🐮 Lolcow Justin Everette Stout and Shayla Rose - anti-civilization/technology advocates who are entirely dependent on both.

[buffaloWildWings]

they actually do this. They have family shit rags and compost their stool. Justin was really proud of himself when he built his own squatty potty platform, there were pictures of it all over FB and graphic essays about them using it. They're highly opposed to shitting and pissing in regular toilets, and sewage treatment plants, which Shayla will rant about with the intensity of someone speaking about the holocaust.

One word: hookworms.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hookworm_infection

 

[RI 360]

There's one thing human waste is good for. It's flushing down a toilet to be cleaned at one of our many first rate water treatment plants, anything else is just absurd and dangerous.

It's also responsible for eradicating many infectious diseases and plagues. It's a crowning achievement of humanity, akin to the combustion engine and air conditioning.

No shit! Seriously???

When I first heard about the Family Cloth I thought it was a pisstake. But this pair actually use it!

I'm gonna regret this, but I feel I must ask. Menstruation. Sanitary towels and tampons are out because chemikills. Mooncups likewise because not organic. Rags down undies that are washed and reused month to month?

Seriously. I'm not sure what she's doing with her menstrual blood but I'm sure she's recycling it in some zany way since they can't stand to waste literal waste.

I have a question. I understand they live in the North Carolinian wilderness and shit, but do these two have jobs or they just spend all day living on a bus going on Facebook fronting their lifestyle?

Justin mentions running an online business but I have never seen him link to it which makes wonder if they're making fetish videos and selling them or something similarly deviant.

 

[GolgoXIII]

Placenta smoothie.

I just kept on repeating that in my mind when I read it. Placenta smoothie.

Really, some of these things that they do remind me of Chris-Chan's childish ideas of recycling and living of the land. Mainly his idea of recycling his sperm.

 

[FramerGirl420]

Placenta smoothie.

I just kept on repeating that in my mind when I read it. Placenta smoothie.

Really, some of these things that they do remind me of Chris-Chan's childish ideas of recycling and living of the land. Mainly his idea of recycling his sperm.

Because anything your body expels obviously just needs to be crammed back in it again.

 

[Ruin]

$10 says they're fucking that kid.

 

[Petronella]

Holy shit these people are a gold mine. An honorary Semper Fi to OP.

"Ayroo" though

No shit! Seriously???

When I first heard about the Family Cloth I thought it was a pisstake. But this pair actually use it!

I'm gonna regret this, but I feel I must ask. Menstruation. Sanitary towels and tampons are out because chemikills. Mooncups likewise because not organic. Rags down undies that are washed and reused month to month?

Knowing these granola types, she probably either wears cloth pads, or she free bleeds because something something all natural Mother Earth moon goddess womyn.

 

[exceptionalgoogle]

They have posted what they deemed "hot" pics that included their son in them, on his mom's boob. To me, that's crossing into child porn when you're posting baby pictures and the captions are about how the pics make your dick leak. These people are the worst. Shayla is a straight-up cunt. Justin is a conniving pervert. If you told me either of these people had murdered someone, I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest.

 

[sysctl --system]

They have posted what they deemed "hot" pics that included their son in them, on his mom's boob.

With all this smell talk, he's probably talking about pheromones, and the output is increased in pregnancy and breastfeeding.

Good lord I hope that post is just the pheromones talking

 

[Fervent Champion]

There is some weird Freudian thing where humanity wants to destroy itself and hippies are proof of this concept, and these people are great examples of hippies. Nice find.

I do wonder how much they actually know about the wilderness, like do they have an idea of what plants are safe to eat and so on.

 

[exceptionalgoogle]

I do wonder how much they actually know about the wilderness, like do they have an idea of what plants are safe to eat and so on.

I hope not.

 

[Bassomatic]

There is some weird Freudian thing where humanity wants to destroy itself and hippies are proof of this concept, and these people are great examples of hippies. Nice find.

I do wonder how much they actually know about the wilderness, like do they have an idea of what plants are safe to eat and so on.

From what little I've seen (haven't dug around more than the first rate post by the OP) No. I'm not gonna be shocked when next time they "fight the system" by going to star bux they grab a few hungry man's for their "eco mircowave"

Where they are if they have lay out like they claim small farm would do enough canning/pickling etc to support the family, and NC is a decent hunters state with many options of game to choose.

Being we've seen their abysmal hygiene and water safety, there's no way they could some how screw that up yet know how to butcher an animal or clean/ prep veggies.

 

[JudgingYou]

Why would you have a family cloth? That sounds terrible.


Literally leaves are a better alternative.

I mean if they're so into giving back and saving the Earth they can grab the unnecessary telephone directory and everyone can have their own pages.

You want to bitch about not having skin on your junk? Fine. Want to have hairy sex? Whatever. There are places you just don't go. The community wiping cloth crosses a line.

 

[RI 360]

I found some posts about the ass rags, by "shitting in the water supply" the mean using toilets. They seem to be profoundly confused about concepts like potable water/grey water/sewage IT'S ALL THE SAME TO JUSTIN AND SHAYLA:

Exceptional Arts and Crafts time everybody:

Judging by the quality, you'd think the kid had made it, but no, it was his thirty something year old father.

 

[Bassomatic]

While I'm sure it's mostly because it's local and they don't know better, they got kinda lucky with good choices of wood.
Poplar is the go to for many wooden wear products like chopsticks. If all you had a machete then even choking up enough to get a reasonably sized fork may be a brat but since he claims to have a proper carving knife that's just lazy. I'm wagering it's just a photo op and he uses KFC plastic sporks on the day to day.

Also we are no longer shitting in the water supply and our health is getting better. Remember these people claim to know nature and are taken back drinking your own shit some how made them ill.

 

[AnOminous]

So where are these stupid fucking hippies disposing of the water they wash their shit cloths in?

 

[RI 360]

Uh oh, here's a FB page dedicated to Justin and Shayla drama. It's name almost sounds like a parody, but it's just run of the mill liberty autism.

Anarchists Banned by Blue Ridge Liberty Project for Promoting Peace

I'm grateful because they saved the cap where Shayla admits she and Justin have sex with baby Lucifer in bed with them.

 

[Bassomatic]

@Ruin just won that 10 spot.

Jesus fuck, this went from assholes to people I hope are given a nice natural scaphism.

 

[RI 360]

So where are these stupid fucking hippies disposing of the water they wash their shit cloths in?

They're probably watering their crops with it thinking it doubles as fertilizer. mmmmm ecoli

 

[FramerGirl420]

Uh oh, here's a FB page dedicated to Justin and Shayla drama. It's name almost sounds like a parody, but it's just run of the mill liberty autism.

Anarchists Banned by Blue Ridge Liberty Project for Promoting Peace

I'm grateful because they saved the cap where Shayla admits she and Justin have sex with baby Lucifer in bed with them.

"Wild non-human animals" also do not post borderline pedo comments on social media. Why don't you try to mimic them in that way too pls.

 

[Petronella]

Uh oh, here's a FB page dedicated to Justin and Shayla drama. It's name almost sounds like a parody, but it's just run of the mill liberty autism.

Anarchists Banned by Blue Ridge Liberty Project for Promoting Peace

I'm grateful because they saved the cap where Shayla admits she and Justin have sex with baby Lucifer in bed with them.

I love how someone saying it's weird to fuck right beside your kid in the same bed gets spun as just being a weirdo prude who wants to shelter children from sex.