💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[Phouquehead]

I shouldn't laugh but she does this all to herself. She doesn't have to keep applying for and getting rejected from retail jobs; she can get help with getting a more tard/delinquent friendly job from her local vocational rehab office. But she refuses to figure out how (same goes for solving all her other problems, including the trans related ones). And even if someone holds her hand through the whole process, she won't do the bare minimum required on her part (which according to some anons on lolcow, is exactly what happened years ago).

As for seeing a GYN, I think I read way back in this thread that she did see a doctor (didn't specify what kind) to check out why her junk became so swollen and she flipped out and never went back because this Dr told her that her genitals were getting bigger because she's getting older (Sarah was around 30-31 at time). Getting old is Sarah's #1 phobia, but either that doctor was a moron or Sarah didn't remember what was actually said because unless she gave birth, her bits aren't going to change much at that age. She clearly had an infection of some kind, even if it was just from bad hygiene. Years later, who knows what the fuck's going on down there but she did get UTI and BV diagnoses some time this year. She just refused to buy the suppository medication because it's "too expensive" and she IS NOT A HOLE!!!! Also ordering cheap Chinese cosplay shit off Amazon is more important.

No one can help her unless she accepts she's a fucking trainwreck and does exactly as she's told re:doctors visits, meds, paperwork, anger management (kek), etc. She just loves being so stubbornly helpless and would rather spend that energy being a pathetic narc pervert hiding behind a ~traumatized~ queer identity that absolves her of all responsibility.

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

That’s how she’s making it sound. I wonder what could have made them backpedal.

An aside, I used to feel bad for Sarah; now I just find her hilarious. Her constant whingeing and bullshit excuses both enrage and amuse me.
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Got dammit Sarah. She's so fucking rough to watch. I just want her to get a tard friendly job like walmart so she can stop complaining but she can't even do that because she's on fucking probation. Her mustache looks beyond ridiculous too. I know she wants to be helpless and self-sabotages herself into said helplessness but damn this is getting repetitive

 

[Vampirella]

She just refused to buy the suppository medication because it's "too expensive" and she IS NOT A HOLE!!!! Also ordering cheap Chinese cosplay shit off Amazon is more important.

The way that Pixy talks about being a woman is so degrading and self hating. "NOT A HOLE!!" is dehumanizing. I don't doubt that she has some sort of trauma with her wilder days when she was sleeping around, I also get the feeling her fear of getting older is from her mother, but it's easier to list what isn't wrong with her. She is a prime example of someone that needs to be forced to get some sort of help, but you can't do that easily. I wonder what will happen to her when her parents pass or can't take care of her anymore.

Got dammit Sarah. She's so fucking rough to watch. I just want her to get a tard friendly job like walmart so she can stop complaining but she can't even do that because she's on fucking probation. Her mustache looks beyond ridiculous too. I know she wants to be helpless and self-sabotages herself into said helplessness but damn this is getting repetitive

She looks like a wineo in her 50s, and she's not even 40 yet. If she wasn't in to cosplaying as a little boy I could see her always hanging out at a bar drunkenly trying to pick up young guys and scaring them.

 

[Tiresome]

I wonder what will happen to her when her parents pass or can't take care of her anymore.

bag lady

homeless

bag lady

homeless hag

schizo bag lady

bag lady

trailer trash

That last one is probably .

 

[glasswing]

Daddy’s home (;

Spoiler: Nsfw? Underwear/crotch/stomach penis footage

 

[Trombonista]

(a transman getting a pap, as you said, is real medicine. Versus, say, a tranny with a stink ditch wanting a pap for his totally heckin valid amhole.)

To be fair, the pap test can also detect various infections, which is the real reason it's recommended for post-op MTFs.

Edit: Her fake facial hair doesn't match the hair on her head.

 

[Dysnomia]

My random speculation from doing hiring before, they extended her an offer pending drug test and background check and she got pinged for being on probation and not disclosing it on her application.

I didn't think of that. Likely the case. Oh well, she would have had a pronoun meltdown eventually anyway.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

My random speculation from doing hiring before, they extended her an offer pending drug test and background check and she got pinged for being on probation and not disclosing it on her application.

It was probably this.

