🍗 Deathfat Margaret Pless / idlediletante / Stan - Official Kiwi Farms Advertiser and Enthusiast Who Has Proudly Eaten Ass. Now Posting Her Tits to Own the Troons!

[Gay Baby Jailer]

We’re dunking on each other about whether such and such is modest; the moids don’t care, they can fetishize dunes and the holes in hollow trees, there’s no outfit a woman can wear to the gym that at least *some* men can’t jerk off to.

Genuine question from me, because I don't think I have ever seen your response:
Obviously you have posted a lot of male critical posts. You have posted things such as how the world doesn't need half its men, men are like dogs, etc etc. I can link these posts if you want, but I don't really think its worthwhile to fight over semantics.

So my question to you has two (maybe three) parts.

1. how do you reconcile having these beliefs about men and being married to one? Is he one of the better ones? What happens if you have a male child and he doesn’t agree with your view on things? What if your male child becomes a traditionalist trump voter(arbitrary example)?
2. Do men genuinely have a purpose in modern society? Are men better at literally anything as a group? Do men have any legitimate grievances as a group? Is there any difference between man and woman, other than reproduction and strength?
Obviously men have some negative qualities as you have described (they are more violent, more prone to deviancy etc etc), so then in the absence of any positive qualities (compared to women), wouldn't it just be better to get rid of men? Do we just keep men around because they are attractive to, and provide companionship for women?
2.5 I think I read that you said once that gender segregated groups have no utility other than safety, so then why have the DMZ and the woman hate thread remain exclusive to one gender?

Genuinely curious

 

[Stan]

WELL--this is interesting! Marge has shown yet again her true colors. I will state generally she gets a number of details about me wrong. Nothing she found is anything I am ashamed about, but I probably would not have divulged HERE in hindsight. Let's break it down.

Holy mother of God whoreson, how many times do I need to tell you; brevity is the soul of wit. You’re pinching off these super long posts about what, your preferred doneness of eggs?? How you hate hamburgers because your whore mom gavaged you with them as a kid? Gonna be honest I skimmed this bit.

You wrote this unhinged rant I am quoting, and about five or six unhinged rants on my profile page, trying to insult my mother, insult me for the things I have overcome, things I am sure would have buried your sorry ass. I will note my life experiences do inform my radical politics and my ideological leanings. I also know that the adversity I have overcome is a part of a larger set of sociological phenomena. This larger societal breakdown that has affected my life of course stems from the liberal hippie bullshit you, people like you, and their antecedents helped create.

Wah wah wah. Write it to a fucking admissions committee, or someone who cares about muh hardships. You think I’m somehow indirectly responsible for your mom becoming a whore 15 years before I was born? For your dad caring about you about as much as he cares about trash? Go whine about it in the woman hate thread, there are plenty of faggots there willing to pat your ass and fluff your dick.

Norbert whoreson; you’re crap. (Your father might have already told you that, but you seem to need to hear that wisdom a couple of times for it to sink in.) Your mother chose drugs over you and your dad thought so little of her, and of his responsibility to the nascent you, that he discarded her like the condom he should have worn. And the apple didn’t fall far from the tree, did it baby? Because you seem to hate your mom, who raised you when she could have gotten an abortion or thrown you in a baby box (and maybe that would have been better), and you seem not to blame your father for deciding he had better whores to fuck than to worry overmuch about the well being of his own flesh and blood.

You’re a fucking mess, bro. it’s alogs all the way down here - always has been - and your particular damage is that you do not know what decent and honest men are. You don’t know how real men should feel when their kids are born, but here’s a hint: they’re there for it.

If you were just some guy, I’d feel sorry for you. But you’ve been using me as an effigy for your mom for months (which is why you can’t shut up about my sex life, how revolting you find my body, how you think I am indiscreet, lazy, promiscuous, and so on) and unfortunately I have no genetic compulsion to let it slide.

You’re how old again? 56 or so? And I gotta say on the balance you would seem to be losing at life. Not just because mgtowism is a bastion for losers - although it is - but you’re ah, missing milestones to use the polite libspeek term for it. (Translated: retard who can’t keep friends or relationships around, has no children, probably depressed, never married.)

