Why do black people ignore fire alarms?
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Ytpipo don't season dey houses
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It reminds them of the soothing birdsong they'd hear when cannibalizing each other in the African plains.
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I've heard that it's because they literally can't hear the sound. That it plays at a frequency their ears aren't tuned to, and that there's been studies on this. I think that's fucking retarded and most likely fake, so I don't know.
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I do wonder why this seems to be a black thing in particular, are there any stories of poor whites or spics that also ignore it? All the ones I've interacted with knew how to quiet the ceiling bird.
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It's because the vast majority of black households are headed by single women. The mothers do not change the batteries of the alarms and will ignore it, creating a culture of kids (usually young women) who ignore it as grownups. Whereas men will usually become annoyed by the chirping and do something about it. As Kevin Samuels put it: "Fire alarms chirping are a single woman tell".
This is why you don't hear chirps in many Black Manosphere/Red Pill adjacent spaces on Youtube and Clubhouse panels: The women were mocked and ridiculed into dealing with the chirps, muting their mic when not talking, or not showing up anymore. You DO hear them on more women centric dating shows and panels on the same platforms.
The much higher rate of single mother households also accounts for decrapancy mentioned by Nancy.
This is why you don't hear chirps in many Black Manosphere/Red Pill adjacent spaces on Youtube and Clubhouse panels: The women were mocked and ridiculed into dealing with the chirps, muting their mic when not talking, or not showing up anymore. You DO hear them on more women centric dating shows and panels on the same platforms.
The much higher rate of single mother households also accounts for decrapancy mentioned by Nancy.
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What I've never seen mentioned about this topic is they could just take the fucking batteries out to stop the chirp. I've had to disable detectors for short periods when I didn't have replacement batteries on hand. Shit hurts my ears too much to ignore it. I refuse to believe black people don't notice something that goddamn piercing.
So the question isn't just why don't they notice the chirp, but why the fuck don't they remove the old batteries so it stops? They're not only too retarded to manage a basic household task, they're too retarded to realize they don't even have to endure that sound at all.
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Defiance. "Booga, I don' care 'bout fire, don't tell me what to do mufugga...! AH I'M BURNING!"
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I'm going with the hypothesis that darkies tend to be really loud/less sensitive to sound, so it doesn't bother them like it does white people. It just contributes to the ambient noise of their environment.
Even when they play their music loud I suspect it's not entirely because they're being impolite (although often they're that too) but rather because they're just naturally so fucking noisy all the time that they don't realize how much it irritates everyone else.
Whether it's genetics, environment, or some combination, loud sounds are native and comfortable to the negroid mind.
Even when they play their music loud I suspect it's not entirely because they're being impolite (although often they're that too) but rather because they're just naturally so fucking noisy all the time that they don't realize how much it irritates everyone else.
Whether it's genetics, environment, or some combination, loud sounds are native and comfortable to the negroid mind.
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I decided to see what Wakandan scholars over at Lipstick Alley had to say about it.
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A theory that isn't rooted in "blacks lol" might be that the poor urban experience is, more than anything else, LOUD. Constantly loud. Neighboring couples yelling at each other during domestics through a paper thin wall, neglected, violent dogs chained up in backyards barking at anything and everything, the not too uncommon popping off of gunfire as local youths settle honor disputes over a given corner, you get it.
I imagine when you grew up in a glorified sardine can surrounded by dysfunctional poors being dysfunctional around each other, you start tuning out repetitive noises. It's an entirely different experience from growing up rural poor or even in a lower income suburb. I lived 2 stories above a major bus stop for a year or two and slept better than I did in a really run down apartment complex for six months.
I imagine when you grew up in a glorified sardine can surrounded by dysfunctional poors being dysfunctional around each other, you start tuning out repetitive noises. It's an entirely different experience from growing up rural poor or even in a lower income suburb. I lived 2 stories above a major bus stop for a year or two and slept better than I did in a really run down apartment complex for six months.
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This Wakandan scientist published a paper on the subject of smoke alarm integrity procedure.
CONCLUSIONS
Smoke alarm integrity is the domain of city fire officials or public housing authority.
To maintain acceptable levels of safety smoke alarm interaction must require a program of no less than four (4) months of intensive YouTube study and training, with hands on training mandatory for certification.
The failure of one smoke alarm is indicative of near future catastrophic failure of all adjacent smoke alarms. Immediate repair of all smoke alarms in local region is mandatory.
Smoke alarm contingency procedures must be allotted generous time slots. Any repair time indicated by the manufacturer should be multiplied by a factor of 15, per smoke alarm. Generous time should also be allotted for the perusal of smoke alarm arcana and time needed to traverse between information terminals and the smoke alarm under review.
Forethought should be given to the health of contingency workers. Environment temperature should be carefully maintained for the duration of procedure. Temperature monitoring must factor in contingency staff anxiety levels and BMI.
Contingency staff should consult leading academia on unanswered concerns of proper smoke alarm integrity maintenance.
PEER REVIEW
Smoke alarm minimums are non-negotiable and should be maintained without question.
Smoke alarm integrity and similar concerns are not the domain of a proper Wakandan lady. Upholding proper Wakandan tradition is most important.