Afaik, Walmart has a pretty long and convoluted hiring process. Summary is here if anyone else is autistic enough to be curious, but according to an acquaintance who worked there a few years back, there's more to it than that. It's something like upload/submit application > long ass retarded personality test > automated thank you reply > invitation to interview > in-person interview > police check > orientation (corporate brainwashing session) > start date. Apparently they expect a lot of people to drop out and select quite a few more than they intend to hire.

I don't know if the police check includes a cursory Google, given the turnover there I kinda doubt they've got the time. While I'm absolutely positive Pixy would wipe her ass with their social media policy and get in trouble within the first few days, I don't think an overworked hiring manager ended up on Encyclopedia Dramatica or lolcow.farm and axed her. Her showing up to the interview dressed in full clown shoes pedophile gear can't be ruled out, but I think it was a combination of the police check and introducing herself as a Person of Gender who expects to police everyone's use of her preferred pronouns that tanked it. Walmart is shit scared of lawsuits and bends over backwards accommodating troon nonsense and other oppressive stack wokeshit, but even so, if they've hired and dealt with a similar unhinged tranny or they/them fuckwit before, it's highly likely the histrionics, complaints of discrimination, tantrums, creepiness, abusing disability accommodations to get away with all kinds of bullshit, and general drama following them left enough of an impression that they are wise enough not to make that mistake again.

Pixy would have more luck if she used the kind of temp agency where they can place you if you have a pulse, regardless if you speak any English, you're an ex-con, on probation, schizo, creep, junkie or dent head. I'm not sure I'd call it social anxiety, but she does kinda melt down during social interactions when she can't control how people react to her, and has no clue that she usually comes across as unbalanced and off-putting - any job where you deal with the general dumbfuck asshole public on a daily basis is the worst possible fit for her. I think she might actually be able to manage fine sorting recycling or something, but I can't see her getting over herself enough to put in a day's work without finding every excuse to hide, extend breaks, fuck around, and generally avoid doing something she resents having to do.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

She’s posted herself gutting fish and worked outdoors at Home Depot, so recycling center or a hecking valid garbage man would be perfect for Pixy. No interaction with the public and an excuse for smelling bad.

Her arrest record and it being recent really fucks her over though. Her parents should have pushed her out of the nest long ago, so that she’d be forced to either have a job or be on assistance, but now she’s at the point if they kick her out she’ll just die on the street.

She has no survival instinct and her parents have sheltered her so much that she doesn’t see money as housing and food but as an allowance for cosplay and painting.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Pixy would definitely be considered a red flag with most companies that work with diversity hires. The waiting list for DH positions is pretty long, especially if there is the possibility of it being a union job. It is usually hammered into the employee that they are lucky to get the position and that they should do everything in their power not to fuck it up. As soon as they do, it's passed onto the next individual. Pixy would most likely be seen as a waste of time and resources.

 

[Dysnomia]

Pixy would definitely be considered a red flag with most companies that work with diversity hires. The waiting list for DH positions is pretty long, especially if there is the possibility of it being a union job. It is usually hammered into the employee that they are lucky to get the position and that they should do everything in their power not to fuck it up. As soon as they do, it's passed onto the next individual. Pixy would most likely be seen as a waste of time and resources.

I think she's screwed herself over so bad at this point that she'd be lucky to get odd jobs mowing lawns. I'd say find some agency that will work to help people with arrest records. But then she also has to act reasonably normal enough to stay employed.

 

[VinegarPussy]

That’s how she’s making it sound. I wonder what could have made them backpedal.

An aside, I used to feel bad for Sarah; now I just find her hilarious. Her constant whingeing and bullshit excuses both enrage and amuse me.
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She reminds me of Milton from “Office Space” in this clip.

 

[Sonic]

Daddy’s home (;

Spoiler: Nsfw? Underwear/crotch/stomach penis footage

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Its so sad she went this direction because her sun-damaged, aged, dirty face mixed with the fact that she's dressing up as "shota" characters makes her look like she belongs on the sex offender registry... Which is pretty impressive because it takes a lot of effort for a woman to look downright creepy. If only she put this much effort into bathing and at least pretending to be somewhat normal.

Also, someone needs to ween and get her to shave her fucking lip hair.