And one last thing: Paladinboo is long fucking gone, so you can stop trying to get in her pants. Rebecca is too embarrassed to stick around when her name, photo, and sad life as an ethot betray why she’s a cunt to every other woman here. Not that it’s much of a loss, her schtick was to say whatever would make genetic misfires and unwanted sons like you would m’lady her and tell her she’s hot.

And properly done scrambled eggs are the food of the gods themselves

I get that you guys are painfully gay faggots who asspat each other just for the sake of disagreeing with me, but for fucks sake pleb. If you’re going to call a food “of the gods themselves”, don’t select something that costs less than 80 cents a serving, can be made from a carton of liquid processed eggslop, and which a five year old can competently prepare. You look ridiculous.

 

[Gremperor]

You look ridiculous.

 

[Stan]

Blue eyes? I'm surrounded by them. Got three pairs of em sitting across the table from me every meal. Those eyes I do love.
As far as sapphires go, if you think yours are sapphires you really got to tell hubby to stop buying barely A grade ones and spring for AAA grade flawless.

It would be somewhat elitist and unfair of me to mog you with a photo of my yellow sapphire engagement ring, so here you go:

 

[Teghern]

It would be somewhat elitist and unfair of me to mog you with a photo of my yellow sapphire engagement ring, so here you go:
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Nice stone, eye-of-sauron shaped too I want a green one.
Is that nibble mark on your thumb through? Nail biting is bad especially when you're exposed to Asian cuisine.

 

[gurutu]

It would be somewhat elitist and unfair of me to mog you with a photo of my yellow sapphire engagement ring, so here you go:
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Looks like the hand of an elderly person.

Does the ring still fit nowadays? It seems to be cutting off your blood flow on your finger.

Edit: You are on Ozempic? LMAO. Don't let that become widely known or Novo Nordisk stock is going to crumble.

 

[Shig O'nella]

It would be somewhat elitist and unfair of me to mog you with a photo of my yellow sapphire engagement ring, so here you go:
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Very nice. Wife's more an emerald person. Youngest loves yellow sapphires though. Wants one for her 16th.
Who'd you get to make it?

 

[Feline Supremacist]

For someone who brags about their Ivy league edumacation but can barely write proper English when making a tl;dr "ur mom" post, let me be the first to say to Barge: "NO U".

she’s a cunt to every other woman here

ahahahaha lol no. These BPD hags can't help but plaster their projection in almost every post they make.

 

[derpherp2]

ahahahaha lol no. These BPD hags can't help but plaster their projection in almost every post they make.

BPhags really think they're subtle when they can't even figure out what they're doing.
Like perving on a kid "ironically."

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

I am pink in the face from laughing so hard. Hilarious.

how many times do I need to tell you; brevity is the soul of wit.

My post was not meant to be a witticism, but a point by point evisceration and rebuttal of your rambling, unhinged rant and your bullshit generally. You of course are one to talk about, short, concise, pithy writing.

You’re pinching off these super long posts about what, your preferred doneness of eggs??

No my post sets forth a discussion and analysis about how you lie and distort seemingly everything, with your latest fuck up as a case study. You alleged I do not eat eggs. I in fact do. The posts in question were about how I did not like them as a child, which I overcame as a child. This is in conjunction with your myriad other lies and distortions shows nothing you write can be taken seriously or at face value, unless corroborated by others.

You think I’m somehow indirectly responsible for your mom becoming a whore 15 years before I was born?

Not just you, as I very clearly wrote in a way that anyone with a fifth grade education can understand. You, everyone like you and their antecedents have supported policies, norms, and mores that have led to societal breakdown in many different ways.

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All the wild speculation about my past, none of which has any value or insight and gets a lot of things wrong.
I won't address any of it now or later. I will address this though:

You seem to hate your mom, who raised you

Except she didn't. Circumstances were such I had to leave very early in my adolescence because of various circumstances that indict her "parenting."

But you’ve been using me as an effigy for your mom for months (which is why you can’t shut up about my sex life, how revolting you find my body, how you think I am indiscreet, lazy, promiscuous, and so on) and unfortunately I have no genetic compulsion to let it slide.

Don't flatter yourself, you fat disgusting pig. It is simply that my life experiences inform my radical right perspective and it is from that perspective I harbor absolute, wanton contempt and disdain not just for you but liberal, hippie bullshit writ large, all the impractical luxury beliefs embraced by people like you insulated from their civilization destroying effects. And if and when the time comes, I fully and wholly support acting on that moral conviction and outrage with swift and unrelenting carriage.

