DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

  • Yes

    Votos: 258 98.9%
  • No

    Votos: 3 1.1%

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At the 10 minute mark you get a "yes business related and I do still own it" + throat clear + snort kahmbo.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HgJ63hwmCRM:600
Im still fucking mad DSP was able to dodge the itemisation of FIVE THOUSAND dollars of business expenses a month because his RETARD CUNT tax attorney just declared 'we answered that' in that scolding shrill voice of hers. When called out that what they declared did not add up to 5k a month they just ignored it and moved on. How the fuck did no one shut down the idea he spends 60K on business expenses yearly, for being a fucking streamer, sorry 'internet content creation of on demand video and live streaming video services' to use his pignosis to sound more succesful and fancy that he is. He spends more on his 'busniness' than what half of all americans make in a year, it makes me want to fucking spew.
 
Think the worst part for me is how much of your fuckin time he sucks up. As years go on detracting, it is like how much of my life gets sucked out from this time vampire.

I really cant tell if hes just gettin worst, or I'm just sick of this dude wasting so much time in a day.
His pre-streams have definetely gotten longer so that makes it seem worse. I would also say he is far more impatient with people both fan and detractor alike.
After watching so much of him you also have a self reflection crisis (hopefully) and ask:
"Do I still have fun watching Phil get angry or do poorly at a game?"
"Am I laughing more than getting pissed off?"

I definetely had more fun in the Tevin days probably because I didn't watch any of the SOK videos, the prestreams were a half hour and Tevin stopped watching after an hour or so into the game which is where I also stopped.
It was also way less obvious how many detractors had crippling mental issues.
 
His pre-streams have definetely gotten longer so that makes it seem worse. I would also say he is far more impatient with people both fan and detractor alike.
After watching so much of him you also have a self reflection crisis (hopefully) and ask:
"Do I still have fun watching Phil get angry or do poorly at a game?"
"Am I laughing more than getting pissed off?"

I definetely had more fun in the Tevin days probably because I didn't watch any of the SOK videos, the prestreams were a half hour and Tevin stopped watching after an hour or so into the game which is where I also stopped.
It was also way less obvious how many detractors had crippling mental issues.
Well as you can see a post up, the Bankruptcy Saga changed things. DSP dodging what was speculated to be a dead to rights pigroast with not even a slap on the wrist combined with the Vest Streak arc and you had some people that just straight up broke inside. Speculation from me is that a lot of the more calm rational people just didn't find DSP fun anymore and walked away and without a lot to see in the vortex now besides dentractors it starts to feel like that's all there is.
 
Can you play Left 4 Dead on your new set-up? The original playthrough looks and sounds like complete shit.'"NOPE, HALLOWEEN IS OVER!!! LET ME GO BLOW MY NOSE! *walks away for 15 minutes*" 'Can you do a members monday like moistcritcal? It could benefit the channel, grow members, give reasons to join...'"NOPE!!! I'M NOT A BIG STREAMER DOOD! I CAN'T GET AWAY WITH WHAT THEY DO! I'M NOT DADDY WARBUCKS!!! IF, IF, I WAS A BIG YOUTUBER AND IN DEMAND LIKE I WAS 10 YEARS AGO, I DEFINITELY WOULD!!! LET ME GO BLOW MY NOSE AGAIN! *walks away for another 15 minutes*"'Can you review the Five Nights at Freddy's Movie for your reackss channel?'"WHY WOULD I DO THAT!??! HALLOWEENS OVER AND I HATE THE GAME!!! HERES MY REVIEW IT'S SHIT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE SAID!!! Anyway thanks for a great Level 0 podcast, love your guys feedback :)"
What I find funny the most is that Phil absolutely hates the concept of "spending money to make money" Yes he buys the games but I get the feeling he would love the idea of getting them gifted. This guy is too dumb to realize that he has to try something new, he has to spend money to get him out of this hole. Even if it is just to atract one or two new whales. So far this year has seen him declining to below 600k views on his gaming channel. Heck according to socialblade he fell below 500k now but this is with him falling sick. His career is over and even his generous fans are tightening their belts. I guess Phil, in your own words, you have to find something where you work from 9 to 5 in a secure spot. and that is called a JOB. A real fucking job. But that would probably mean working with stationaries so Phil would bite his nails so much his fingers end as stumps
 
What I find funny the most is that Phil absolutely hates the concept of "spending money to make money" Yes he buys the games but I get the feeling he would love the idea of getting them gifted. This guy is too dumb to realize that he has to try something new, he has to spend money to get him out of this hole. Even if it is just to atract one or two new whales. So far this year has seen him declining to below 600k views on his gaming channel. Heck according to socialblade he fell below 500k now but this is with him falling sick. His career is over and even his generous fans are tightening their belts. I guess Phil, in your own words, you have to find something where you work from 9 to 5 in a secure spot. and that is called a JOB. A real fucking job. But that would probably mean working with stationaries so Phil would bite his nails so much his fingers end as stumps

he might have an easier time understanding the concept of "spending money to make money" with his Sandwich Shop analogy.

noone will come into his Restaurant, bringing the ingredients he needs to prepare their Sandwich.
inb4: he's a crowdfunded Sandwich Shop.
 
Will DSP do a Thanksgiving special this year?
he said he’s doing the “Adocalypse” for Black Friday again, so it’s just him watching old shitty ads begging for money. He might just scam people again like he did for Halloween. The fucker even refuse to show his followers the Halloween costume even with Halloween being over.
 
