💥 Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

[Jaded Optimist]

In the forth pic it looks like they might be holding hands. What a slut!

 

[Yeast Beast]

In the forth pic it looks like they might be holding hands. What a slut!

I agree, that’s some aggressive hand holding. How risqué!

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I agree, that’s some aggressive hand holding. How risqué!

And Heidi's sister is wearing what looks to be a (gasp) miniskirt!! The horror!

Poor Timmy's going to hell for sure, what with all those knees and ankles showing, and sinful handholding.

 

[Fareal]

It's not like the woman would know when she's in labour or anything... surely the uneducated fundie male and barren menopausal woman are the experts here.

First baby: you err on the side of caution, no exceptions. First time moms tend to tend to the hospital earlier than necessary, because no one (“we don’t want to scarrrrre her”) has actually explained how painful first stage labour can be, and the poor first timer always thinks she’s further along than she is.

But you take her to the fucking hospital, because she is scared and in pain, and because birth is incredibly unpredictable.

Poor, poor Kaylee.

Well, Jonathan is a bust, too. All our hopes are pinned on Heidi here to make one of the Rodlets happy and functional

 

[Blerg]

It’s heartbreaking that a young woman has been so trained and beaten down by her overbearing mother and neglectful father that, even in extraordinary pain, she bows her head and does what she’s told, to the possible detriment of the child she is about to bear.

Childbirth, something a woman would know is happening. Afraid and in pain, she slinks back to her corner because her husband knows best. And her mother taught her that. And backed that asshole up when she should have been advocating for her young, terrified daughter.

It is absolutely disgusting. And the fact that no corner was cut in telling that story to how ever many fucked up fellows that read what passes for a newsletter in that weird sect of freaks, is very very telling.

 

[multiverse]

The Coverett family continues to be incredibly supportive of Tim, despite Jill's fury. Peep that front hug! Tidei are full throttle ahead with their physical contact - I'll bet they've smooched and everything. Good for them.



Jill, dizzy with joy at conning yet another freebie off someone, shares the fact that her fat fuck husband has been too lazy and dumb for the past five years to build either a ladder or a set of stairs to reach the second story of their garage. This dude had to build the stair stringers for Fat Dave, using Fat Dave's own tools.



Jill has her remaining nine children back out on the road so Sweet Mama can be a STAR. At this point, even Jill has to admit that there is literally no room for all of the kids to sleep in the RV, no matter what type of stress positions they adopt. So, they are spending a night in a motel. Tessie gets more beautiful every day, which is probably why Jill won't pay to have her braces removed.



Jill is still tearing out her bleached extensions at the idea of Tim being happy without her puppeting his every thought and movement. If this front hugging and bare-legs-under-modest-skirts trend continues, what's next? Shooting Christian street preachers? It's a slippery slope, and Jill doesn't think Aunt Ellen is doing a very good jhab of brainwashing her second generation Christian children, not when one of them wears miniskirts and PANTS*!





*please note that Jill's own mother never caved to Jill's mahdest dress regimen, and wears pants to this day

 

[Cheesegirl78]

What do you want to bet Jilldo and Shrek were in the motel room, but the nine kids were still stuck in the RV?

 

[Tiresome]

So the dude in Arizona would stand on a busy street corner with a megaphone to "preach." I'm not saying anyone should be randomly shot in the head. I am saying dude was standing out haranguing the sinners with a megaphone. I get it.

 

[Android raptor]

What do you want to bet Jilldo and Shrek were in the motel room, but the nine kids were still stuck in the RV?

And swimming in the pool on their drowning hazard street clothes.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

*please note that Jill's own mother never caved to Jill's mahdest dress regimen, and wears pants to this day

Pwned by a stroke-riddled woman.

So the dude in Arizona would stand on a busy street corner with a megaphone to "preach." I'm not saying anyone should be randomly shot in the head. I am saying dude was standing out haranguing the sinners with a megaphone. I get it.

I support his right to express dumbass shit but there's a point when it's basically a public nuisance. Maybe screech in a church or public speaking corner where people want to hear it.

And swimming in the pool on their drowning hazard street clothes.

Some people don't even let people with any possible detergent residue on their swimsuits in their hot tubs because it can damage it. Imagine all the detergent, oil and dirt residue on their clothes. I'm sure it can't be good for a pool either.
I don't see what's so ungawdly about seat belts and proper swimming attire. If Jill wasn't a poorfag with a jobless loser spic husband, she could buy them modest swim attire like a burkini type deal.

 

[Chukipz]

oil and dirt residue on their clothes

Blech.

Imagine all the detergent

Lol.

 

[Free the Pedos]

Modest swimwear just isn’t done in Jill’s aesthetic. It needs to be bubblegum pink and banana yellow diagonal stripes with a fetching exposed under layer that has Victorian frills at the neck and wrists.
Fashion!

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Modest swimwear just isn’t done in Jill’s aesthetic. It needs to be bubblegum pink and banana yellow diagonal stripes with a fetching exposed under layer that has Victorian frills at the neck and wrists.
Fashion!

Sometimes I wear a long sleeved rashguard and a skort bathing suit bottoms when the UV is really high. But I guess that's still slutty because LEGS. There's long bathing suit pants for sun protection but PANTS. I think the burkinis have both long pants and a skirt built over it though.

 

[Chub Rub]

Sometimes I wear a long sleeved rashguard and a skort bathing suit bottoms when the UV is really high. But I guess that's still slutty because LEGS. There's long bathing suit pants for sun protection but PANTS. I think the burkinis have both long pants and a skirt built over it though.

There are versions with long skirts over leggings that are still perfectly modest, and wouldn't require Jill to shop at those heathen Muslim places.

 

[brooky]

Second Generation Christian? Is that even possible in America? Even most atheists will have had Christian parents or grandparents at this point.

Unless your parents converted from Islam or Shinto or something, but I have a feeling Jill isn't talking about those types of second gen Christians...

 

[Tiresome]

Second Generation Christian? Is that even possible in America? Even most atheists will have had Christian parents or grandparents at this point.

Unless your parents converted from Islam or Shinto or something, but I have a feeling Jill isn't talking about those types of second gen Christians...

I think she just means "children of good Christians" rather than in a firm generational sense.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

There are versions with long skirts over leggings that are still perfectly modest, and wouldn't require Jill to shop at those heathen Muslim places.
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Jill's not going to spend that much money for her daughters to have modest bathing suits.
Takes away from fat Dave's chicken leg fund.

 

[Android raptor]

Yeah even if Jill had the money to spend on actual swimwear for her kids, she wouldn't. Narcissistic parents like Jill hate spending money on their kids even if they have it. Why would she do that when she could treat herself and Goblino to another nice dinner at a restaurant or Maine getaway?

Plus it gives her an opportunity to claim religious persecution when lifeguards tell her and her brood to GTFO (which has nothing to do with religion in actuality and everything to do with street clothes being a drowning hazard for both the kids and any lifeguard that has to try to save them).

 

[multiverse]

Wanna get big mad? Watch Jill drag ten of her children into a small hotel gym to misuse to equipment, laughing all the while.

Children are not permitted to use public gym equipment for safety reasons. Jill doesn't give a single shit. It's sooo cute to see baby Jha-NESS-ah on an elliptical with her dirty dish towel, isn't it? So ghadly.

 

[Android raptor]

I guess it was too cold to swim so Jill had to figure out another way to needlessly endanger his kids at the hotel.

I can't imagine those long skirts are particularly safe around exercise equipment either.