Let's discuss farts

[NQ 952]

Personally I think farts are the tiny rockets of tiny butt astronauts trying to reach orbit.

 

[alex_theman]

THUNDER PANTS!

 

[polonium]

If I drink milk then my farts can clear rooms.

 

[WEEDle]

Personally I think that farts are aliens whose form is gaseous and they are evacuating their home planet of Uranus in order to colonize others' nostrils.

 

[polonium]

Farts are a bottom burp. Or a trouser cough.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Have you ever farted in the shower? Somehow it's nastier.

 

[cypocryphy]

It's bits of autism escaping.

 

[WEEDle]

Have you ever farted in the shower? Somehow it's nastier.

The enclosed space is a con but being able to rinse your ass is a pro.

 

[WlordLimes_butt_plug]

You want farts!? I will give you farts!

 

[gaybashing<3]

i swear some farts have a taste. metallic.

 

[WEEDle]

It's all fun and games until someone sharts..

 

[Apocalypso]

nuff said

 

[Bassomatic]

If your farts smell like jizz, you are a good girl friend or a faggot.

- Book of the 5 rings.

 

[drain]

farts are the ghosts of the food we've eaten

 

[The Dude]

Everyone likes the smell of their own farts, and if you say you don't you're a dirty fucking liar. It's science.

 

[Pina Colada]

They're a gas!

 

[polonium]

I haven't farted in my new car yet and I've had it a month

 

[LagoonaBlue]

This is the first thing that came to mind upon seeing this thread title.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

Benjamin Franklin once wrote a book about farts

 

[polonium]

I haven't farted in my new car yet and I've had it a month

Just wanted to give you guys a quick update here: still haven't popped off in the car yet.