US ELECTION DAY (TRUMP VICTORY) - Every country has the government it deserves

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So the colonies are picking a new govenor general or whatever they call them to replace the kenyan fellow they had last time.

The choice this year is between a ginger tax dodging democrat oaf and a reptoid dynastic politician up to her neck in lies and corruption. As ever the contest between red and blue has been riveting, with much grabbing of pussies and hiding of emails.

We have a thread charting the campaigns but the big day deserves its own thread.

Who are you voting for? Who will win?

How many kiwis will lose the rag and get banned?

Please clap
 
I bet the real reason why Hillary didn't give a good bye speech to her supporters was because she and Bill were already heading to the Clinton Foundation headquarters to start the shredding.

Now that she's not going to be the most powerful woman in the world I bet there are a lot of folks sharpening knives, getting ready to stab her in the back to save there own skin.
 
I bet the real reason why Hillary didn't give a good bye speech to her supporters was because she and Bill were already heading to the Clinton Foundation headquarters to start the shredding.

Now that she's not going to be the most powerful woman in the world I bet there are a lot of folks sharpening knives, getting ready to stab her in the back to save there own skin.

It's very possible now that's she's become expendable to who she's beholden to.
 
I haven't looked at the exit polls, can't tell you what happened there.

I just hope my college's tuition doesn't savage me. And I can find an insurer that isn't going to drop me.

I'm suprisingly calm about this, disappointed but calm. GG @Null @Internet War Criminal @Jon-Kacho and @KatsuKitty . I'm willing to give the old man four years at governing.

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IF Trump delivers on his promises and implements a sound economic plan, you're not going to have much to be disappointed about.
 
What the hell have the poor Canadians done to unleash (more) SJWs upon them?

Be general fucksticks regarding foreign and immigration policy because literally no one gives a shit about the Frozen North?

Y'all elected Justin Trudeau and act surprised that your country is the #2 cucked western power.
IF Trump delivers on his promises and implements a sound economic plan, you're not going to have much to be disappointed about.

That's a fucking gigantic IF statement dude. Mark my words, Trump will be the right-wing Carter, at least until 2020.
 
Kebab is a gift from the gods. Getting lectured by strangers over gender politics while I'm trying to bag my groceries? If I wanted that I'd move back to the hippie town where I went to college.

I'll take kebab any day.

Eh, kebab not as in "snack" but more "rape her till she bleeds and hack pregnant women to pieces".

As if

Canada wouldn't let them in

Well there's an Angela Merkel inside all of us...
 
Be general fucksticks regarding foreign and immigration policy because literally no one gives a shit about the Frozen North?

Y'all elected Justin Trudeau and act surprised that your country is the #2 cucked western power.

Not a Canadian myself so I don't know the situation there in person.

My understanding is that they are shredding parts of their cultural identity already, which is disheartening.
 
Oh, fuck me. Thought I'd check the the Farms to see what was up. . .

*sigh*

I was really hoping to hear everyone at work crying over a Clinton victory today. I genuinely didn't see this coming. Ah, well. Life goes on. We'll see how things go.

I'm not happy about it, but #MAGA, my friends. At least I can take solace in the outpouring of salt breaking the internet today.
 
Looking back at this mess of an election, I think I realized exactly why we ended up the way we did: very few people took the election seriously.

Very few people treated the election like we were choosing who was going to run this country for the next four years.

The Democrats didn't take it seriously, with their shafting of Bernie Sanders for Clinton to make a point. The Republicans didn't take it seriously in the early months, when it wasn't apparent Trump wasn't a joke, and by the time they took him seriously it was too late. Both candidates, arguably, and a lot of the electorate simply didn't take it seriously.

But now, we've got a Trump presidency, and the odd thing is, I'm actually elated. I might have cracked... but then again, I might have found my calling.

Trump may have been humble in his victory speech, but I hope to God that's not a sign of what his presidency is like. If it's what I think it'll be, we might have a rebirth of political satire that far outstrips the Bush years. (Of course, I have my doubts that it'll even exist considering the way comedy is now...)

Perhaps it's a sign of how bad the political elite is in this country that we elected the embodiment of everything bad about 80s corporate culture. Whether he actually delivers on his promises, well, I'm betting not. A leopard never changes his spots. (Then again - you never know.)

But I'm fine with Trump so long as he does stuff I can make fun of.

EDIT: How many Republicans are there in the Senate or House who hate Trump's guts?
 
Not a Canadian myself so I don't know the situation there in person.

My understanding is that they are shredding parts of their cultural identity already, which is disheartening.

