💥 Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

[GreenHell]

Some people don't even let people with any possible detergent residue on their swimsuits in their hot tubs because it can damage it. Imagine all the detergent, oil and dirt residue on their clothes. I'm sure it can't be good for a pool either.

That's the exact reason why public pools have showers: to get rid of sweat, sebum, detergents, deodorants, lotions, sunscreen, and anything else that might be clinging to your skin or your swimsuit; otherwise, the oils and chemicals (especially in sunscreen) will break down the pool lining over time. So thanks for that, Jill.

 

[anliteralidiot]

There are versions with long skirts over leggings that are still perfectly modest, and wouldn't require Jill to shop at those heathen Muslim places.
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Ankles.
You slut.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Sam needs food.

 

[multiverse]

Well, sorry to crush anyone's gratitude that Jill declined to dump nine fully clothed children into yet another public pool. She is so grateful that they are sort of learning not to drown all on their own! Teaching your children to swim is not ghadly.

Look at these beautiful red fall tress. Are you not also immediately reminded of Christ's blood when you gaze at them? Jill is, because she's a better Christian than you.



Finally, Jill simply can't resist another barbed remark aimed at her ungrateful son, Tim, and his whorish little girlfriend. Why, when Jill was twelve and wagging her behind at nineteen year old David, daddy was convicted not to touch her at all! No hand holding OR hugs of any kind, not even Christian side hugs. Let them be your example, please!

 

[Android raptor]

Is it safe to call Goblino a groomer? How old was Jill when their "courtship" began?

 

[877-CASH-now]

Is it safe to call Goblino a groomer? How old was Jill when their "courtship" began?

They met when she was 12 (and he was like, 21?) but courtship started on her 18th birthday if I recall correctly.

 

[Tiresome]

"We held hands and hugged for the first time on our wedding day." -Jilldo

Because even then you looked like John Kerry in drag, babe.

 

[multiverse]

They met when she was 12 (and he was like, 21?) but courtship started on her 18th birthday if I recall correctly.

They married when she was eighteen. So the courting began before then. He waited for her to graduate from home school high school.

There may have been a slight delay between Jill's Joyful Noyes Homeschool graduation and the wedding; Jill did take some sort of short term cosmetology course before marriage. But they were married in 1997, and Jilly Bean was born in November 1978.

 

[Android raptor]

They married when she was eighteen. So the courting began before then. He waited for her to graduate from home school high school.

There may have been a slight delay between Jill's Joyful Noyes Homeschool graduation and the wedding; Jill did take some sort of short term cosmetology course before marriage. But they were married in 1997, and Jilly Bean was born in November 1978.

Sounds pretty sus, especially since we know Shrek is more than 2 or 3 years older than Jill (so beyond an appropriate age gap for a relationship where one of the people is underage). It would be interesting to know how young Jill was exactly when they started "courting", assuming he didn't start "courting"/grooming her at 12 (which is entirely possible with fundies).

 

[multiverse]

It would be interesting to know how young Jill was exactly when they started "courting",

According to Jill, she was 12 (he was 19) when she started flirting with Dave, and she was 14 (he was 21) when he reciprocated.

From the OP, in Jill's own words:

How they met, at ages 12 and 19. Nope, not kidding. Jill is terrifying.

 

[Android raptor]

According to Jill, she was 12 (he was 19) when she started flirting with Dave, and she was 14 (he was 21) when he reciprocated.

From the OP, in Jill's own words:

Shrek is a groomer confirmed, I am disgusted but not surprised.

I'm sure her parents had no problem with a 21 year-old man creeping on their 14 y/o daughter. Fundies are all about child grooming and pedophilia when its a "godly" man perving on minor girls.

 

[877-CASH-now]

I still 100% think that Shrek has no clue how to even read - he got into Christianity cos the printing press he worked at did smiley face tracks, and I think he's so simple minded it was "awww smileys!"

 

[Android raptor]

I still 100% think that Shrek has no clue how to even read - he got into Christianity cos the printing press he worked at did smiley face tracks, and I think he's so simple minded it was "awww smileys!"

Plus they were perfectly cool with him creeping on a 14 y/o

 

[GreenHell]

Well, sorry to crush anyone's gratitude that Jill declined to dump nine fully clothed children into yet another public pool. She is so grateful that they are sort of learning not to drown all on their own! Teaching your children to swim is not ghadly.
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Look at these beautiful red fall tress. Are you not also immediately reminded of Christ's blood when you gaze at them? Jill is, because she's a better Christian than you.
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When were these pictures taken? Fall foliage peaked in mid-October for Maryland; at this point, it should be all dead and brown.
Also, human blood is not neon red.

 

[booklover]

It looks like a scar from varicose vein removal. Vanity, Jill? Shocking.

It reminds me of Bethany from Girl Defined. There’s speculation that she met her husband at a gay conversion program (he’s been basically confirmed to have gone to one at least once, possibly twice). He’s very flaming and she has always screamed LESBIAN to me. They seem happy so it’s possible that this plan is working out for them.

Responding to an old post: They say you're supposed to marry your best friend, so perhaps that's what they both did. Not our business.

 

[multiverse]

When were these pictures taken?

She posted them today, but she usually lags her posts for a few weeks. It's likely so CPS can't find them.

 

[Android raptor]

Any bets whether Jill will attempt to cook/force her daughters to cook tomorrow or mooch off someone else?

Hoping the later since it's the only way the Rodlets are getting anything to eat. We've all seen the pic of the time Jill cooked Thanksgiving dinner herself.

 

[Din Djarin]

When were these pictures taken? Fall foliage peaked in mid-October for Maryland; at this point, it should be all dead and brown.
Also, human blood is not neon red.

Close to Maryland here. You would be surprised with how some of the leaves have really stuck to the trees and held their color (not so much as of yesterday with the amount of rain we've gotten). It could also be what @multiverse said about evading CPS.

 

[multiverse]

Any bets whether Jill will attempt to cook/force her daughters to cook tomorrow or mooch off someone else?

Well, Jill does enjoy cooking for Thanksgiving! And by cooking for Thanksgiving, I mean she enjoys watching her beloved children fight for the burned scraps left over by Dave when she serves enough food for a young family of four, to her family of seventeen (Shrek, Mimi Jill, the six adult children, two sons in law, and seven younger children.)

Since Jonathan has moved to Ohio, the holiday food has improved by leaps and bounds. It is thought that he purchased the food for the last three Thanksgivings, because the difference between what is served now, verses when he came on the scene, is staggering. Jill can still burn the shit out of everything, but her darling Jonathan grew up as a corn fed farm boy and his arrival in Rod Land coincides with a general improvement in the Rodlet appearances: from Victorian match children / Warsaw ghetto, to Oliver Twist / workhouse children.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Responding to an old post: They say you're supposed to marry your best friend, so perhaps that's what they both did. Not our business.

Cool.
Why the fuck is that 19 year old friends with a 12 year old?
Really don't see a problem with that, huh?