Chris goes to Animate! Raleigh convention

[ChrisIsGay]

I'm genuinely shocked that Chris isn't on a universal convention blacklist.

You can't stop him, he's too powerful. Just ask GameStop how blacklisting Chris worked out.

 

[Male Idiot]

Q: How does a Finn express love?
A: They almost tell their partner how they feel.

It's practically a Taboo for Finns to show emotion in public (laughing after your 7th jaloviina will get you kicked out of public office). If Flutter is from Perkele-land, as I suspect, her emotional response to PDAs from Chris will be frowns and annoyance simply because all of that is uncool in her culture. Doubly, Finns are extremely Xenophobic, so she would not want the attention of strangers.
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Is that still going on there with how pozzed the west is? It is still mostly common in Hungary, but we missed out on half a century of diversity.

Benis : D Do we know she is a Finn to begin with, or is it just another theory with little evidence?

That bus stop scene is familiar... though somewhat less with city bugmen being less likely to stand that far apart, due to lack of space. But move them 25% closer and its dead on.

 

[innocent jogger]

Chris isn't a star, he's a hippopotamus with cotton candy for hair.

I see a transvestite Ben Franklin with blue Slushy hair, but tomato/2mato so I agree.

You can't stop him, he's too powerful. Just ask GameStop how blacklisting Chris worked out.

Just ask Bella how orbiting CWC worked out. Even. with. a. glowie. daddy. Good luck Caden Peck and FAS Cabbage Patch doll. Good luck.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Every single time I scroll through the "celebrity" guest list for one of these conventions all I can hear in my head is Norm saying "ALL THE STARS ARE HERE!"

One of them is of being extremely suspicious; and it has to do with him being jailed for obtaining the Barbussy. I would expect the convention passerby would only come close to Chris just to generally admire him in a satirical manner that he, the Jesus Christ Sonichu himself would not even easily read off because of le autism.

 

[Spilled Spaghett]

I don't know what was more painful, the awkward silence in the room as they try to understand what Chris is even asking, or the single clap they got after dunking on Christians.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

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Strong Rancor Keeper vibes.

 

[Rupin]

Am starting to think that they, or at least she, are paying attention to the forum and knew that some people were going to try to get a good face shot of her. This is obscene how long it's taken to get her dox.

ive read Reddit posts saying the same thing.

 

[Bridget]

This inspired me, as many of your generations do:

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(Hilariously, this image also popped up in the same initial generation, and I have no idea why. Perhaps the AI is trying to tell us something?)

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The sanitised A.I has a DEI quota hardcoded in, you sometimes get random blacks and asians in your prompts even if you type white only.
Makes for some very interesting prompts.

 

[innocent jogger]

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Strong Rancor Keeper vibes.

haha more AI. yawn

 

[LGHDR+]

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Strong Rancor Keeper vibes.

Let's see if I can Chris up these excellent generations:

 

[derpi]

The fuck is he wearing an Ahsoka hat for? And is it just me or is Flutter getting smaller and smaller each time we get a photo of her?

I think Chris is getting fatter, thus making Cabbagegoblina look smoller

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Man, I hope he scares the shit out of all the beer trolley hipsters in Raleigh, I’d love to see him lumbering around like a loose Yeti. But I’m not assed to go watch, if he’s still around.

LOL at him being in Cary. I hope all the Indians ran screaming from him, like he’s some rakshasa.

 

[slavic_lobotomist]

Aw I feared she would wear a medical mask like on the plane. I'm curious to see if Chris painted his face orange.

Ffs he couldn't even be bothered to put any effort into painting his face orange or anything to be Ahsoka. Looks like he murdered her and scalped her montrals + lekku (the headdress thing) off her head to wear them as some kind of trophy.
Side note tho, why the fuck Ahsoka? Like what made him chose Ahsoka, out of all the star wars characters he could've chosen (like Jabba the hut, which would probably be more suited to his "goddess beauty")

 

[cockaine]

PFfs he couldn't even be bothered to put any effort into painting his face orange or anything to be Ahsoka. Looks like he murdered her and scalped her montrals + lekku (the headdress thing) off her head to wear them as some kind of trophy.
Side note tho, why the fuck Ahsoka? Like what made him chose Ahsoka, out of all the star wars characters he could've chosen (like Jabba the hut, which would probably be more suited to his "goddess beauty")

Star Wars is likely his girlfriend's interest and I'm assuming that's her favorite character.

 

[Rabies Of Redemption]

"I'm multi-religious"

I know the Sonichu demon thing was a joke, but I genuinely believe that Chris is demon possessed. His responses whenever someone asks him anything are just too on the nose.

Mark 5:9 And Jesus asked him, "What is your name?" He replied, "My name is Legion, for we are many."

 

[I am batman]

Chris is the new Star Wars kid
(for those who don't know, Star Wars Kid was an early lolcow from 2003 : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_Kid )

 

[slavic_lobotomist]

Star Wars is likely his girlfriend's interest and I'm assuming that's her favorite character.

Fucking tragic if we have to see more of this "cosplay" from Chris. Or worse, him obsessing over Ahsoka (or star wars in general) and adding her into his whole goddess jesus and dimensional merge shit somehow.

 

[Namekian George Floyd]

Kek
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That's not Chris, it's Cory Sneed

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Chris is the new Star Wars kid
(for those who don't know, Star Wars Kid was an early lolcow from 2003 : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_Kid )

Star Wars Ma'am

 

[nvrwastetree]

Kek
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Hahahahaha "what do you think of the metaphysical?" Honestly shocked that when asked spirituality he is he did say "I'm Jesus Christ Christine Chan Sonichus." The panel does not have a fucking clue as to why Chris is babbling on about.