DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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Phil has said that future employers will be impressed with his Youtube career.
If Fill ever got a legitimate job, it wouldn't be one in a office or managing anyone. He has been a recluse so long that he would be unable to function around normal people and would constantly think that detectors are customers and coworkers alike. Like someone else said, this turbo faggot believes detractors are watching from the trees.

He would sign up for Instacart, Doordash, Uber Eats (not to be confused with Uber-human, as he could not be that close to another human being in his car to potentially attack him). It would also need to be one of those jobs where he could just leave it on the doorstep and take a picture of it. I imagine he may even lug Khet along and make her go inside and get the groceries/order and he simply drives from point A to point B.

Edit: If this ever were to happen, imagine the detractors that would fake-order in his area. Usernames such as "HungryKhat", "IWantTakeGout", requests like"I want that DSP burger king chicken sandwich with extra mayo"

Wonder how long it would take for him to quit or get fired for the companies well being.
 
If Fill ever got a legitimate job, it wouldn't be one in a office or managing anyone. He has been a recluse so long that he would be unable to function around normal people and would constantly think that detectors are customers and coworkers alike. Like someone else said, this turbo faggot believes detractors are watching from the trees.

He would sign up for Instacart, Doordash, Uber Eats (not to be confused with Uber-human, as he could not be that close to another human being in his car to potentially attack him). It would also need to be one of those jobs where he could just leave it on the doorstep and take a picture of it. I imagine he may even lug Khet along and make her go inside and get the groceries/order and he simply drives from point A to point B.

Edit: If this ever were to happen, imagine the detractors that would fake-order in his area. Usernames such as "HungryKhat", "IWantTakeGout", requests like"I want that DSP burger king chicken sandwich with extra mayo"

Wonder how long it would take for him to quit or get fired for the companies well being.

Phil is deathly afraid of driving. He hasn't gone on the highway since has has moved to Washington. He also looks down on delivery drivers like they are his slaves. He'd turn to sucking dick for donations before he ever did driving apps.
 
I know we’ve talked about what jobs Phil would be best suited for hypothetically, but I wonder what job he’d actually target first if he was forced to find work. I wanna guess he would attempt to do some sort of remote work, maybe flight bookings or something mundane? But whatever it would be would start from the point of not leaving his house.
 
What a fucking idiot, like i can tell you that i atleast have over 3 digits in slay the spire and Binding of isacc repentance. Mind you, sure they are games that you play in short bursts but they are games that have gotten me to play them for much longer than actual AAA games in the last 5 years.
Uhh, listen up nudnik. DSP is a VARIETY STREAMER. That means he HAS to play a different game every day and he can ONLY play WHITE HOT new releases. Tuhuhuhu.
 
Can any knowledgeable kiwi answer me this and thanks in advance.

Dsp has a business degree, ill assume its outdated, but with such degree if it was up to date, what kind of jobs could that get him? And how much would it pay?

Business aint my area of expertise so apologies if it is common knowledge.
The #1 factor in hiring is how the potential new hire fits with the hiring company culture. He can't be employed because he has no culture he can fit in outside of salty beg culture.

Rackets lolcow of the year 2023 hopefully rubs off on Phil enough through osmosis to finally win him his own Mooby title this year, maybe with a divorce arc who knows, but it was a gold vein that hadn't been uncorked in a while with pigroach.
 
Pretty much. DSP is also a perfect example of a pseudo-intellectual. I don’t think he’s autistic. He’s just a loser with an inflated ego and no friends to keep him in check.

Also, we are talking about someone who, in the past, when confronted, would cry about how he’s an alcoholic and he doesn’t mean what he says. There is actual audio evidence of people calling him out for doing this. He’s not autistic he’s just an incredible faggot.
I'd agree. I don't think Phil is autistic even though he has a lot of the symptoms. When you encounter someone autistic you can usually tell pretty quick. Chris Chan, King Cobra, Cyraxx, you can just always tell from the manner of speaking. Phil had friends and a social community in the FGC for a short while, even if it hated him generally. Based on seeing him with John Rambo and Howard in a lot of old videos, I just don't think he's missing the social skills necessarily. I think he was probably a lonely kid throughout school and high school then came out of his shell in the FGC, so he was unpracticed socially, but not socially retarded.

I lean more towards NPD and some severe emotional issues. John talked about it, and Phil admitted that he was insecure to Rambo, since Rambo was funnier and more popular. He would drunk text his friends late night emotional screeds. I think his narcissism rules his life, but he's prone to occasional moments of clarity when drunk and his narcissistic defenses are down.

As a slight power level, I've interacted with many people with personality disorders for my work, and I really don't buy the autism or avoidant personality disorder theories. Avoidant people are generally very nice and don't have a bad word to say about anyone, even when they should. The autism idea is more compelling, but I think almost all of the traits of Phil's possible autism manifested as an effect of his total isolation from people, rather than being the cause.

Everyone on the internet now calls most people they don't like narcissists, i.e. the whole reddit obsession with being "raised by narcissists" and so on. It's become a bit uncool to chalk something up to someone just being narcissistic, but Phil is just the poster child for the actual personality disorder. I was going to post examples of how, but honestly just go read the "Signs and Symptoms" section for the Wikipedia page on NPD. There isn't one word in there that isn't Phil, besides maybe getting plastic surgery.
 
