Estás usando un navegador desactualizado. Es posible que no muestre este u otros sitios web correctamente. Deberías actualizar o usar un navegador alternativo.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
@56:22 "We're starting with $50 in tips, but we're actually starting at negative $50, because I lost $100 in chargebacks. So, I'll still celebrate, I'll still do the perks and everything for you guys, but understand that, I'm not gonna be too jovial about it, y'know..."
This dude is an incredible piece of trash. Unappreciative cunt. But the dents deserve it at this point.
How can you hear this stuff and still give him money? Anybody who does should be lobotomized and permanently strapped into a diaper.
Remember that one FF 16 stream where he was bitching and moaning until that one idiot dropped 150$ and he suddenly became all clown mode? Phil's only healing salve is money. Only money can cure him. Nothing else. And who actually believes the chargeback claim? I don't.
Tonight's Daily Wrap is almost fifteen minutes long.
It's mostly a rehash of this morning's podcast - "I was sick for a week, we've had several slow streams and I was afraid it was becoming a pattern, etc."
There are some weird bits, like Phil saying that today's uproar of support "made him feel good about himself" which was sandwiched in the middle of a tangent about how Phil is successful, despite his irrelevance, because he makes chill, meaningful content. Of course, we are completely glossing over the fact that this support only came about because he begged so hard that chargebacks came back into play. There was also Phil telling us that he could not film his review of the TV series "Invincible" tonight, because he had to send some behind the scenes emails about "setting things up." Whatever the fuck that means.
What I wasn't expecting, however, was a segment on Boogie2988. This was an offshoot of the unlikely success tangent, but anyway - Phil tells us, for absolutely zero fucking reason, that he doesn't give a fuck about Boogie, because Boogie treated him like shit earlier this year. Phil is very sure to tell us that he was super nice to Boogie, but unfortunately, Boogie sided with that misery broker Keemstar, and it blew up in his face, and totally fucked his life up, so fuck that guy!
Direct quote: "I don't really care about the guy. I don't want to talk about him, I don't want to create drama around him, I don't want to watch a documentary on him. I just want to play games and have fun, which is what I'm here for."
This Boogie segment was basically Phil trying to set himself aside from the likes of Boogie, Wings, Keem, Craig, etc, by demonstrating that he doesn't have to do drama shit for money. He's doing this btw, after one day of decent support, and again, we're completely foregoing the fact that he had to pull out his biggest beg of the year just to hit some tips goals, and he didn't even get a fucking vest out of it. And yet, he's using today's support as some sort of reinforcement that he's better than these people. In Phil's mind, he's pissing on the grave of Boogie's career, but in reality, he's pulling out his limp dick in front of all of his contemporaries, while wearing the Fake Hair Hat (no vest) , and they aren't even paying attention.
I loved the part where Phil blames long playthroughs of multiple games for people not supporting and then says that he has to buy a new game even though his backburner is packed.
This Boogie segment was basically Phil trying to set himself aside from the likes of Boogie, Wings, Keem, Craig, etc, by demonstrating that he doesn't have to do drama shit for money. He's doing this btw, after one day of decent support, and again, we're completely foregoing the fact that he had to pull out his biggest beg of the year just to hit some tips goals, and he didn't even get a fucking vest out of it. And yet, he's using today's support as some sort of reinforcement that he's better than these people. In Phil's mind, he's pissing on the grave of Boogie's career, but in reality, he's pulling out his limp dick in front of all of his contemporaries, while wearing the Fake Hair Hat (no vest) , and they aren't even paying attention.
0:22 "people sh- listened to what I said" No he's still bitching about people having airpods in while watching his stream. Note the "people sh[owed up]" change, because even he realized that people showing up doesn't give him money anymore.
There are some weird bits, like Phil saying that today's uproar of support "made him feel good about himself" which was sandwiched in the middle of a tangent about how Phil is successful, despite his irrelevance, because he makes chill, meaningful content.
This stood out to me as well, he just went back into therapy mode. I'm not if I needed this prestream to realize this, but I don't think it has ever been this bad before. See the first clip:
0:05 money talk starts
0:11 depression enters
0:35 is the equivalent of "I am loved, I am enough"
Upside to all this is we're finally getting peak crackhead beggar Pigroach content.
He's already started running ads on stream lmao. I foresee more lashing out at fans too.
"I just want to have fun and play games dood! I love what I do!"
2 days later "Um guys the lack of money pattern makes me hate waking up in the morning, please if you are holding back donations now is the time. Fuck you and your financial hardships I know you're holding out on me you greasy fucks. You're probably mouth drooling morons like the Dutch Brothers. No, I won't do anything fun and interesting or change up my content style because that would be work and require me to be a fun creative person so no I'm not going to do anything but sit here and cry about money and facetank games"
$200 later "I am super successful, unlike Boogie. Also I haven't destroyed my business like Boogie has. I love what I do, having fun and chilling is what it's all about"
Seeing Phil end up at almost exactly the same spot, (spending his Youtube money on Hogans and cheeseburgers then begging for tips using tried and true scams like chargebacks/groceries/I dont make no money on ads and sponsors/two big bills/food for muh catson/trying to start drama/Im ill ect) as he was before the vest streak and bankruptcy gave him a second chance at life warms my cold heart
Bankruptcy two electric bogoloo will be a slow burner of a saga, but Im looking forward to how much lower Phil can sink just so he can brag about his WWEChampions roster to the 5 people in his faction and not have to eat lunch meat sandwiches
I don't think it was out of nowhere, this happened between Phils streams and was probably sent to him by a loyal dent, too coincidental.. AT-cm_7cRfxzJoJjzfGjIBIcI2rw-720.mp4
I didn't know much about Boogie till I saw the documentary and my immediate thought was "This man is somehow worse than DSP."
I'm sure if DSP did a documentary like that though we'd see somehow he is worse in other ways.
But good god these two men are like looking in funhouse mirrors. Its the same person but just warped slightly in perverse means.
$197(85%) from 6 people assuming all anons are different people(lol). In 2022, DSP averaged $208/day in tips. I know his tard whales like to inflate his member count now but its crazy how after 4 days of no streams + cancelled event, he can't hit $300 even when whaled out.
I know his tard whales like to inflate his member count now but its crazy how after 4 days of no streams + cancelled event, he can't hit $300 even when whaled out.
He's chased off a lot of his 50 bit bitches and one of the few things DSP was right about is how much he relied on a lot of small contributions to keep his numbers happy. He's cracked down on all that now and he's reaping the benefits of only doing what his whales wanted till they got bored with him and bailed.
Hey Phil here's a suggestion for the box: start visiting the mentally disabled wing at children's hospitals to drum up new fans. Just don't bring derich.
I know his tard whales like to inflate his member count now but its crazy how after 4 days of no streams + cancelled event, he can't hit $300 even when whaled out.
