💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

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tony tortellini dijo:
Yeah, I could never imagine you demeaning yourself for money! You’ve definitely got the moral high ground here to look down on literally anybody else ever, bud.
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this is coming from a guy who's spent six figures on prostitutes

it's kind of fucking bizarre because usually the cope for hiring prostitutes is "i heckin respect sex workers" but boogie is like:


he's just so unlikeable and inconsistent in every way
 
I spend $300 a month making food at home for my wife and I. This massive fat retard faggot really thinks people buy he only spends $15 eating out at chik-fil-a? Or $300 a month on groceries at all? Unless it’s $300 on Vaseline for his child-brides massive forehead there’s no fucking chance.

Kill yourself boogie. Please die. Slowly. But also die faster.
 
Damn Boggie has really been pimping himself out to other YouTubers a lot lately. I‘m assuming he’s realized he has a finite amount of sympathy he can gain from his own audience, so he’s trying to find new groups of people to feel sorry for him.
 
Lmao, I bet he's fantasizing about oiling up his man tits and flapping them for the kids on Twitch. The only thing stopping him is the lack of quarters they would throw at him. Who is he trying to fool? I am sure it is a recurring thought in his head.
 
It doesn't even matter how much hope there is or isn't that he will ever dig himself out of a financial situation, he will one day die broke because he has lived his life under the idea that nothing is ever his own fault and everything works itself out even if you are fat and lazy and retarded. He blames his parents, friends and former friends, former girlfriends, internet trolls, people who tried to help him, people who gave him advice that he refused to implement or implemented poorly, doctors, he has blamed everyone for his very personal problems in life. He's probably the type of guy who buys Little Debbie cakes from the gas station and then copious amounts of MTN Dew to wash it down. Unfortunately he makes just enough money that I think he will die of a dislodged fatcicle before he ever hits a real penniless despair arc. At best he'll make himself more of the taxpayer's burden before he croaks.
 
Every time I enter Melon I throw out bag of chips I got myself and go on a walk.

Btw some users were trying to answer who is the real booger in this thread couple of times. To me the real one was the one who was speaking to Matt Jarbo. The narcissist who has the 'how fucking dare you' and 'do you know who I am' attitude at the same time. I am not trying to defend Boulder king here but the way he behaved on stream was me getting riled up and I wanted to scream "Matt tell the fat fuck to shut the fuck up". That's the real Boogie.
 
Total Boogie Death
This is All There is Left and Sounds About Right
  • Despite swearing off crypto forever, Caleb discovers that Boogie still has 7,732.42 in Ethereum (down from 30K) because "it can't go to zero"
  • Car still has $7,422 left to pay off, a lot more than Boogie suggested (paying $238 per month)
  • $3,448 left on the dog loan which Boogie claimed was $1000 "worst investment of my life because I don't even like the dog"
  • "I love my first dog, he's a member of the family, but the second dog? He's mostly just a dog" Caleb looks disgusted
  • Again, boogie only has these loans to maintain his credit score, even though he would have easily afforded them all with cash
  • The $5000 dog loan was at 23.49% interest
  • Boogie is outraged that this is even legal. Caleb tells him his credit card interest rate should be around 30%. Boogie counters that the minimum payment is only $20 on $1000. "Yeah, so the interest can accrue!" "Oh."
  • Bed loan $3219 remaining
  • "Give me some credit, I always pay everything off, if a bill is due a bill is paid." Caleb: No. "Ok, except the credit card"
  • When Boogie was a kid everything his parents owned was always being repossessed, so he is very happy and satisfied that he can always pay his bills. Caleb: you can't
  • If not for all of the bad, pointless loans Boogie would be fine
  • Boogie reveals he has not paid taxes, and is on a payment plan for the penalties (~$2000). "It's only been one year and I've just been waiting for them to knock on the door and get it solved"
  • Caleb: You had 30K in crypto, you could have just paid it. Boogie: I had to pay the mortgage and I know the US Government is patient.
  • Boogie had a failed business in his 20s he didn't pay taxes for and the Government was totally cool about the money so he's not worried
  • His girlfriend has no income but she also doesn't cost anything
 
Annealing Crater dijo:
Every single person he knew, friends, other YouTubers, told him not to use traditional investments/stocks and put everything in crypto
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I mean that one bit of advice seems as insane as whatever Boogie is doing. At least don't put it all on red because a dude said so. Why did he listen though? Crypto has never worked in his favor.

The exception proves the rule. Death by poverty.
 
The Budget
  • Boogie pays $222 a month for his cell service. Caleb suggests switching to a cheaper carrier. Boogie explains that he can't because he's still paying off his iPhone (he previously claimed it was free)
  • His previously claimed grocery budget for 4 people is now only for himself and the sugar baby; Boogie has "someone" who will cook for him for free if they are eating as well
  • At home they cook cheap, only eating sandwiches (what happened to the shrimp pasta, tacos, and hamburgers?)
  • "Every grocery in the house is budget no-name brand, 100%" and they taste the same anyway (previously Boogie refused to buy chicken at Walmart because it "tastes bad")
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Budget counting only absolute necessities. The subscription is for his streamlabs.
 
Ted Kaczynski dijo:
Boogie has appeared on Caleb Hammer's financial audit.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=i5hv1YNcYIII'm just a few minutes in and he already won't shut the fuck up.

at 18:00 Boogie talks about his retarded teenage girlfriend and how "when I met her, she was getting her life together.... she was struggling with social anxiety"; Aka he groomed a retarded bitch into being his sex slave lol

at 25:55 Boogie talks about how he called his trolls "worse than Nazis", and how he had a "nervous breakdown". Obviously done to elicit sympathy from Caleb's viewers and show him to be some kind of cool and humble but broken guy (which he clearly is not)

Around 27:30 Booger starts talking about his stupid DMT experience that was in the shitty documentary that posted a few weeks back and how he really NEEDED it so that he could get rid of his "PTSD", again trying to get more sympathy

29:30: Boogle spent $5k on a purebred Poodle dog. lol, lmao even

30:15; it gets worse, Booga took out a LOAN for a fancy bed for his "leg and back issues" (that means he's fat) $600 down, $2500 6% loan, but IT'S LE OKAY because his doctor "Insisted" that he get this bed (shifting blame)

32:35: Bonga tries to say that you "can't feed 3 people for cheaper than $12" as a way to justify buying fast food. Caleb calls him out and tells him to buy shit from a store. Booba complains that walmart food doesn't "taste good"

37:40, Booja starts sperging about how yummy arby's is. he is autistic.

Lost track after 45 mins in lol.


Hey Featurefags, don't shit up the thread. read it first. thx :)
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DeusVult dijo:
I just want to point out how fucking fat this fagot's face got.
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400 lbs my ass, he's close to his pre-surgery weight. Also you can see him sipping mountain dew and the can is often visible in the lower left corner. No idea whether it is diet or not.

P.S Also this Caleb guy did some pushback against Booger's bullshit, it was nowhere near enough and let the fat cow tell its sob stories for some reason instead of telling him to shut the fuck up. The only people who handled properly Booger were Frank Hassle on killstream and Mutahar on ReviewTechUsa and every single time there was an epic meltdown. Yes, Mutahar is a giant fucking bitch for pussying out retroactively.
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How did this bastard get so fat? Caleb has the potential to be a cow in his own right with all the trauma dumping he does about mental illness.
 
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