Let's discuss farts

[Apocalypso]

Personally I think farts are the tiny rockets of tiny butt astronauts trying to reach orbit.

 

[polonium]

Just wanted to give you guys a quick update here: still haven't popped off in the car yet.

I had to drive 130km to site today and I farted in the car on the way home. I don't mind telling you guys that's a real load off my mind.

 

[NQ 952]

I had to drive 130km to site today and I farted in the car on the way home. I don't mind telling you guys that's a real load off my mind.

I'm glad you sorted that out. I was worried some hobo was going to break into your car and fart in it before you