advice to your past-self - give your past-self some good advice

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1. Calm your fucking tits

2. You'll make it so like, don't worry, yeah? Even if it's not as good as you wish it was, things keep going uphill so long as you keep moving.

3. Hug your dog more. You'll seriously regret this later.

4. If your gut ever tells you someone is slightly too unhinged, they are.
 
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1.) If Donna ever asks to borrow your bike, give her a firm no and tell her you won't be victim to her follies
2.) If your parents ask you to read aloud your eulogy to grieving parents, tell them no. In fact, tell them you aren't writing at all...
 
You're not a kid of satan, stop this bullshit and the kids at school won't bully you, idiot.
 
Don't waste your time with law school. Just move and hang out without ruining your life for three years., then peace back out when your undergrad gets your grad program back.
 
1, Start lifting earlier instead of being a skinny fat non-lifting non-exercising nerdy faggot (related: do a decent beginner routine rather than random shit at the gym)
2, Stay away from weird internet sites *cough* kiwifarms *cough*
3, Stop sperging about random chemistry shit, nobody gives a fuck
4, Actually socialise and do some volunteer work instead of being a shut-in that plays pokeymans on an emulator all day
 
You're not going to have a relationship with Sarah, she's a slut in innocent disguise. Don't try and be 'honorable' and move at her pace, fuck the shit out of that girl for like a week and move on, it'll be worth it.
 
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