Why do black people ignore fire alarms?

[Jex]

I haven't seen a smoke alarm with a 9 volt in over 20 years. They made the batteries self-contained so you can't remove it to shut it the fuck up.

Those are specifically made for rental properties. The rationale is that it prevents dumb fuck tenants from removing the battery the second they move in for whatever reason and burning to a crisp. They’re wasteful compared to replaceable battery units, but are a legal requirement to rent in certain countries.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

I've heard that it's because they literally can't hear the sound. That it plays at a frequency their ears aren't tuned to, and that there's been studies on this. I think that's fucking retarded and most likely fake, so I don't know.

maybe audible frequency spectrum is an actual genetic nigger trait:

• dogs, cats, birds - 40 Hz to 60 kHz
• regular civilized white people - 20 Hz to 20 kHz
• niggers - below 3400 Hz down to infrasonic frequencies of less than 1 Hz (which explains why they like rap music and a bumpin bass)

 

[cybertoaster]

Its getting ridiculous, I recall this black chick now refusing to change the battery on her smoke detector saying doing that means the racists have won.

Told her she was going to die from carbon monoxide, she replied I was making words up.

 

[snowdunes]

niggers - below 3400 Hz down to infrasonic frequencies of less than 1 Hz (which explains why they like rap music and a bumpin bass)

Explains why they mix percussions louder and their chronic addiction of downloading drum sample packs. I hate niggers in music so much.

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To add something to the discussion: Africans outside of Africa will always end up a nigger, no matter what due to natural occurring vitamin D deficiency.

> sensorineural hearing loss

I remember on some imageboard about someone going through every single vitamin D deficiency symptom and it's connection too elevated nigger behaviour, compare any nigger outside of Africa, Western niggers are the worst and it might be due to them living in the wrong UV index area (geographically).

 

[Ingmar Aspergman]

There is a fucking cricket in my room that has been going nonstop since like 4 am, I don’t know how a smoke alarm doesn’t result in a suicide lol

https://voca.ro/1hGv4HVlj0Lf

 

[SomeDood]

There is a fucking cricket in my room that has been going nonstop since like 4 am, I don’t know how a smoke alarm doesn’t result in a suicide lol

To be fair, I've never heard of a nigger considering suicide.
I guess 70 IQ is not enough to even consider going against your nature, so Ghetto Crickets only ever result in chimpouts - and we got enough evidence to support that.

 

[mr_negativity]

I've heard that it's because they literally can't hear the sound. That it plays at a frequency their ears aren't tuned to, and that there's been studies on this. I think that's fucking retarded and most likely fake, so I don't know.

If a blunt, crack rock, bottle of Colt 45, bucket of fried chicken, or a welfare check miraculously appeared with the sound of a smoke alarm chirp they suddenly would be able to hear the sound just fine.

 

[KingCoelacanth]

Blacks are very loud and obnoxious so the chirping doesn't bother them.
Its like those Israeli stink bombs that didn't work on Indians.

 

[Wry]

To be fair, I've never heard of a nigger considering suicide.
I guess 70 IQ is not enough to even consider going against your nature, so Ghetto Crickets only ever result in chimpouts - and we got enough evidence to support that.

There was a video of 2 kids chimping out on camera with a gun and the older girl killed her brother (?) and then herself once she realized in how much shit she is. It's a shame since being able to extrapolate the consequences of accidentally shooting her bro would put her above 99% of other niggers. What a rotten way to die.

 

[Carmen The Aids Rabbit]

Socio-economic factors, the fire alarms wants to keep a brother down... Somehow

 

[Point and Laugh]

Smoke alarm integrity and similar concerns are not the domain of a proper Wakandan lady. Upholding proper Wakandan tradition is most important.

Thanks for bringing this important research. It never occurred to me that performing home maintenance and enjoying yard work while female violated the laws of both god and nature.

 

[SomeDood]

There was a video of 2 kids chimping out on camera with a gun and the older girl killed her brother (?) and then herself once she realized in how much shit she is. It's a shame since being able to extrapolate the consequences of accidentally shooting her bro would put her above 99% of other niggers. What a rotten way to die.

Also to be fair here, if the thought in the moment of clarity was something like: 'I'd rather be dead than whats coming next', we have an instinctual reaction. Prolonged thought of suicide still doesn't enter the picture.
Yes, it's above the usual negro way of thought that only conserns the moment, if anything at all, but it's still very close to acting on pure animalistic instinct.
and while most attempts at suicide, especially of the female variety, are very sudden acts, done in an acting out because of a (and I hate to say it) triggering moment of weakness, prolonged depressive suicidal thoughts seem to be absent from nigger culture.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that depression is an affliction of the modern man.
Weak modern men for sure, but still not something that the primitive man ever had to deal with.

 

[Morch Ponkey]

If the alarms chirped so it sounded like "NIG---GER". Those batteries would be changed in seconds.

 

[SomeDood]

If the alarms chirped so it sounded like "NIG---GER". Those batteries would be changed in seconds.

No.
They'd still chirp forever, and either upping aggression against other people even more, or (if coaated black) become a more integral part of the family unit.
...welll maybe not 'family unit', more like 'tribal unit'.

 

[Troonos]

I bet this melanated chad changes his smoke detector battery:

 

[General Disarray]

I've apparently ruined my half-deaf SO's evening ritual (soaking up the setting sun on the deck).

I pointed out the ceiling bird going off across the alley.

He can't unhear it now. Sorry!

 

[Haloperidol]

If blacks were sensitive to obnoxious noises they wouldn’t be able to associate with each other.

Spoiler

I constantly have to adjust the phone volume and thermostat at work because everything must be as loud as possible and at max settings all the time, they do not give a fuck.

 

[Gunlance]

 

[NoReturn]

“Used to living in chaos” is on the money. I’ve had to experience of going to someone’s house and it just smells OVERPOWERINGLY like dog. Like omg disgusting dog smell everywhere, like they never learned about airing out their house or hosing down their dog sometimes or whatever. Ew ew ew.

Shit like that (chirping smoke alarm, overpowering stench) is just bizarre to me. But once they get used to it, they don’t even notice. For better or worse I guess you can get used to anything. You’ve seen how many cows here live in abjectly horrifying squalor.

But you can fix the chaos! You can make things better.
I get "Oh they were raised like that" but 1. That behavior has to start somewhere, and 2. I refuse to believe that this is all nurture. There's no way there aren't little black kids who find this environment stressful and want to get out. It's not just poor people either, look at all those interviews with bankers and politicians and stuff who live in big fancy houses and still have the chirp.

That too. Same with thermostats, because the inhabitants will set them to insane settings.

Like what?

 

[SomeDood]

Like what?

where's that copypasta about blacks finding firerarms left behind and cranking the scopes up to maximum settings, because they believed that highest numbers means biggest boom, when you need it?