It really is. I liked Canada as non-crazy America.

things will probably come to a heat oop north in the next 10 years, but I expect we'll see a nativist resurgance in Canada due to immigration. Minnesota is basically Canada-lite and they're already having issues due to how many Somalis we let in, importing a fuckton of Syrians to Toronto will fuck over white Canadians just as much.

The blind spot idiot Regressives have towards Islam-fueled religious conservatism will fuck them over in the long term same as America.

I think I realized exactly why we ended up the way we did: very few people took the election seriously

I think you're overestimating how much people thought through this election. It wasn't a symptom of not taking the election seriously so much as near-universal belief that the system was so fucked we couldn't fix it anyways.

I walked into my office in the middle of the Silicon Valley this morning to hear 2 things:

1. This election is fucked no matter who wins and corporations control the government anyways
2. Yes, we Americans recognize the system is fucked but have no real power to change things. (said to h1-b workers who don't understand our electoral system because literally no one outside the USA thinks it works well)

I've been harping on it all election but we are seriously pre-1860 levels of angry as fuck over our government's actions. If no reform happens we will overthrow the existing government. That's why I hope Trump succeeds, if only to boil off a bit of the tension both sides have with our elected body.
 
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Oh, I'm fully expecting a shitshow myself, but if he isn't terrible, I'll be okay with that.
 
So why is it that libtards are saying that Trump being president will affect the whole world? What, is he gonna go to every country out there to round up muslims or something (Germany will be grateful for that I suppose).

Trump has promised to block planned free trade agreements and dismantle existing ones. Effectively it means that food and raw materials from overseas will stop. In theory it means that the severely economically depressed areas that backed Trump after having to listen to years of screaming that they deserved poverty because whitey has karma coming, will suddenly have money coming into the rural and mining sector because without cheap overseas produce coming in, there will be no choice but for consumers to start buying local again. In theory.

If this works the way Trump promises, it means that the countries providing these cheaper foods and materials will no longer have anyone they can sell it too. And while the USA's political star began to slowly dim twenty years ago, it's still a fuck huge country with a fuck huge appetite. And not only the exports market will crash, it'll also crash the internal markets. A huge glut of the excess product that America decided they didn't want after all will swish backwards and severely devalue both the local market for that product, but also peripheral products that rely on the export or manufacture of the major one. Employment will crash, many businesses will be unviable, recession will raise its ugly head once more, and we're all fucked.

As an added bonus, Australia is placed in a very awkward position as the US moves further into hostilities with Islam. America is our biggest trading partner and the one most likely to come and help us if we get picked on by a bully, but our closest neighbour is Indonesia, which looks small on the map but has a massive population, the vast majority of which are Muslim. We're also trading a fair amount with them as well; so if Trump does indeed scrap the trade agreements, we're going to be in serious financial trouble and relations with Indonesia will get weirder than ever.

With all this in mind, I really shouldn't be laughing at the US and the rest of the world flipping their shit because life will become rather difficult for quite a number of other countries under Trump. On the other hand, it's another one of those watershed moments that Australian politicians have been desperately pretending hasn't happened. The free trade market brings in money and jobs, but it comes at the cost of highly marginal primary food production as the international market is never, ever stable, and it's inevitable that someone always loses out. The fact is, however, Australian politicians are hell bent on business as usual, when the business they're conducting is becoming rapidly unviable. Financial strife is ahead and a fuckload of people are going to be in trouble, but at this stage it might be the thing that finally forces the changes in government focus and method that the electorate has been screaming for since before King Johnny started throwing children overboard.

At this stage, if nothing else there's going to be some serious economic damage to a number of different countries. And on top of that will come global repercussions as countries whose financial markets have been fucked over tell the US and its allies to go fuck themselves, and with Russia and China squirming about the repercussions could be downright catastrophic. The brutal fact, however, is that a politically chaotic country cannot maintain its global standing. Even if the promises to end free trade are broken, the US is still paralysed by some fucked up internal politics and it's made a lot of enemies over the years. A lot.

The problem that keeps going around and around, however, is that the nature of politics has changed, and globalisation doesn't just mean the trade routes, it means that even the bloody air is scrutinised, tracked, utilised and monetised. Pretty much no western country invests in itself anymore; it's always cheaper to buy it from someone else. This why countries like India should be watched very carefully. It's still a country full of psychopaths effectively exterminating themselves by destroying their own breeding females, but some of them are catching on and there's likely more innovation going on in any one Indian call centre than there is in an entire country like, say, Australia.

So yeah. A lot of people are fucked. But they were fucked to begin with. Trump's just speeding up something that's already been in motion for a long time. And in the long term there's a pretty decent chance that it's going to be a good thing because it'll force action on things that desperately need action but no one wants to do something about because it's too hard./.
 
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