💥 Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

Heidi wearing the skirts/dresses doesn't bother me, it's the fact that she's gotten under Jill's skin that I love.
A nice engagement video, and I know Tim and Heidi will have a lovely wedding without Jill's tacky decor and sub-par food.
And I doubt Jill will "redecorate" their home while the kids are on their honeymoon.
 
Our girl Nurie is a pastor’s wife. Isn’t Kaylee similarly trapped in her own personal hell? That position takes work and a very conscious effort to be perfect.

Not to keep bringing up others who have posited, but someone did posit earlier that Jill’s special form of femininity, including a low education that keeps her girls (barf) in line, and a mush mouth form of speech that only comes from severe neglect (which very much worked against them with Nurie and the dentist), is meant to keep these lovely girls down. Specifically the Dark One and Tessie, bless their unfortunately placed souls.

On a separate yet related note, I am thrilled beyond all reason that Tim ended up with a lovely woman who shows her clavicle and dares to wear pants. Tim? Not Phillip? Not The Hot One?

TIM.

As another person said earlier, which I love: FUCK IT UP, TIM! Because frankly, someone needs to very quickly start fucking it up. With all these blessing babies at their advanced age… let these women and girls breathe and live beyond being a handmaiden. And if Brother Tim is the redeemer, I am so here for it. So more the better.

Fuck it up, Tim.
Wait which one is The Hot One?
 
I doubt anyone else here uses Boomerbook but whoever runs 19 Scandals and Counting must check this thread consistently because she’s always regurgitating the exact same shit we say in here a day or two later. It seems like she discovered it recently because she’s posted about the Rods way more over the last couple of weeks.
 
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He looks like a palette-swapped Tim to me. Or a thinner, younger Shrek.

The girls in this family are very much the more genetically fortunate.
 
Sam's not bad to me, he's just painfully thin.
And to think he's still the least-skeletal Rod boy :(

Unless Tim has put on weight since escaping the barndominium again, which is hopefully the case.

If Jill and Shrek die while they still have kids at the house, they'll probably eat their corpses like cats. Lord only knows it would be the most nutritious thing their parents ever fed them.
 
Baby Gideon has survived his grandmother and maternal aunts and uncles swarming his NICU room with their germy, loud selves and made it to four months old.
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Now that things have settled down into the normal chaos and sleeplessness that comes with a new baby, Jill decided to "gift" Jonathan and Kaylee with a noisy, fugly, non-functional kitchen redo! Except Jonathan is footing the bill for his MILs latest lunacy.

Behold! Before, the kitchen was clean, bright, large and functional, with good windows and a back door for a cross breeze. It was a lovely blank slate which Kaylee could have updated over time, to her taste. Jill was disgusted.
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Just look at it now! The countertop color clashes with the warm, nicotine colored walls and the cheap stick on, non sanitary back splash. Old, dirty rugs have been added, so food and germs can collect and fester. A nice fire hazard of fake plants has replaced the useful counter surface and spice storage next to the stove. Best of all, in this kitchen with ample cupboard space, Jill has dragged in a giant hutch which matches nothing, and blocks a wall of windows, the back door, AND the return air vent! You're welcome, Kaylee!
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Mama also generously threw out Kaylee's microwave. You don't need that, do you, sweetie?
 
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I’D BE SO DAMN MAD.

Gross, mismatched color palette, making the counters pull full “country blue” THE CURTAINS. Oh my god. Goddammit Jilldo, get a fucking puppy ffs.

ETA: LOVE the kindling in the hobby lobby vase right next to the stove!

ANDDDDD! How much you wanna bet that paint is latex, over thin white veneer, with 0 proper prep work? I give it 3-4 weeks before it starts peeling/scraping off.
 
Oh my god. Goddammit Jilldo, get a fucking puppy ffs
She already has one, she got it when Nurie left home. Just another being to neglect and cram into the RV so Jill can "perform". Can you imagine the stench with an untrained lap dog, two adults, and at least ten children in a tiny space meant for no more than four?

All that kitchen needed was for some of the old paint to be scraped off, sanded, and refreshed. A deep cleaning. Maybe add a table or an island to increase the counter space.

But like you, I think Jill just painted over the old stuff, dirt and all, with obviously cheap paint.

On a new note, Jill has published her first "quarterly ladies magazine", filled with articles force-written by her daughters. Kaylee's horrible birth story is her contribution.

Firstly: Jill, for no reason at all, often came to sleep over nights in the tiny nursery that shares a wall with Kaylee and Jonathan's bedroom (before the baby came). Jill lives a mere four miles away from them; she has no reason whatsoever to abandon her own army of children to insert herself into her married daughter's newly married sex life by inviting herself to sleep right next to them.

When Kaylee tried to convince Jonathan and her Sweet Mama that she was truly going into early labor, both of them blew her off completely. Jonathan told her to go back to sleep, and Jill fed her fucking Plexus. When these novel solutions didn't work, they finally deigned to start driving her to a hospital - four hours away. There's a closer hospital, they just didn't take her there. Kaylee got transferred there later.

So as much as Jonathan's aunt and her family have Jill's number, it sounds like he's completely useless in protecting Kaylee from Jill, and even backs Jill abive his wife. No wonder Jill's so in love with him.
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I know dick-all about decorating, but even I know any kind of carpeting in a kitchen and fire hazards next to the stove are exceptionally bad ideas.

I don't get how a woman raised in a patriarchal breeding cult that rigidly enforces gender stereotypes can be so bad at every single stereotypically feminine activity.
 
You can tell in some of the videos that Kaylee is in obvious pain, but they ignore her.
And why is there a fucking PURPLE backsplash on the wall?
Good move blocking off the vents, Jill. Kayjon don't need to worry about keeping the house warm for a premature baby in an Ohio winter.

