

[Lurker]

All you people who downvoted this post should be ashamed, lurker just said Schumer's vagina jokes drove him insane, no wonder he finds her smart and funny now.

amy schumer is a stunning and brave woman, just like bru- caitlyn jenner.

stunning. and. brave.

 

[Spelling Bee]

http://www.sfgate.com/entertainment...-Schumer-s-Barbie-Casting-Sparks-10688044.php

Playing the roll of Barbie

Barbie won't be the only roll she'll have in this movie

 

[Jaimas]

Barbie won't be the only roll she'll have in this movie

Badum bish.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

My theory is that some neckbeards are actually nostalgic for the Ghostbusters shitstorm and that's the only reason this has become a thing. It has the same hallmarks - Sony, Remake, Feminism. Ghostbusters 2016 was their "victory" - after months of aggressive back and forths they were vindicated by a box office flop and they want to relive that feeling. Barbie is just the platform and the media and Youtube commentators already know that this can be their meal ticket for the next few weeks if not months if they get people mad enough.

 

[AnOminous]

My theory is that some neckbeards are actually nostalgic for the Ghostbusters shitstorm and that's the only reason this has become a thing. It has the same hallmarks - Sony, Remake, Feminism. Ghostbusters 2016 was their "victory" - after months of aggressive back and forths they were vindicated by a box office flop and they want to relive that feeling. Barbie is just the platform and the media and Youtube commentators already know that this can be their meal ticket for the next few weeks if not months if they get people mad enough.

That was only marginally a flop, though it certainly wasn't a success. This is just guaranteed flop.

 

[Zarkov]

http://www.revelist.com/feminism/am...medians-looks-instead-of-her-acting-ability/5

"Of course, most of the criticism is directed at her looks rather than at her acting abilities."

Well duh, that's because we don't like being obscene, Amy.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Grown men talking about how Barbie, "an American Icon" , is ded now because of this movie

A Grown man saying "God is dead" because of this movie.
http://markhamillz.tumblr.com/post/153976318921/god-is-dead-and-amy-schumer-killed-him

https://proudblackconservative.tumb...arkhamillz-god-is-dead-and-amy-schumer-killed

Loser Amy Schumer To Play Beloved American Icon, You’re Gonna HATE This

Political correctness is one reason over 62 million Americans voted for Donald Trump, but Hollywood just isn’t getting the message. They decided to cast Amy Schumer in the role as the original Barbie doll in a Sony Pictures live-action movie.

http://madworldnews.com/amy-schumer-play-american-icon/

Amy Schumer Is The New Face Of Barbie, Hide Your Daughters

https://conservative101.com/amy-schumer-is-the-new-face-of-barbie-hide-your-daughters/

Amy Schumer Is Playing Fat Barbie In a New Bullshit Movie About How It’s What’s On The Inside That Counts

http://www.barstoolsports.com/dmv/a...bout-how-its-whats-on-the-inside-that-counts/

On the other side of the asle:

People Are Saying Amy Schumer Is Too Fat to Play Barbie. Really, Guys?

http://greatist.com/live/amy-schumer-body-shamed-for-barbie-role

Reactions To Amy Schumer As Barbie Underscore The Pervasive Prejudice Of Body-Shaming

https://www.romper.com/p/reactions-...the-pervasive-prejudice-of-body-shaming-24078

Amy Schumer Got Fat Shamed Over Her “Barbie” Movie

What these trolls don’t realize is that they purposely cast Amy because she’s NOT who you’d expect.

The movie starts off in a perfect land of Barbies, where Amy’s character begins to realize she doesn’t fit in. She’s eventually kicked out and journeys to the real world, where she discovers that it’s COOL to be different.

So way to go, haters.

http://thebertshow.com/amy-schumer-got-fat-shamed-barbie-movie/

And some more mainstream stuff talking about it

 

[Brandobaris]

I'm starting to think this is actually a giant money making scheme, because it sure as hell ain't making money at the box office. Maybe the idea is to make stupid movies and then reap the revenue through outrage videos and clickbait articles on both sides.

