🦊 Furry Striker Wolf (Mark II)

[cumrobbery]

He just sent me this photo out of nowhere on skype

"Striker Wolf - Today 7:32 AM
> is that proof id eat null raw or cook

Striker Wolf - Today 7:32 AM
> tell me does he eat a lot of oranges

Striker Wolf - Today 7:33 AM
> its steak dude

Striker Wolf - Today 7:33 AM
> a cow"
So basically cannibalism?

 

[sysctl --system]

He just sent me this photo out of nowhere on skype

"Striker Wolf - Today 7:32 AM
> is that proof id eat null raw or cook

My kingdom for a horrifying rating.

@Null Would you cook Striker or go in raw?

 

[Fervent Champion]

Everytime this thread is bummed I has think it's because he's died. Granted if he's eating raw beef that could be happening soon.

We all know no food placed near Striker's mouth escapes.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

He just sent me this photo out of nowhere on skype

"Striker Wolf - Today 7:32 AM
> is that proof id eat null raw or cook

Striker Wolf - Today 7:32 AM
> tell me does he eat a lot of oranges

Striker Wolf - Today 7:33 AM
> its steak dude

Striker Wolf - Today 7:33 AM
> a cow"
So basically cannibalism?

Sweet zombie Jesus! I think it's time we put this kid out of our collective misery.

 

[chimpburgers]

He just sent me this photo out of nowhere on skype

"Striker Wolf - Today 7:32 AM
> is that proof id eat null raw or cook

Striker Wolf - Today 7:32 AM
> tell me does he eat a lot of oranges

Striker Wolf - Today 7:33 AM
> its steak dude

Striker Wolf - Today 7:33 AM
> a cow"
So basically cannibalism?

I hope the salmonella puts this guy out of his utterly pathetic existence. Normally I wouldn't wish death or disease on even my worst enemies, but this faggot could use it.

 

[dunbrine47]

Nice demented album cover you got there Striker.

 

[An Ghost]

I hope he shits himself stupid right back around to being smart.
Or tape worms. That's great weight loss.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

I hope he shits himself stupid right back around to being smart.
Or tape worms. That's great weight loss.

Tape worms can only eat so much.

 

[Florence]

He just sent me this photo out of nowhere on skype

"Striker Wolf - Today 7:32 AM
> is that proof id eat null raw or cook

Striker Wolf - Today 7:32 AM
> tell me does he eat a lot of oranges

Striker Wolf - Today 7:33 AM
> its steak dude

Striker Wolf - Today 7:33 AM
> a cow"
So basically cannibalism?

It's like some horrifying, pants-shitting, furry sumo wrestler.

 

[Whatdidyousay?]

Our local autist has decided to do us a video in the shower. Lucky us

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

I didn't think Diet Coke could be more unappetizing than after watching him chug one down.

8:05... did he say JULAY!?

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

8:05... did he say JULAY!?

I think he did, yeah. Surprised me too.

 

[Fervent Champion]

What possible reason could he have to store weapons? Thank God his parents are keeping them from him.

 

[AnOminous]

What possible reason could he have to store weapons? Thank God his parents are keeping them from him.

All he'd do with a gun is somehow accidentally shoot himself anyway.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He's literally brain damaged and the damage his weight has done to the rest of his body is irreversible. He's going to die, very soon (before he's 25 if I were a betting man), and I don't think it can really be prevented at this point. He's such an awful person though that any sympathy I might have had is non-existent in his case.

 

[Strelok]

Everytime this thread is bummed I has think it's because he's died.

He needs to get in line behind the Slatons, AmberLynn, Fit Vegan, the skeleton looking girl, and 500 going on 600.

And Fatman if he's still alive too.

 

[AnOminous]

He's literally brain damaged and the damage his weight has done to the rest of his body is irreversible. He's going to die, very soon (before he's 25 if I were a betting man), and I don't think it can really be prevented at this point. He's such an awful person though that any sympathy I might have had is non-existent in his case.

I don't know. People like this often live until their 30s and 40s, albeit in increasingly poorer health. They're better taking care of these deathfat wastes of flesh than they used to be.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

He needs to get in line behind the Slatons, AmberLynn, Fit Vegan, the skeleton looking girl, and 500 going on 600.

And Fatman if he's still alive too.

2017 year of the great lolcow deadpool

 

[Fervent Champion]

I really wonder what Striker's daily life is like. As big as he is I can't imagine that he can even leave his bed for any extended period of time, if at all. I guess up side is he's getting to live out his diaper fetish.

Edited for typo.

 

[An Ghost]

I mean yeah he's fat but he also eats raw meat apparently. No other fatcow gonna do that. They pretend to be healthy sometimes but this guy goes all in.