DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[RockHawk]

Y'all are awfully optimistic that Phil isn't underwater on the wahkando with all the repairs it undoubtedly needs before any seller is going to give it the time of day. There's no way to even sell it right now without taking an enormous loss.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

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Comparing Justin Wong to DSP will never not be hilarious to me.

JWong announced that $7000 was raised for Gamers Out Reach last weekend. I just look at this and remember that Phil said that he could never do a charity (at least one that doesn't put money in his pocket) while parading about how much money his streams made.

It reminds me just how despicable Phil is: "fun" streams that feeds his sweaty-men gatcha addiction and bad eating habits are considered a success and he gets to pocket the money with zero complaint (due to Phil lashing out at anyone who does), and if the stream doesn't make enough money, then the wheelchairs need to step the fuck up and start donating or X-New-Game Stream gets the hose again. Meanwhile, Justin had a successful stream and the money went straight to charity. Phil has zero excuses.

Phil is a responsible business owner with a degree. He doesn’t even have time to pay his editors. And a charity stream would endanger his family, dood

 

[marlintan]

Y'all are awfully optimistic that Phil isn't underwater on the wahkando with all the repairs it undoubtedly needs before any seller is going to give it the time of day. There's no way to even sell it right now without taking an enormous loss.

It was a thought experiment, DSP isn't ever not under water, the tagline of this subforum is "perpetually sinking ship" for a reason... DSP is very boring, we come up with things to entertain ourselves.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Imagine being paraded out as a prop, then cast aside when no one's looking. Only to be brought back again to wring money from gullible fools.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Y'all are awfully optimistic that Phil isn't underwater on the wahkando with all the repairs it undoubtedly needs before any seller is going to give it the time of day. There's no way to even sell it right now without taking an enormous loss.

Phil couldn't even bring himself to bother selling the apartment or whatever he had on the other side of the country that he absolutely was NEVER going to go back to.

The current gout fort is going to be where he dies. Unless the bank tears him from it first.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Imagine being paraded out as a prop, then cast aside when no one's looking. Only to be brought back again to wring money from gullible fools.

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Don't worry Agent J, extraction is on the way

 

[A Piece of Coal]

The current gout fort is going to be where he dies. Unless the bank tears him from it first.

We’ll be seeing him lose the house in the next 2 years. (Or at least see a “save the house again stream”). He’s only becoming more delusional and retarded as the days pass. He’s easily buried in debt again.

His man baby rage is increasing and driving away the dolphins. His addiction is only going to get worse the more he has to cope.

He 100% thinks bankruptcy is essentially a ‘gout out of jail free card’. He’s fucked.

 

[marlintan]

We’ll be seeing him lose the house in the next 2 years. (Or at least see a “save the house again stream”). He’s only becoming more delusional and retarded as the days pass. He’s easily buried in debt again.

His man baby rage is increasing and driving away the dolphins. His addiction is only going to get worse the more he has to cope.

He 100% thinks bankruptcy is essentially a ‘gout out of jail free card’. He’s fucked.

problem is that he will be granted a payment plan bankruptcy, leaving him the WAkasndo and the Camry...

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Aside from Champions, first thing I'd do is stop streaming 6 days a week. It's incredibly unhealthy and he'd make more money if his streams were less frequent.

In most cases, streamers can stream less days a week and make the same amount of money, since their fans have a finite pool to donate and more streams spaces the same amount of tips/etc out more, but subs and the like stay the same.

In Phil's case? His weird retard cult tithes per stream, so I think he would just make less money streaming less.

That said, he really should do 1 slightly longer stream a day and cut the night streams, as well as taking a second day off. It'd be good for him.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

Someone should ask Phil, if he can’t (doesn’t want to) pay his editors, if he would be willing to do a stream to fund their hard work for him and all the contributions would go directly to them. Would be extra funny if it ended up making like over $200, Phil would be absolutely livid.

Could call it Thank the Makers to piss him off too.

 

[Corpun]

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This looks like a ISIS hostage video. How much is Jasper Kitty being held for ransom?

Someone should ask Phil, if he can’t (doesn’t want to) pay his editors, if he would be willing to do a stream to fund their hard work for him and all the contributions would go directly to them. Would be extra funny if it ended up making like over $200, Phil would be absolutely livid.

Could call it Thank the Makers to piss him off too.

The answer is obviously no he won't but I'd love to see the mental pignastics at play to explain why he can't give something back to his dent editors. My money would be on either "They don't ask to be paid dood!" or "If I pay them the trolls will find them out somehow!"

 

[Twrx]

This looks like a ISIS hostage video. How much is Jasper Kitty being held for ransom?

The answer is obviously no he won't but I'd love to see the mental pignastics at play to explain why he can't give something back to his dent editors. My money would be on either "They don't ask to be paid dood!" or "If I pay them the trolls will find them out somehow!"

Same thing he said about the respect the pack guys "They asked me not to pay them, they just want the exposure"

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Got smoked by a Cammie who proceeded to t-bag him. He ranted and called the player 'a piece of human dogshit' before blocking him.

LowTierPhil.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

In most cases, streamers can stream less days a week and make the same amount of money, since their fans have a finite pool to donate and more streams spaces the same amount of tips/etc out more, but subs and the like stay the same.

In Phil's case? His weird retard cult tithes per stream, so I think he would just make less money streaming less.

That said, he really should do 1 slightly longer stream a day and cut the night streams, as well as taking a second day off. It'd be good for him.

I'm torn if streaming less would be financially beneficial for Phil. The only reason his stream isn't 99% trolls is because he's always there, same time, 6 days per week... he's a reliable chat room for most of his lonely dents. Without that aspect, I could see him barely making anything since all the 50 bit bitches left. Phil should regardless because this streaming "life" has shattered his brain.

 

[JimiHendrix]

since people were talking about how they'd fix phils life, i'd honestly just make use of the fact phil has a large audience. he just doesn't have a large amount of fans. all an entertainer needs is an audience. i'd just start doing stupid absurd bullshit like get up to go on my break and when the break ends it's someone else who looks like me. then refuse to address it.

just insane shit like that. start acting like I developed a coke habit, just fucking with people. that'd inevitably draw more people to see what absurd thing happens next.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Got smoked by a Cammy who proceeded to t-bag him. He ranted and called the player 'a piece of human dogshit' before blocking him.

LowTierPhil.

Not to mention that he ran away crying.

 

[Crooked 16th]

"Help Mom! a hot girl in a video game made a sexual move against me"

 

[GibMoneyPls]

I thought quitting out like that was childish.

 

[Twrx]

I thought quitting out like that was childish.

Not when he does it, when he does it, he's a matoor adult dood

 

[detractorzer0]

Kat OnlyFans --> ??? --> profit.

Jokes aside, I would start with physical exercise. Seriously, when was the last time this motherfucker's brain got exercise endorphins? Use this reinvigoration to stop playing Champions, use the money to pay his debts and eventually move back to live close to his parents.

Honestly, streaming work out sessions for the redemption arc would be good tv. In the beginning there would be lots of people willing to pay to watch him struggle to bench press a plate. It would be more interesting than listening to him explain how he got robbed for his cart full of Banquet TV dinners.