You’re how old again? 56 or so?

You don't know, do you Marge?

And I gotta say on the balance you would seem to be losing at life

Again, you don't know. You don't know if I am single, married, have kids or not.

Not just because mgtowism is a bastion for losers

And another lie from Marge. Someone needs to start tabulating this. I have never, not once, espoused mgtowism or anything like that. Men and women need each other, and that means balance needs to be restored, that acknowledges the differences, strengths and weaknesses of each sex, which of course means a return to traditional gender roles which stem from thousands of years of evolutionary psychology.

And one last thing: Paladinboo is long fucking gone, so you can stop trying to get in her pants.

her schtick was to say whatever would make genetic misfires and unwanted sons like you would m’lady her and tell her she’s hot.

There is that accusation again. I DEFY you or anyone to actually back your accusation up with textual support. Where have I or @Gay Baby Jailer or any other male member who had positive interactions with PB ever stated PB is "hot." I have stated this so many times--there is nary a bawdry comment, an insinuation, a double entendre, or a "dear" or a "love" (if you are British) or anything like that. But since we are on the topic, I will say she has a nicer figure than you do. Many such cases though.

You are on Ozempic? LMAO. Don't let that become widely known or Novo Nordisk stock is going to crumble.

I read this post in that way as well.

I’m getting inclined to agree with you. My own experience is that it’s helped me lose some of the baby weight, but it also causes stomach pain that gets severely worse after eating, So it’s like Antabuse for food

I was uncertain if it meant what it seems to, but she has confirmed!

Yes, I do take it. (Well, wegovy, but it’s the same darn thing with a different name.)

Another embarrassing admission.

I will close with some words of wisdom from Boyd Rice that inform any criticism that it is somehow a character flaw I do not mimic some pollyannish cunt with a half-ass smile on his face.

Some people try not to think about life's ugliness
I've thought about it
I've thought about it quite a lot

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

You don't know, do you Marge?

Born either 74 or 75 she isn't that off . Continue please with your slapfight.

Possible dob : 1972 to 1977 .

 

[AgendaPoster]

yellow sapphire engagement ring

Is that a Logitech mouse? With that comfy thumb rest? And that sensor that works on glass? I forgot the name. Looks like the wireless model for the Performance MX/MX 1100, but likely much newer. I used to always buy these and took them with me to work, but for the last 10-12 yrs or so I found the gaming mice just outclassed them in everything but ergonomics so I permanently switched.

 

[Crab Latte]

[ ring picture ]

[autism intensifies]

Spoiler: Ring Sperging By a Professional Autist

I don't know how tall she is, so It's hard to know her ring size. Let's assume its a standard US size 7, what most rings in the US are sold as (I don't know in which country she is in in this photo, but my experience is with US sizing). That being said, I did the best I could to make a rough estimation without any details. If Mrs. Pless would like to provide more detail, I would be happy to recalculate.

What we have here is a 10 x 8 mm yellow sapphire in a faceted cut, giving the benefit of the doubt that it is in fact natural due to a few factors, including it's imperfect cut. Note the windowing at the bottom culet, this is where light is escaping the stone and not being reflected back up through the top. This was most likely an intentional choice by the stone cutters to retain the rich color zoning that gives the stone it's mostly natural hue, which I estimate to be A or AA in color. That's not saturated enough to be a triple AAA sapphire. Most natural sapphires undergo a treatment to enhance it's color, or sometimes change it's color entirely. This process is called High Pressure High Temperature method, or HPHT for short. Assuming she insures her jewelry, she would have the paperwork for the center stone, unless it was a rush job and she picked out something uncertified.

Sapphire comes in a WIDE range of colors and is favored in rings for it's hardness and durability. However it's got a very low refractive index, which means it lacks sparkle and brilliance. This color of stone especially, as with lighter colors, are notorious for gathering dirt and oils underneath, occluding the optics of the stone and leady to a dull cloudy appearance. I think this really fits what I know of her from this thread. Milky piss colored sapphire.

