🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[EyeGuy]

"The person they pledged their life to, actually."

Ralph, you were "married" by an Elvis impersonator in Vegas.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

What a cry baby faggot. like this fat albino nigger cares about his keeds.Ver archivo adjunto 6232098
She doesn't want you arround because of how much of a fat pill popping alcoholic faggot you are and that's saying a whole lot because the whorse is a pedophile

Lmao, cry baby nonsense and of course - wrasslin'.

Here's another thought experiment: What is the correct course of action when your Xanax and alcohol abusing husband has a history of violence and threatens you and your daughter?

I hope everyone got the right answer... Leave that fat retard and cut him out like a cancerous growth.

 

[Rage Pig]

Nine and a half paragraphs of crying and oinking, and yet, he's still such a bitchmade coward that he hides behind the incredibly faggy cover of it being a "fictional story". What a pussy. This is immediately after he bragged that he couldn't be served because hes hiding in Mexico. If they can't serve you, what are you afraid of? I'm beginning to think the ralphamale does indeed scare, and from a woman no less.

He's such a retard. It's like adding "in minecraft" to a death threat. This can be used in court. "Could have changed the course of history" made me lol, what a ridiculous, pompous pig. The whole text is something a 14 year old girl could have written in her diary, knowing full well that it's embarrassing and can never be shown to anyone else.
Whatever Pantsu and Harry are doing, it torments the Gunt in a way that he can't stop seething for more than a week now. I hope they keep the pressure up.

 

[4090 Chad]

What a cry baby faggot. like this fat albino nigger cares about his keeds.Ver archivo adjunto 6232098
She doesn't want you arround because of how much of a fat pill popping alcoholic faggot you are and that's saying a whole lot because the whorse is a pedophile

>writes a long screed on xitter about his trials and tribulations and how he has been betrayed by his ex wife.

>still has to reference fake and gay wrestling shit.

 

[ddlloo]

More womanly behaviour from the ralphamale.

Pathetic.

 

[genericwhitemale]

What a cry baby faggot. like this fat albino nigger cares about his keeds.Ver archivo adjunto 6232098
She doesn't want you arround because of how much of a fat pill popping alcoholic faggot you are and that's saying a whole lot because the whorse is a pedophile

Thank you, Ralph. Very cool.

 

[hesaback]

Dear god, it's like the script to Sad Cat Diary.

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[chromebookgamer]

bold of the ralphamale to assume I'm going to read that

 

[Muppetstudios]

"You're Clean"

This is clearly a work of fiction Ralph has never been clean. This story is for entertainment purposes and all its contents are fictional. Any resemblance to real life figures or characters is purely coincidental.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

"I abused the fuck out of my estranged wife and now she keeps ignoring my unhinged texts. It's her fault I'm a drug addict! Also, wrasslin'!"

Powerful stuff.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

What a cry baby faggot. like this fat albino nigger cares about his keeds.Ver archivo adjunto 6232098
She doesn't want you arround because of how much of a fat pill popping alcoholic faggot you are and that's saying a whole lot because the whorse is a pedophile

Sounds to me like you're a faggot facing the consequences of your actions. He's such a sniveling pussy it's unreal.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Good to know Ralph is still upset that his doormat grew a spine and walked out. She had about as much love and loyalty for him as someone as unlovable and revolting as Ralph could hope for and he treated her like complete shit their entire relationship.

Abused her verbally and physically, didn't take care of her or the baby financially or emotionally, was entirely selfish and preoccupied with fulfilling his every whim and desire, regularly put her and her childs life in danger and not once gave her any genuine appreciation or acknowledgement unless it was to brag to the haters about some food she made on her meager grocery budget. Instead he regularly publicly humiliated and embarrassed her. He did about every bad thing a man could possibly do to a woman short of murdering her and she knew that was next on the list so she bailed.

Get fucked, ragepig. You will NEVER find a woman who will put up with you ever again. Your only hope for a woman to touch you is to pay some poor sex trafficking victim who is on more drugs than you in order to suffer your presence. And we all know you're too poor to afford their time now.

 

[Desktop User2]

Imagine being an irrelevant pillpiggy with quadruple tits in a foreign country trotting around sampling mediocre food and posting it to Xitter like a fat Karen, accompanied with obviously fat Karen text and fat Karen trick angles. How sad.
Which best restaurant is this now? It's like every venue he visits is the best. It's almost like he's desperate and stress-eating. What a fat grotesque retard pig goblin abomination.