 

[Dysnomia]

Its so sad she went this direction because her sun-damaged, aged, dirty face mixed with the fact that she's dressing up as "shota" characters makes her look like she belongs on the sex offender registry... Which is pretty impressive because it takes a lot of effort for a woman to look downright creepy. If only she put this much effort into bathing and at least pretending to be somewhat normal.

Also, someone needs to ween and get her to shave her fucking lip hair.

She thinks that hormonestache makes her more genuine male. It looks terrible. And since she does not make an effort to pass she just looks like your typical fat lady with facial hair. Could be PCOS or how much she's fucked her lady system up. But she's always been hairy.

With each profile pic she looks more like a sped. Pixy obviously doesn't see what we see. When she dons her Sora wig and makes a face she sees a cute anime boy. We see a middle aged sped woman who ditched her minder. Pixy has never been able to assess whether or not her pics look good. The vast majority of her uploads have janky faces, poopin' poses and ill-fitting costumes. Once in a blue moon she'd get something nice. Especially if someone else did the shoot. Like that time she was in a lolita magazine.

Pixy is a naturally clumsy person. Her movements are very stiff and bumbling when she tries to do a dance or pose. Her attempts at kawaii or sexy facial expressions are awkward and tardish. Like that one "gravure" shot where she's on her back in the tub. She looks like a dead sped who fell in a river and drowned. Yet she uploaded that and thought it was 100% A-OK and made her look sexy.

There's a real disconnect in her mind between reality and fantasy. She will occasionally whine about being fat and ugly. But will go right back to the same ol' photoshoots again and again anyway. It's so weird. She hasn't improved at all. And now she's rolling down the hill at mach speed.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Worst Wario cosplay ever

 

[Picklechu]

Worst Wario cosplay ever

She probably got the smell right at least, if history is any sort of indication.

 

[Dysnomia]

Speaking of bad cosplay, I've been looking through the early part of the thread. Here's the post with the Rainbow Mika cosplay.

Feast your eyes upon the glory!

Guys... I don't know how to add a spoiler D:

Here's a cosplay Kris (her ex fuck buddy) asked her to do. I think this is one of the worse cosplays she's ever done and I have a feeling he was trolling her or something because the results were glorious.

Also PTNR, mah nigga.

 

[Sonic]

Speaking of bad cosplay, I've been looking through the early part of the thread. Here's the post with the Rainbow Mika cosplay.

Feast your eyes upon the glory!

In pixy's defense, I have never seen anybody cosplay this specific character well. The character's costume just does not translate into real life clothing very well. Pixy got just as close as the chick on the left did.

With each profile pic she looks more like a sped. Pixy obviously doesn't see what we see. When she dons her Sora wig and makes a face she sees a cute anime boy.

Thats the craziest part. Its so strange to watch. She was already a trainwreck before but if she just would of stayed a chick (regardless of whether or not she was clean or fashionable) she would of still been approachable. Now, she just looks nuttier than squirrel shit, completely unfuckable. She's already been complaining about being alone and that loneliness is about to get way worse.

She's stuck in hell, and I feel a little bad for her. My long term prediction for her is another assault/resisting arrest incident followed by a short jail sentence. Instead of learning anything or going to a halfway house like Chris, she end up right back where she started with Debbie and the cycle will begin again. She probably actually will end up a crazy bag lady because she'll remain permanently single, completely unemployable and too lazy and immature to learn how to mooch off the state.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

She was already a trainwreck before but if she just would of stayed a chick (regardless of whether or not she was clean or fashionable) she would of still been approachable. Now, she just looks nuttier than squirrel shit, completely unfuckable.

In a lot of ways she's like the female version of Chris. Only without the overriding fantasy land narrative although I suppose she's almost there with her Kingdom Hearts nonsense.

 

[glasswing]

Uh oh... The rapist ghost of Victoria has returned to touch sarahs stomach penis.

Listen up mister ghost, you will not harm her!!!!!!

EDIT: Sorry I scrolled a little further and this was too funny not to add:

Shes very logical and intelligent which is why she believes she has a stomach penis, and she can win any argument unless it happens to take place in lowes/home depot, in which case she will find somewhere to hide during work hours.