I didn't forget the accompanying diamonds! Should they be diamonds and not moissanite, which can be hard to tell from imperfect images like this and because the industry is increasingly using moissanite for accent and side stones, here are their weights and measurements:

Relative to the Center Stone being 10mm long by 8 mm wide:

A halo of 12 diamonds surround the center sapphire in a traditionally cocktail-style motif, sharing prongs at the base. Diamonds appear to be JKL in color, clarity undiscernible but not as important for melee. Each 2.5mm stone is then secured with its own prong (notes about this later), for a total diamond weight of 3/4 ct.

Colored gemstone estimation cannot use diamond formulas to calculate the carat weight because those formulas are based on the specific gravity of diamonds, which is not the same for any colored stone. However, using this handy calculator someone made, we can make a rough estimation that it this yellow sapphire is between 2.5 and 3.5 carats.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Also, look at the stone tweezers behind her hand. She's at the jewelers. She may not even own that one. Just saying, I think it should be noted for the untrained eye.

Spoiler: Jewelry Care Advice for Marge READ IT HEIFER

MARGE, if that's your ring you had better invest in an ultrasonic cleaner for home use. Not one of the little shitty plastic ones that just shake and vibrate either, you need the one that makes that piercing noise. It's gonna look like shit when it gets dirty under there. ALSO!! MARGE! consider platinum as an upgrade to the exposed outside prongs on each diamond. Those are prime not only to be caught on a sweater thread but also will become worn down fairly quickly if they are gold and you're wearing it daily like most people wear an engagement ring. I can't tell if you have it set in white gold or yellow gold, but platinum actually attracts a bit of a patina over time, so its not purely bright silver. I think that this would actually add to the antique, traditional, or old-fashioned aesthetic you have with that design. You can ignore the platinum prong advice if you so desire, but I implore you to have the prongs inspected by a jeweler twice a year, as the soft gold prongs may need retipping since the spread of the ring is so wide and will be coming into contact with so much. THANKS

 

[AgendaPoster]

MARGE, if that's your ring you had better invest in an ultrasonic cleaner for home use

How about she sells that stone and feeds an African village for a year or five with it, like any progressive lady would choose to do.

 

[Stan]

Nice stone, eye-of-sauron shaped too I want a green one.
Is that nibble mark on your thumb through? Nail biting is bad especially when you're exposed to Asian cuisine.

Ty! And yeah I bite my cuticles a bit. Bad habit, can be difficult to break. A WIP.

Very nice. Wife's more an emerald person. Youngest loves yellow sapphires though. Wants one for her 16th.
Who'd you get to make it?

The Natural Sapphire Company, they work in the Diamond District in NYC but you can place custom orders online as well. They have a sister business called The Natural Emerald Company, which does emeralds.

What you see there is custom, but every holiday they usually run a 10% off sale on assembled jewelry. I’m 100% they are running a Mother’s Day promotion rn.

Also, look at the stone tweezers behind her hand. She's at the jewelers. She may not even own that one. Just saying, I think it should be noted for the untrained eye.

You are correct that this photo was taken at the jeweler’s. (Note the date: April 2017.) I did that because my husbando wasn’t present at pickup and I wanted to make sure he was satisfied before I left the jeweler’s (he was present when we chose the stone, but at that time I was still living in NYC and he in Boston), and I also needed this photo for the insurance policy I immediately took out on the ring that same day.

But this is definitely my ring, and I own it. Here is a photo of me taken in 2019 of me wearing it.

My post was not meant to be a witticism, but a point by point evisceration and rebuttal of your rambling, unhinged rant and your bullshit generally. You of course are one to talk about, short, concise, pithy writing.

Nobody cares whoreson. Call me unhinged again lol, it gives off a resentful, butthurt vibe when you do.

Speaking of your past, I notice you talk about living with your grandmother as a kid, and not just off and on occasional overnights. So I can infer that in addition to being a whoreson, your mom lost custody of you at some point, your dad ofc didn’t give a shit, and so social services placed you to live with your grandmother. Probably for the hooking, or the rampant drug addiction. (Alternatively your mom voluntarily sent you to live with her mom so she could focus on her whoring and drug abuse lifestyle.)

Hoodrat. People on welfare living in the projects have healthier family bonds than you do.

Don't flatter yourself, you fat disgusting pig. It is simply that my life experiences inform my radical right perspective and it is from that perspective I harbor absolute, wanton contempt and disdain not just for you but liberal, hippie bullshit writ large, all the impractical luxury beliefs embraced by people like you insulated from their civilization destroying effects. And if and when the time comes, I fully and wholly support acting on that moral conviction and outrage with swift and unrelenting carriage.

