DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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  • No

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It's jarring to just see pictures of him from back in the day, old school Phail and current ghoul Phail don't even look like they were ever the same person, it's so uncanny.
Speak of which there was a russian potato camera quality pic of him from like 2001-ish featured on that being said today and holy fuck did his look just scream future school shooter. He was a gangly greasy sheened fuck with the do it at home with conair clippers buzz cut.
 
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He's really losing it. He explained how he 'enhanced' the pre-stream into a real show, by showing us his ugly mug instead of a slideshow. Dude, it's the same garbage non-content. It's not turning into entertainment by slapping a podcast label on it and segmenting it. It's just the same kind of time wasting he's always done.

But I guess it works, only dentheads would fall for this shit, so he cultivates an audience of retards. Good job Dave. These levels of self-pignotisation he's doing to himself are going to bite him in the ass one day.
 
We got a mention on DSPReack, he's going over Nicky Racket's Dear John breakdown
The worst part is how he always has to pretend he has no idea what's going on ("he seems drunk, is this true?"... "what's his name... re-kie-eta?")

It's such a dumb shtick. DSP, we know you know. You don't randomly watch a video like this, you're too paranoid.
 
If it makes you feel any better I don't think he likes AAA games any more or less than indie games. He just plays them because he thinks that is what people will give him money for. He liked the Fallout TV show more than he's liked any video game he's ever played.
People who follow trends are brainless morons. Anyway, I just threw some lights on the floor and cranked up the ring light for the newest fromsoft release.
Looks like a holocaust survivor.
Hello, Jew!
 
The worst part is how he always has to pretend he has no idea what's going on ("he seems drunk, is this true?"... "what's his name... re-kie-eta?")

It's such a dumb shtick. DSP, we know you know. You don't randomly watch a video like this, you're too paranoid.
He was railing against him like a week ago.
 
Agreed. Machinima wasn't wrong either, but it was based on what they told Phil... expand as a content creator, work with others (I agree with Phil that collabs suck tbh, but that's the game when you make your career social media). Phil never did beyond streaming all day and begging for money.
Phil was wasted on Machinima, and it's clear they wanted him gone once they realized he wasn't going to do any work they asked him to do. All the resources they out in to try and make him improve were completely wasted because Phil needed to have bitch fits over literal suggestions.
Crazy how it's got to the point where phil had dropped all pretense about playing a game for anything but engagement and support. When I first stared into the vortex there would be a "now gais" segment during a pre stream or two where if the numbers weren't up to scratch the game is gone.

Now we're at the flinging anything at the wall hoping something sticks or a new whale is hooked, anything else isn't worth it
His stalling start the games now is getting so bad. Every single prestream is just him delaying the inevitable hoping for a tip as much as possible. minutes of silence as he scans chat for any dumbass questions to ask until he finally gives up.
While looking for an older video of his it's jarring seeing all the videos where he's actually going outside. I didn't know he actually attended a Wrestlemania.
There is this video out there of him at some BBQ hangout of something with a bunch of East Coast Street Fighter guys or some shit. He might have just tagged along with some people he knew or was directly invited, but it's amazing considering the hermit he is now. You would never see present day Philip doing something like that.
Speak of which there was a russian potato camera quality pic of him from like 2001-ish featured on that being said today and holy fuck did his look just scream future school shooter. He was a gangly greasy sheened fuck with the do it at home with conair clippers buzz cut.
Relevent.
 
It's such a dumb shtick. DSP, we know you know. You don't randomly watch a video like this, you're too paranoid.
My favorite is when he namedrops someone but then the fat retard remembers too late that he's supposed to not know their names.
"Mister Metok... uhhh Mii-tou-kur? Mii-toh-ker? Whatever the fuck his name is, I don't know, I don't watch his videos tuhuhuhu..."
"ItsAGundam uhhhh... whatever his name is I don't even know that idiot!" (has named him perfectly and described his videos with detail before)
 
I've never fully been on board with the "Phil is autistic" opinion, just that he's a gigantic, spoiled low-IQ hermit. However, hearing him respond to someone telling him to take a deep breath last night by explaining how if he wasn't breathing he would pass out is genuinely the most autistic thing I've ever seen.
Pretty much. DSP is also a perfect example of a pseudo-intellectual. I don’t think he’s autistic. He’s just a loser with an inflated ego and no friends to keep him in check.