Not only that, he acts like he's living out some eternal punishment where every day he's trying to recreate that moment at magfest.
If I were making a movie about it (think "Last Man on Earth) I'd have him do his morning routine (wake up basically), shuffle to his awfice, turn on a bunch of equipment and start talking to a computer that may or may not be on. During his "Alright everyone, welcome back......" the camera would slowly pull out of the office, revealing a blighted hallway. Keep pulling back until it passes a destroyed bathroom with black mold creeping into the hallway from a mostly evaporated water trail. Going back further and down the stairs (maybe with a little bump as 2 seconds later a cats corpse comes into view) and to the kitchen to stop on a leg sticking out of the garbage disposal as a faint nasally voice upstairs talks about how great Kat is doing.
"Let's get into the gameplay, shall we. *Clap, snort* Sounds good?".
Suicide by food disposal is certainly an inspired choice.
Im still fucking mad DSP was able to dodge the itemisation of FIVE THOUSAND dollars of business expenses a month because his RETARD CUNT tax attorney just declared 'we answered that' in that scolding shrill voice of hers. When called out that what they declared did not add up to 5k a month they just ignored it and moved on. How the fuck did no one shut down the idea he spends 60K on business expenses yearly, for being a fucking streamer, sorry 'internet content creation of on demand video and live streaming video services' to use his pignosis to sound more succesful and fancy that he is. He spends more on his 'busniness' than what half of all americans make in a year, it makes me want to fucking spew.
Yes that part makes me so MATI. Maybe its that accountability is ingrained in me deeply. But, the fact that she got away with that is proof that pigroach luck is real
 
He went on that big rant claiming "He is taking back control of his streams", and that he is gonna stop begging and such.

How long did that last, 2 days?
It lasted a couple sentences, he did some dry begging directly after that. iIRC he basically said, "Gee, it would be nice if people gave me money to make up for what I didn't make this past week."
 
Some hardcore pignosis going on yesterday, oh my lord.

First he begged for support, and after coming back from taking a piss (because of course), he instantly retconned himself by mentioning he wouldn't be harping on the slow support, directly contradicting the very thing he said mere minutes ago.

Clip:


Then, later that night in the Daily Crap video, he said this:

"... and hopefully we keep up the momentum tomorrow."

About 36 hours and 1 tweet begging for support later:












Summary:
  • support is slow
  • support is slow
  • support is slow
  • support is slow
  • nothing I could do

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he said he’s doing the “Adocalypse” for Black Friday again, so it’s just him watching old shitty ads begging for money. He might just scam people again like he did for Halloween. The fucker even refuse to show his followers the Halloween costume even with Halloween being over.
Adpocalypse is vintage Dave doing boring shit he'll enjoy (watching old fast food commercials and remembers the good ol' times 30 years ago eating goyslop) and thinking he must get positivity from his chat. And he's promoting this hard all month.
 
- phil doesn't understand members' only content, doesn't like paywalled content, yet he has the reacks paywalled for a few days, games paywalled, events paywalled, cat paywalled, etc
- phil cannot order merch from a small shop and sell it on etch, because it needs an upfront investement, proceeds to shit out bullshit about how merch works. he hasn't figure yet that he can take a bunch of orders, get upfront the money and order the merch. business degree.

- "thus" was replaced with "this"

He had a lot of people watching him fall on his face in every stream.
He had almost every stream about $100
There were restreamers who had ove 200 people watching.
What was the catch?
Divinity made phil look how stupid he is and he dropped it.
It wasn't time, but time was a good excuse to deflect from the original reason.
After Divinity he wasted a shitload of months playing skryim for the gorillionth time, gta5, oblivion, bloodborn twice (original and rerun) , etc.
he made the tips goal on every divine divinity stream, except the last one
 
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Phil was clear that suggesting games for him to play is a waste of his time:




Oh wait did I say he was clear about it? I meant that he specifically asked for it:

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I feel like Phil has been mentioning things "wasting his time" a lot more in the past few months. I think he has a misunderstanding of what his job is. Might explain some things.
 
Phil was clear that suggesting games for him to play is a waste of his time:


Waste of Time.mp4

Oh wait did I say he was clear about it? I meant that he specifically asked for it:

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I feel like Phil has been mentioning things "wasting his time" a lot more in the past few months. I think he has a misunderstanding of what his job is. Might explain some things.
he should play russian roulette desu
 
I noticed that at times he passive aggressively talks about a game that everyone wanted him to play but when he does it gets no support. He won't mention tips or super chats or money, just about how it gets low support. Even if there is 300+ watching him, if no one is donating than its not getting support in his eyes.


He goes thru so much work to insulate himself from his detractors both in his YT chat, Twitter ( now X ) and still so paranoid. Then again detractors still get to him lol considering they made a song out of a shout out tips read about water & wonder by a guy named " scoresman"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09eUhTPMK9s

I think someone also offered 100 dollars for current pics of khat as long as they were in a public place and legal to take.
As money hungry as Phil is, I'm surprised he has not taken Wingsofredemptions route and added his wife for extra money grab attention.
 
I think someone also offered 100 dollars for current pics of khat as long as they were in a public place and legal to take.
As money hungry as Phil is, I'm surprised he has not taken Wingsofredemptions route and added his wife for extra money grab attention.
Because DSP has a weird Ego > Money > Work metric. Leaning in to his lolcowdom is first off work, which is right out he doesn't have time to do it he can't believe you wasted his time suggesting he put effort into things. It also hurts his self image as the white hot popular Youtuber who would be Mr. Beast rich if he didn't have these sick in the head moron trolls clipping out full segments of his streams to show him out of context(?) making Nazi jokes so now he's the internet's biggest victim of cancel culture and just a silly little guy on the internet not doing anything to hurt anyone except those times he does because HE IS HUMAN GUYS HE MAKES MISTAKES! Worse, that's not enough money to get more than 1 expensive pack of pulls on the account that isn't his for WWE Champions.
 
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