My favorite is when he namedrops someone but then the fat retard remembers too late that he's supposed to not know their names.
"Mister Metok... uhhh Mii-tou-kur? Mii-toh-ker? Whatever the fuck his name is, I don't know, I don't watch his videos tuhuhuhu..."
"ItsAGundam uhhhh... whatever his name is I don't even know that idiot!" (has named him perfectly and described his videos with detail before)
...and the cherry on top of this shit-sundae: This all from a "man" (jury's still out on that one) who thinks of himself as being a great liar.
There isn't one word in there that isn't Phil, besides maybe getting plastic surgery.
He's already dyeing his hair. Things stopping him from plastic surgery is begruptcy 2 and hogans.
 
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I'm might be retarded or need glasses but I swear it looks like Phil dyed his moustache and if he did that's fucking hilarious, any guy that dyes their hair to not show greys is the vainest mother fucker ever, most dudes look fine with grey hair its real woman shit to dye away the greys, same with his slow descent to baldness, cunt is 40 and is starting to bald that's a good run I had mates who were 20 and went bald like just deal with it
 
I still cannot believe he put her on camera
Mental decline and levels of delusion are insanely robust right now. I don't think he realized how bad things have gotten until the stream... and Mike Clum was actively feeding and reinforcing his delusions around this time by saying yes to everything ("yes Phil, you are unusually hated", "yes, this documentary will help you tell your story and vindicate you", "yes, everyone will see how deranged your trolls are", "yes, you are a very normal human-style person"). I bet he told Phil that he has a beautiful horse and a wonderful family with his jasper-son.
 
I'd agree. I don't think Phil is autistic even though he has a lot of the symptoms. When you encounter someone autistic you can usually tell pretty quick. Chris Chan, King Cobra, Cyraxx, you can just always tell from the manner of speaking. Phil had friends and a social community in the FGC for a short while, even if it hated him generally. Based on seeing him with John Rambo and Howard in a lot of old videos, I just don't think he's missing the social skills necessarily. I think he was probably a lonely kid throughout school and high school then came out of his shell in the FGC, so he was unpracticed socially, but not socially retarded.
Hard disagree Phil is very clearly autistic and it's obvious just listening to him that he is. He hits basically every symptom of high functioning autism in adults. He's obsessed with routines, takes things literally, he rocks back and forth to self sooth, he's extremely blunt, he prefers to be alone, he hates change, he has tons of linguistic oddities.
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Personally even though i think dsp is an undiagnosed Autist. It is also plausible that his whole behavior and attitude can be attributed to how his parents raised him and his hermit lifestyle aka not leaving or interacting with real life people outside annd only being in his social bubble with "Yes people" aka the chat. All that and the fact that he barely goes out and does Matuur adult things can dull people's social skills to the point that they start to mispronounce words. I believe if he went out more, socialize with people more and overall just be outside more, that could help him readjust himself and who knows maybe he would stop being such an asshole.



We all know he wont go outside like that because hes a lazy fuck.
 
Phil's latest grift is "Schrödinger's chargeback". Now every tip could be chargebacked in around a week, and undo the "positivity". So don't delay, paypigs, donate now, even if Phil is far past the goal.

But how does Phil know this? He got an email from a fan that informed him the evil trolls on kiwi farms are organizing to tip him and submit mass chargebacks!
 
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Phil's latest grift is "Schrödinger's chargeback". Now every tip could be chargebacked in around a week, and undo the "positivity". So don't delay, paypigs, donate now, even if Phil is far past the goal.

But how does Phil know this? He got an email from a fan that informed him the evil trolls on kiwi farms are organizing to tip him and submit mass chargebacks!
How did he learn our plans???
 
I think he was probably a lonely kid throughout school and high school then came out of his shell in the FGC, so he was unpracticed socially, but not socially retarded.
From watching WPIG, I feel like this is almost the case, except that he is socially retarded, but not because of autism and more because of Phil's utter inability to see people as equals.
We know that pre-FGC Phil was certainly a lonely kid due to him being an only-child from a middle class family in a shithole neighborhood, so the other kids probably didn't like him (remember, he didn't even learn to ride a bike because he was scared a stationary would beat him up and take his bike). Also, keep in mind he was very into videogames in the 90s, so everyone 100% thought he was a nerd, and rightfully so.
When he made that BBQ (link to WPIG for context) you can tell he was desperate to make friends and be liked, but instead of socializing like a normal person, he already saw relationships as an exchange, where he gives you something and therefore you owe him acceptance and gratitude. I feel like that was Dave's idea when he saw his faggot son strugling to make friends (why don't you throw a BBQ party and invite them, son?), and based on what is known about Dave, this may be why Phil wanted to be a WWE-esque character, since it was probably the only thing he saw as cool.

I believe that Phil was incapable of seeing human relationships as an spectrum and stuck for seeing them as transactions simply because it was easier that way, and now over the years and with an inflated ego, he has translated the same idea to explain why he's owed money for sitting on his ass and making mediocre slop.
 
Got bored did some simple research in regards to his day ahwf foray into a new type of food product which was cold stone creamery that was "randomly" in a strip mall. He claims it was over ten bucks each and they had the specialty flavors, doing the math even with Seattle proper prices you can't get that high unless you got the biggest size possible with a waffle cone/bowl or you in mrs. ed's case probably got extra mix ins which kind of runs in the face of his claim of not liking sweets anymore and what if he got something and took one bite and didn't like it well maybe don't be a polish nigger and get the biggest size possible then get a fucking small just saying. Oh and also they have nutritional facts on their site and both of their dent funded new type of foods were about 1200 calories and 50-60 grams of fat so there ya go that's a typical breakfast doordash for them.
 
He's been getting his t-shirts from thirft stores to save money!!

Every shirt he has worn recently can be found on Amazon.
 

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