 

[Lorento]

Grown men talking about how Barbie, "an American Icon" , is ded now because of this movie
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dffDgt2N0w0https://youtube.com/watch?v=_995V3MBWWMhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=hkqi_41OiWIhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=cvTWhNIf1jg
A Grown man saying "God is dead" because of this movie.
http://markhamillz.tumblr.com/post/153976318921/god-is-dead-and-amy-schumer-killed-him

https://proudblackconservative.tumb...arkhamillz-god-is-dead-and-amy-schumer-killed



http://madworldnews.com/amy-schumer-play-american-icon/


https://conservative101.com/amy-schumer-is-the-new-face-of-barbie-hide-your-daughters/



http://www.barstoolsports.com/dmv/a...bout-how-its-whats-on-the-inside-that-counts/

On the other side of the asle:

http://greatist.com/live/amy-schumer-body-shamed-for-barbie-role



https://www.romper.com/p/reactions-...the-pervasive-prejudice-of-body-shaming-24078



http://thebertshow.com/amy-schumer-got-fat-shamed-barbie-movie/

And some more mainstream stuff talking about it
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mtXxrHQf0Zc

Only the most masculine human beings care about Barbie.

I'm still don't believe that there are GROWN MEN who seriously care about what happens to Barbie, a toy they didn't even play with!

 

[pozilei]

So now we not only have SJWs and feminists flipping their shit because some video game they were never going to play doesn't have a disabled gay latinx trans character in it but we've also got grown ass men getting worked up over a barbie movie?

We truly live in the golden age of lolcowism.

 

[CatParty]

So now we not only have SJWs and feminists flipping their shit because some video game they were never going to play doesn't have a disabled gay latinx trans character in it but we've also got grown ass men getting worked up over a barbie movie?

We truly live in the golden age of lolcowism.

in the only intelligent thing cwc has ever said, "the internet is making y'all autistic"

 

[Cuck Norris]

If she plays some sort of rejected Barbie toy I guess that could work.
But can we just take a moment to ask ourselves why the fuck a live-action Barbie movie is being made? Do they really want to put out a flop?

It's perfect casting because any dude who'd want to be around Amy wouldn't have any balls or a wiener.

Also it's just a children's toy. Who would care about that aside from Tumblr twits? I don't see these idiots complaining about He-Man.

Then again, it's pretty exceptional for one to whine about a casting choice for some kids' movie they'll never see in the first place.

When people decide to commit suicide, they might write a little note to their loved ones, and find a quiet spot to do the ghastly deed.

Sony, Schumer('s career), and Mattel on the other hand have apparently made a suicide pact to set themselves on fire and jump screaming from the tallest building while shooting fireworks from out of their asses and into a crowd wielding chainsaws.

...actually no, strike that. That sounds more entertaining than this movie will be.

I'll be looking forward to the left-leaning apologists in 2017-2018 stating how this is about fat acceptance and how their children are excited to dress up like fat, obnoxious, comedians for Halloween.

She got off light because of her relationship to Sen. Chuck Schumer. Because nothing sells Barbie's empowering image about girls being whatever they want like corruption and family ties.

Now, who else do we know tried this just recently?

Malibu Barbie? More like Manatee Barbie, amirite gang?

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I just don't understand casting Amy Schumer in anything at all, really.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

Please sort by usernumber.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

I'm starting to think this is actually a giant money making scheme, because it sure as hell ain't making money at the box office. Maybe the idea is to make stupid movies and then reap the revenue through outrage videos and clickbait articles on both sides.

I don't think that is very far away from the truth.

So now we not only have SJWs and feminists flipping their shit because some video game they were never going to play doesn't have a disabled gay latinx trans character in it but we've also got grown ass men getting worked up over a barbie movie?

We truly live in the golden age of lolcowism.

All we need is someone to invent a propulsion method that runs on autism and salt, and we'll colonise Mars within 5 years.