I want to see Jill try this in Tim's place after he and Heidi tie the knot. The backlash will be terrific.
 
I want to see Jill try this in Tim's place after he and Heidi tie the knot. The backlash will be terrific.
Oh, she was already denied. This happened in the spring, and Heidi and Tim have been on Jill's shit list since.

Can you believe Tim let Heidi decorate her own future home, with zero input from Jill???
 
Baby Gideon has survived his grandmother and maternal aunts and uncles swarming his NICU room with their germy, loud selves and made it to four months old.
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Now that things have settled down into the normal chaos and sleeplessness that comes with a new baby, Jill decided to "gift" Jonathan and Kaylee with a noisy, fugly, non-functional kitchen redo! Except Jonathan is footing the bill for his MILs latest lunacy.

Behold! Before, the kitchen was clean, bright, large and functional, with good windows and a back door for a cross breeze. It was a lovely blank slate which Kaylee could have updated over time, to her taste. Jill was disgusted.
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Just look at it now! The countertop color clashes with the warm, nicotine colored walls and the cheap stick on, non sanitary back splash. Old, dirty rugs have been added, so food and germs can collect and fester. A nice fire hazard of fake plants has replaced the useful counter surface and spice storage next to the stove. Best of all, in this kitchen with ample cupboard space, Jill has dragged in a giant hutch which matches nothing, and blocks a wall of windows, the back door, AND the return air vent! You're welcome, Kaylee!
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Mama also generously threw out Kaylee's microwave. You don't need that, do you, sweetie?
This is cause for murder.
 
I don't get how a woman raised in a patriarchal breeding cult that rigidly enforces gender stereotypes can be so bad at every single stereotypically feminine activity.
That's what keeps IBLPers new and fresh for me. The men can't provide materially, or protect their wives, or lead families effectively. The women can't keep house and raise dirty, pig ignorant children. It just goes to show that their community is a recent and unworkable invention, in contrast to traditional faith based communities that at least function.
 
That's what keeps IBLPers new and fresh for me. The men can't provide materially, or protect their wives, or lead families effectively. The women can't keep house and raise dirty, pig ignorant children. It just goes to show that their community is a recent and unworkable invention, in contrast to traditional faith based communities that at least function.
A lot of the traditional faith-based communities that manage to function (or at least have for longer than IBLP) still have some of the same issues, like rampant child abuse/neglect and sexual violence (that's not reported w/perpetrators being protected). That's not to say all Mormon/Amish/etc people are bad people guilty of those awful things, just that those same issues are present in those communities as well as any other hyper-conservative, patriarchal, insular religious community.

That said, the women in those communities do seem to be better at stereotypically feminine things like cooking and decorating than IBLP women, who kind of suck at it across the board (or just pawn that shit off on their eldest daughters).

Jill is interesting because even other IBLP fundies think she's a freak.
Oh, she was already denied. This happened in the spring, and Heidi and Tim have been on Jill's shit list since.

Can you believe Tim let Heidi decorate her own future home, with zero input from Jill???
Fuck it up, Heidi!
 
She already has one, she got it when Nurie left home. Just another being to neglect and cram into the RV so Jill can "perform". Can you imagine the stench with an untrained lap dog, two adults, and at least ten children in a tiny space meant for no more than four?

All that kitchen needed was for some of the old paint to be scraped off, sanded, and refreshed. A deep cleaning. Maybe add a table or an island to increase the counter space.

But like you, I think Jill just painted over the old stuff, dirt and all, with obviously cheap paint.

On a new note, Jill has published her first "quarterly ladies magazine", filled with articles force-written by her daughters. Kaylee's horrible birth story is her contribution.

Firstly: Jill, for no reason at all, often came to sleep over nights in the tiny nursery that shares a wall with Kaylee and Jonathan's bedroom (before the baby came). Jill lives a mere four miles away from them; she has no reason whatsoever to abandon her own army of children to insert herself into her married daughter's newly married sex life by inviting herself to sleep right next to them.

When Kaylee tried to convince Jonathan and her Sweet Mama that she was truly going into early labor, both of them blew her off completely. Jonathan told her to go back to sleep, and Jill fed her fucking Plexus. When these novel solutions didn't work, they finally deigned to start driving her to a hospital - four hours away. There's a closer hospital, they just didn't take her there. Kaylee got transferred there later.

So as much as Jonathan's aunt and her family have Jill's number, it sounds like he's completely useless in protecting Kaylee from Jill, and even backs Jill abive his wife. No wonder Jill's so in love with him.
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Jesus christ. What special "herbs" do we think Jill gave her to try and stop her labor? And why was she sleeping at a newlyweds house? Shes the Goddamned Babadook
I know dick-all about decorating, but even I know any kind of carpeting in a kitchen and fire hazards next to the stove are exceptionally bad ideas.

I don't get how a woman raised in a patriarchal breeding cult that rigidly enforces gender stereotypes can be so bad at every single stereotypically feminine activity.
This has ALWAYS been hilarious to me. Can Jill cook? Maintain a clean home? Sew? Mend? Do any sort of homesteading? (Food preservation, gardening that doesnt involve starting a bed in the smack middle of summer, candle or soap making?) Can she do any of these things? Of course not.
 
When Kaylee tried to convince Jonathan and her Sweet Mama that she was truly going into early labor, both of them blew her off completely. Jonathan told her to go back to sleep, and Jill fed her fucking Plexus. When these novel solutions didn't work, they finally deigned to start driving her to a hospital - four hours away. There's a closer hospital, they just didn't take her there. Kaylee got transferred there later.
It's not like the woman would know when she's in labour or anything... surely the uneducated fundie male and barren menopausal woman are the experts here.
 
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