Also, we are talking about someone who, in the past, when confronted, would cry about how he’s an alcoholic and he doesn’t mean what he says. There is actual audio evidence of people calling him out for doing this. He’s not autistic he’s just an incredible faggot.
 
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Phil is a low-functioning narcissist who somehow managed to stumble into YouTube and exploit it. If he didn't, he'd be just another job hopper who is dependent on his parents (and not his fans) for support when he is kicked from yet another job. I imagine him eventually coming back living with them with the excuse that he takes care of them if he didn't become a YouTube/Twitch "personality".
 
Phil was wasted on Machinima, and it's clear they wanted him gone once they realized he wasn't going to do any work they asked him to do. All the resources they out in to try and make him improve were completely wasted because Phil needed to have bitch fits over literal suggestions.
This is an entirely wrong take regarding his relationship with Machinima. If anything, DSP's failure to take advantage of the oppurtunities they offered just meant that Machinima didn't need to invest any money into DSP. They wouldn't have to promote him or offer him any cross-promotion opportunities. In exchange for doing basically nothing, Machinima continues to collect a nice chunk of his ad revenue, and can re-negotiate whenever they want as the AD revenue dries up.

From Machinima's perspective, they just had to tolerate his emails, explain fair-use and do a few DMCA's over his years with them. As far as they're concerned, its a win-win; you have a hermit that's happy slaving away making videos.

Not to mention, with him hiding away, he wouldn't be able to represent Machinima with his historically toxic personality, hot-takes or utterly dented commentary.
 
This is an entirely wrong take regarding his relationship with Machinima. If anything, DSP's failure to take advantage of the oppurtunities they offered just meant that Machinima didn't need to invest any money into DSP. They wouldn't have to promote him or offer him any cross-promotion opportunities. In exchange for doing basically nothing, Machinima continues to collect a nice chunk of his ad revenue, and can re-negotiate whenever they want as the AD revenue dries up.

From Machinima's perspective, they just had to tolerate his emails, explain fair-use and do a few DMCA's over his years with them. As far as they're concerned, its a win-win; you have a hermit that's happy slaving away making videos.

Not to mention, with him hiding away, he wouldn't be able to represent Machinima with his historically toxic personality, hot-takes or utterly dented commentary.
They did try at first when they looked to give Phil a new "career" as a game commentator but he didn't see the opportunities. Then they went as you said and even funnier managed to give him a contract that was not legally enforceable but Phil was so thick he signed it anyway. And I suspect his E3 tour with all those video clips (and his after E3 bitching) convinced Machinima to ignore Phil completly and just sometimes throw him some bawbles (like new games) to keep him happy (or rather ignorant)
 
I really try not to get angry at DSP, but his gaming opinions never fail to make me extra mad. According to him, indie games are just small gaming snacks, tiny experiences, because they are made by small teams and they aren't meant to hold your attention for any longer amount of time.

He's the perfect consoomer (victim of AAA gaming) and just so wrong:

Counter Strike, DOTA, DayZ, Binding of Isaac, Slay the Spire, Darkest Dungeon, Hearts of Iron, Crusader Kings, Any roguelike (NetHack, Dungeon Crawl,...), DorfFortress, I'm just typing myself into a rage so I'll stop.

This guy SUUUCKS!!!
What a fucking idiot, like i can tell you that i atleast have over 3 digits in slay the spire and Binding of isacc repentance. Mind you, sure they are games that you play in short bursts but they are games that have gotten me to play them for much longer than actual AAA games in the last 5 years.
 
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