TBF, it´s a staple for 3 stars to have cheeseburgers on their menu.

 

[Truly Rural]

That fictional cunt sounds so abusive, like worst person imaginable. The fictional main character is lucky she is no longer in his life. This weak man, too weak to snuff the life out of her let's her live. He pulls his limp hands away from her throat and this is how she pays him back for saving her fucking life. Outrageous.

 

[Near]

That fictional cunt sounds so abusive, like worst person imaginable. The fictional main character is lucky she is no longer in his life. This weak man, too weak to snuff the life out of her let's her live. He pulls his limp hands away from her throat and this is how she pays him back for saving her fucking life. Outrageous.

It's true. The main character should have dumped her dead body before she ran away.

Nick Rekieta told me that wasn't against the law

Nick... Nick Rekieta told me THAT'S NOT AGAINST THE LAW

 

[Pale Empress]

His inability to accept accountability or self-reflect is as outrageous as it was the first half-dozen times he posted a similar screed. It's always "me me me," "this is how I'm affected," "you did this to me," "I want this, I don't deserve it but you need to give it to me," he acknowledges that he's a piece of shit but there's no meaningful resolution of that thought process. He's a self admitted addict and an abuser, but that (hypothetical) bitch whore owes him, because he impregnated her, because he took her on a ruse cruise through a dumpy drive-through wedding chapel, because he isolated her from her family and forced her to flee down to Mexico to escape the mess he made in the country they were born into. He made the lives of his first baby mama, their son, and her family a living hell at any point he could, because he's spiteful and openly revels in that fact. He's a malicious cunt to anybody who he even imagines has slighted him. What good could come of entertaining his demands? All he's going to do is whine and holler and nitpick and threaten with emotional blackmail. The Vickers tried to placate him and look what happened there. Ralph constantly gloats about being a "heel" operating on petty spite who goes as low as he possibly can, why should anybody give him the time of day, especially the woman and child he emotionally and physically abused over and over again.

The Morris family are doing the right thing by excising the piggy from their lives, for the sake of their own wellbeing and more importantly for the sake of his daughter.

Intelligent people in his situation (broke, alone, exiled, and in failing health) try to pick themselves up and show that people got it all wrong, that they're capable of change, of being responsible. Of doing the right thing and striving to be a good man. Not Ralph though, he's going to double down on being a violent, disgusting drunk and a drugged up weakling, because that's the easy way out.

Ralph got it at least partially right, he shouldn't trust anybody, especially himself.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

That fictional cunt sounds so abusive, like worst person imaginable. The fictional main character is lucky she is no longer in his life. This weak man, too weak to snuff the life out of her let's her live. He pulls his limp hands away from her throat and this is how she pays him back for saving her fucking life. Outrageous.

Maybe this fictional ex wife just can’t respect a “man” who gave away the country his daddy gave him?

 

[Truly Rural]

I also appreciate his attempt to manipulate who ever whenever he adds "I did awful things to them as well" and moves on to say how now he is the victim. When you were together all you did was awful, nothing but awful and would continue to be worse. And now that you are no longer in position of power (his power comes from total isolation, control of all the resources and keeping their fucking passports from them, LOL, much power ) all you do is cry over losing something you were dominant over.

If he wants to play victim after the fact fine with me. Be grateful she doesn't write a pillar of text about how soulmatey it was to be around you.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

TBF, it´s a staple for 3 stars to have cheeseburgers on their menu.

Ralph getting a sloppy mess made up of scraps and other cut offs is pretty on brand for him imo.

 

[Lidl Drip]

that (hypothetical) bitch whore owes him, because he impregnated her

It's kind of crazy how he thinks "I gave you a child" aka "I ejaculated in you" is somehow something he did FOR HER.



No, ragepig. SHE gave YOU a child, your contribution to this was MINIMAL. She grew and carried that baby in her womb. She drove 10 hours while 9 months pregnant to her dads house cause you didn't even provide the bare essentials for that child like a crib or diapers. She went through the excruciating pain of labor, she cared for that baby 24 hours a day, she didn't get any sleep, she did EVERYTHING and you did NOTHING. In fact you did worse than nothing you created a hostile and dangerous environment for the child, you endangered the child by driving drunk with her multiple times, you called her a bitch and screamed in her face. That's why you don't get to be in your child's life, ever.

Cozy Rozy doesn't even exist anymore, she's long been renamed to Kagome Lolichan Morris. And if Pantsu does something right for once in her life she will never know who Ethan Ralph is.