It should be noted that such work is the norm for women of colonizer society. However it remains open to speculation whether this is due to lack of melanin and insufficient cosmic energy in male colonizer biology.
REBUTTAL: The denigration of subnegro humans is obvious and should not be praised. Wakanda should brace for deepening world insecurity until the prophecied second coming of Boseman and the inevitable defeat of Yakub.
This publication is lacking a statement of preferential confection, as is required by section §W14.88 of the Wakandan Black Afro Academy of Felt Truth. The author must submit an amendment posthaste.
This breakthrough is the undeniable beginning of a revolution in smoke alarm studies.
I the author neglected to mention that I am the head curator of the Royal Wakandan Smoke Alarm Research Collection.
This work is an unspeakable disparagement to Wakandan Kweens who rightly should be spared such insufferable efforts. Such lowly work is the domain of Wakandan Kings who exist to serve us as the godly progenitors of the Unsurpassable Melanin Race.
This study is lacking essential data! Previous research has indicated that contrary to common sense smoke alarms are subject to the same material decay as standard appliances! Smoke alarm replacement should be ratified as part of the Royal Wakandan housing standard.
The accumulated arcana of YouTube and lowercase g google are unfathomable and should never be taken for granted.
I am a wise man of the ancient Smoke Alarm Contingency Brotherhood and I have successfully tamed these beasts without the aid of the modern safety contrivances of our sissified sons. I spit on those womanly men who needlessly waste their precious cosmic melanin energy out of cowardly fear. A Wakandan man does not hesitate to offer up his body, nay his very life, in the confrontation with the legendary Smoke Alarm, and I am proud to say I have done such and lived.
(A renowned professor has appended a hologram of Wakandan saints performing the sacred ritual for cultural enrichment.)
As a member of the Wakandan royal house I humbly admit to bringing shame upon my ancestors in being unable to comprehend such obscure sciences. I have also personally witnessed the supernatural power of the smoke alarm whose life defies all attempts to be quashed.
Wakandan civilization has had several close brushes with annihilation by silencing the sacred chirp. Despite the efforts of our greatest ancestral heroes none possessed the melinated power to recall the need to add 9V batteries to their Amazon cart in time to prevent catastrophe. History has proven that none, not any colonizer, bignose slaver merchant, slit eyed hairhat grower, nor BBC Wakandan, should ever be trusted to attempt such recklessness ever again.
I am an elder Wakandan Qween and I am filled with loathesome disgust. The confusion of cuckold colonizers has always baffled me, but this study has made clear to me the reason. The falling standards of supreme luxury and comfort deserved of Wakandan Goddesses is non-negotiable.
Qween you've never got off your royal litter yo feet ain't never touched the ground. In the modern era proud Wakandans ain't embarrassed to build their own mud huts.
Sounds like a Qween wit no Kings to wait on her hand and foot. Wakandans these days don't got no respect fo dey ancestors.
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She doesn't even deny it!
Jesus christ I can't believe this woman. Street corner hooker thinks she deserves the gilded lifestyle because she got some desperate simp to wife her up.
Home improvement really isn't a black girl thing.
I know plenty of white women who've done home repairs and helped build decks, etc. and they don't brag about it. It's not a big deal.
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I think at this point it's safe to say everyone's guess in this thread is correct.
Sadly the Qween got put in royal timeout.
Even black people admit The Chirp is real.
Found another piece of the puzzle of why black people are so poor. Why do anything yourself when you can pay someone $100 to do it, eat ramen and be lazy?
Mowing your own lawn is a life "rife with struggle".
Mowing your lawn is more work than changing a battery but it's not a fucking "accomplishment", jesus...
Black definition of strong independent wahmen: Changing your own smoke alarm batteries.
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“Used to living in chaos” is on the money. I’ve had to experience of going to someone’s house and it just smells OVERPOWERINGLY like dog. Like omg disgusting dog smell everywhere, like they never learned about airing out their house or hosing down their dog sometimes or whatever. Ew ew ew.
Shit like that (chirping smoke alarm, overpowering stench) is just bizarre to me. But once they get used to it, they don’t even notice. For better or worse I guess you can get used to anything. You’ve seen how many cows here live in abjectly horrifying squalor.
Shit like that (chirping smoke alarm, overpowering stench) is just bizarre to me. But once they get used to it, they don’t even notice. For better or worse I guess you can get used to anything. You’ve seen how many cows here live in abjectly horrifying squalor.
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Because niggers live in the now. They hear the smoke detector CHIRP and they say "Gotta change that shit later" but there is no later for the nigger as he already forgot about it seconds later.
Every CHIRP they hear is essentially the first time they hear the CHIRP.
Every CHIRP they hear is essentially the first time they hear the CHIRP.
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I knew some retarded white trash growing up and they would just remove the battery when the ceiling bird started acting up. Niggers can't even accomplish that.
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It's definitely a trashy people thing, but I don't understand why they ignore the noise, all the white trash honkeys I know of just take the smoke detector down entirely
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In some shitty Section 8 housing, you have things like the fire alarm in a cage so the denizens can't just steal it and sell it.