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Two words: Bologna Salad.
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- 20 de Feb, 2021
One could almost say that they are no neck-and-neck.
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- 4 de Jul, 2022
More health food... peanut butter chocolate chip cookies. Vast amounts of peanut butter, chocolate and butter go into making them before vast amounts of cookies go into Sarah and Jamie.
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- 12 de Feb, 2017
One of the most foul things I’ve seen her make in a long time. Big back activities
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Is there ANYTHING she makes that doesn't have cream cheese in it? I've seen cheap people extend guac with sour cream, but never cream cheese. That must make it really thick. I like the hoo she emits when she spills a whole bottle of cheap seasoning powder in it.
She mentions "leftover quesadillas"... that must be horrible! Congealed fat with rock hard tortilla straight from the fridge popped in a microwave.
She mentions "leftover quesadillas"... that must be horrible! Congealed fat with rock hard tortilla straight from the fridge popped in a microwave.
fresh pair of socks
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- 28 de Jul, 2023
I remember watching Sara's macaroni salad over a decade ago. Imagine my surprise to find out this woman is still alive and cooking.
The human body is truly remarkable.
The human body is truly remarkable.
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- 16 de Ago, 2018
So much of her cooking would improve if she bought more proper cooking equipment, and cooled it with cream cheese, sugar, salt, etc. It’s painful just seeing the thumbnail of her stirring the guacamole with a tiny spoon. At the very least, she should use a serving spoon for something that big.
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- 11 de Mayo, 2020
Sorry so late…..
but all I could think of was she looked like Big Ed from 90 Day Fiancé. If you haven’t seen him, it’s worth a google.
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- 11 de Mayo, 2020
Did you never see her bologna salad????? Ughhh
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- 17 de Dic, 2019
What is THE MATTER with you? Those are the Fort Gay EATING UTENSILS.
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- 10 de Feb, 2022
In this latest video, Simpee's breathing is getting rather worrisome. After she accidentally dumps a shit load of garlic powder into this crime against nature that's masquerading as guacamole, her exhalations go in to overdrive.
Is it the death rattle?
A poor impersonation of Darth Vader?
Does she need to hork up a sizeable loogie?
Is she purring at us?
Also: is that Jamie skulking around in the background in a pair of fetching, brown, tapered-leg pants? Someone with man hands wordlessly assists Simpee with the leftover salsa and chips as she sings and whips up this atrocity.
Is it the death rattle?
A poor impersonation of Darth Vader?
Does she need to hork up a sizeable loogie?
Is she purring at us?
Also: is that Jamie skulking around in the background in a pair of fetching, brown, tapered-leg pants? Someone with man hands wordlessly assists Simpee with the leftover salsa and chips as she sings and whips up this atrocity.
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- 26 de Jun, 2021
The labored breathing, like the production quality, has seemingly gotten noticeably worse the last month or so. Her arms and hands also look really ashy as well, likely due to poor circulation. While her food (for the most part) is inedible slop she seems like a genuinely nice person that just takes poor care of herself.
Somebody with a better memory help me out - Jamie is the sperg that said he treats his autism with Doritos and Mt Dew, right?
Somebody with a better memory help me out - Jamie is the sperg that said he treats his autism with Doritos and Mt Dew, right?
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- 17 de Dic, 2019
Man, whatever happened to that Tupperware ziptie mixer she used in her videos all the time? Bad blood with the MLM's? But she's using what appears to be thrifted 1970's Tupperware.
Jamie is the faggot that allegedly can't eat red meat because it flares up his Tourette's, yet, somehow, can eat all Sara's other abominations.
Jamie is the faggot that allegedly can't eat red meat because it flares up his Tourette's, yet, somehow, can eat all Sara's other abominations.
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- 12 de Mayo, 2018
That guac definitely needs some butter.
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melded bubber
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- 26 de Jun, 2021
Tourette’s! Thanks, forgot that’s what it was he said Doritos and Mt Dew warded off.
Anyone else notice it looks like Sarah has an actual Vitamix on her countertop behind the many versions of spray butter?
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- 17 de Dic, 2019
The Guac also needs something from Walden Farms to negate the calories or some shit.
Also: Remember Sara loved bringing up her dIvErTiCulItIs, peeling strawberries (HA!) while making her Wommart knockoff Cool Whip infused Strawberry Kool Aid pie (which was ONE SERVING, you fucking BIGOTS).
Also: Remember Sara loved bringing up her dIvErTiCulItIs, peeling strawberries (HA!) while making her Wommart knockoff Cool Whip infused Strawberry Kool Aid pie (which was ONE SERVING, you fucking BIGOTS).
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- 26 de Mayo, 2013
She PEELED strawberries? Why the fuck didn't she just puree and strain them?
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- 17 de Dic, 2019
Breffisss uvv champiunz!
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- 4 de Abr, 2020
Her breathing has always been labored, sometimes even worse. In fact, a few years ago it was commented on quite a bit, so it started getting edited out. I know Jamie doesn't film for her anymore, but I wonder if he still edits. Then again, it never looks like much editing goes on. Any time she cooks something in the oven she does it in two parts instead of just pausing the video and restarting so she can upload it as one.