🦊 Furry Striker Wolf (Mark II)

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Original thread was sent to the Spergatory and @blazerwolf and the offending weens have been banned. Despite this, we should give this cow another chance.

Original thread: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/strikerwolf1-moonfaced-kkk-loving-babyfur.11831/

Diaper wolf is a very gullible figure, this thread should be documenting his insane behavior and laughing at him. I would advise against "trolling him" because he has produced hilarious content for years before getting discovered by the farms, and most of the results have been significantly less funny. If the weenery gets out of control here, it'll get locked again.

Here is the original post by @Cuck Norris

Meet Avery Binder/Brady Watts:
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Avery is a 19 year old babyfur from Long Beach, NY. He's not shy about his fetish.

Spoiler: Gross/nsfwish

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He also seems to be in an online relationship of some kind with another male babyfur, who has a private Twitter. One thing that isn't private though, is the display name. @zachywolf aka "sir poopsalote 1962."
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The diaper pic in question seems to have gone missing, but it was basically this only with a diaper instead of underoos.
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He also seems to dislike Nazis, but the KKK is awwwwwright.
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But he's not above using black people to achieve his goals.
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I hope you enjoy. Nearly all his activity happens on Twitter and YouTube.
Twitter archive
Youtube archive
Barely used DevArt

I will rip the channel soon unless someone else wants to.

Also huge shoutout to @Joey Jo-Jo Junior, @wagglyplacebo and @cat for their help in making this thread possible.

 

[getoffmylawn]

Wolf in a Box
Lyrics by getoffmylawn

I'm the wolf in the box
Buried in my shit
Won't you come and ween me?
Ween me...

Feed my belly, can you play the conch?
Jesus Christ, my diaper itches
Fuck with the wolf pack, you'll be in stitches
Feed my belly, can you play the conch?

I'm the wolf who gets weened (growl)
Fill my diaper with shit
Won't you come and yiff me?
Yiff me...

Feed my belly, watch me play the conch...
Jesus Christ, my diaper itches
Rodger Rabbit tried, he was wasted
Feed me milk my thirst will never end
Feed me milk my thirst will never end
Jesus Christ, my diaper itches
Glaive tried, he was wasted
Feed my belly watch me play the conch...

 

[Strelok]

Could someone give a quick rundown of what caused the last thread to go to shit for those of us who stopped paying attention a couple months ago?

 

[chimpburgers]

Could someone give a quick rundown of what caused the last thread to go to shit for those of us who stopped paying attention a couple months ago?

@Bertram who is now banned decided to be a sperg and prided himself on repeatedly asking Stryker what his password was or some stupid shit. The whole thread is in Spergatory if you wanna check out the retardation for yourself.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

@Bertram who is now banned decided to be a sperg and prided himself on repeatedly asking Stryker what his password was or some stupid shit. The whole thread is in Spergatory if you wanna check out the retardation for yourself.

Pretty much this also @Bertram while logged into the @blazerwolf account made a number of posts without realizing he was still logged into that account and deleted the posts right after. When confronted, he initially lied about it until he was caught once again logging into the account. He posted a bunch of PMs between Strikerwolf and other forum users and bragged about being an epen trole after being warned to knock it off so yeah he's gone and ruined the thread. I'm not sure who banned him, but I banned the @blazerwolf account because I told Striker to change his password and he was too lazy to do so.

 

[JU 199]

Recent tweets

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

Recent tweets

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Looks like he's going to have to change back into a skeleton.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Recent tweets

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Anyone willing to guess as to when he'll find out about this thread?

 

[JU 199]

Anyone willing to guess as to when he'll find out about this thread?

I'm sure some industrious, autistic ween will let him know soon enough.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

It's always a shame when a tryhard comes in to fuck up a thread.

On the bright side, I get to post on the first page.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I've spoken with Striker in the past, so lemme give a fellow warning to any aspiring weens:

Bring booze or give up.

Striker is denser than Chris. Either prepare to waste your life or just quit while you're ahead.

 

[DN 420]

Boo wholesome mods that ban halal. Striker Wolf was an inside job. Boo.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Nice to see that Strykerwolf has a thread again. He's one of my favorite cows, because he's so unbelievably stupid. It's like pre-reveal Deagle Nation, where there's all this insane shit and all you can do is look on and question reality.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

:
Striker is denser than Chris.

With all that fat he's bound to be.

GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!

 

[dunbrine47]

Good the wolf is open for discussion again.

Now I did wonder if his exercise video a while back took him in a whole new direction. I'm going to assume no.

 

[AnOminous]

He couldn't fit in a box.

Maybe a shipping container.

 

[VLAD]

Striker is morbidly obese and I would not yiff him.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

He couldn't fit in a box.

Maybe a shipping container.

I dunno, I doubt there's one big enough to hold his girth.

 

[Bugaboo]

I've talked to Stiker too and he's like, frustratingly stupid. I've honestly never met anyone as dumb as he is

 

[Sanshain]

Is he actually retarded (as in, possesses an abnormally low IQ), or are there indications that his lifestyle has lead him to mentally regress to the state that he's in today?