Look, if it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, is an eternal bachelor, and it blames women for all of its problems when you toss it in the river, it’s a mgtow duck. Also you write just like them, and post about the same things they do, namely, how their mothers ruined their life and women are to blame for everything.

As for the Dies Irae posting: I said this before, but whoreson white trash like you have been predicting my doom since 2014 when Mike Cernovich gleefully described how I’d be sent to federal prison for exposing his law practice as a sham. none of it has come to pass. You’ll keep praying for the Day of Retribution until you rope yourself, and I’m going to carry on as I do.

You don't know, do you Marge?
Again, you don't know. You don't know if I am single, married, have kids or not.

Actually I do, like @Justa Grata Honoria said, you’re somewhere between 47 and 52 years old. Way older than me.

And I can infer things by omission too, whoreson: if you had a wife and family you’d have PLed about them by now in an effort to mog mine. You have not, so you don’t. (You briefly mention a GF in a discussion about American Girl Dolls, but who knows if she stuck around. I sure wouldn’t.)

I DEFY you or anyone to actually back your accusation up with textual support. Where have I or @Gay Baby Jailer or any other male member who had positive interactions with PB ever stated PB is "hot."

The whiteknighting for Rebecca is proof enough I think. It’s not as if her postings were any more substantive than just baselessly attacking the other women here for being childless, unmarried, ugly, or gay.

How about she sells that stone and feeds an African village for a year or five with it, like any progressive lady would choose to do.

I already donate like $40 of groceries to the Dedham Food Bank every time I hit the Star Market, so 2-3x weekly, plus a monthly automatic dono to the Greater Boston Food Bank so no.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Look, if it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, is an eternal bachelor, and it blames women for all of its problems when you toss it in the river, it’s a mgtow duck

Dead bedroom situation from everything i have read the relationship sounds dead / transactional . He mentions my lady and lady gardens and somehow she is ok with all the nazi bs and nazi paraphernalia that infests his place of living i can dig up some of the posts i read . Very amusing character. Oh and anti free speech and anti democracy the irony never dawned on him for lot of things.

I can dig up his trash posts for everyones amusement. Besides the pedo stuff .

Oh and kike ex which makes it hilarious considering his virulent antisemitism.

 

[stupid frog]

It would be somewhat elitist and unfair of me to mog you with a photo of my yellow sapphire engagement ring, so here you go:
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Why did you pick yellow?
I don't wear jewelry, so I donno shit about this stuff.

Looks like the hand of an elderly person.

And if it was soft and smooth, you'd say she had the hands of a person who never worked a day in her life.
Tell us how you think her hands should appear specifically.

 

[AgendaPoster]

I already donate like $40 of groceries to the Dedham Food Bank every time I hit the Star Market, so 2-3x weekly, plus a monthly automatic dono to the Greater Boston Food Bank so no.

Fucking white libs, I swear...

 

[derpherp2]

Do you have any idea how easy it was to be a "journalist" around the time that Kiwi Farms article came out? A ton of Vice Jr.'s were popping up and basically everyone in Britain has written an op-ed for the online Guardian. There was a period from 2014 onward where you could slap together commentary about anything and get paid 50-$500. For a while there was a big market for talking about the "female experience" for a bunch of Jezebel-like sites. I'm not a prolific writer at all and I got paid for a couple of pieces about gaming back in the day going under a pseudonym. This "journoscum" shibboleth is so weird, you're talking about it like doing some hack freelance stuff you submit via email connects you to The Jewish Hivemind or something. Take your meds or go outside.

That said, good on Stan for owning all the 40 year old incels, I particularly find the little nicknames you make up for people incredibly grating when I know there's a middle aged man behind it. It's also some real stunted baby stuff to keep going after her weight when her real failure is being an obvious buckwild narcissist whose kids are probably going to grow to hate her. Dusting up internet drama and belittling people for being gay when there's so much other ammo is cringe for a grown woman and mother to be doing.

@Stan you need to make more convincing socks.

But thanks for providing more information. Retard. Good to know you care about being called a fat retard that can't cook for shit.

 

[Mr Bones Wild Ride]

Tell us how you think her hands should appear specifically.