Lolcows you don't give a shit about

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Any of the ones crossposted on lolcow. The posters are the real entertainment and I always end up sidetracked.

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Blasterman dijo:
Same here. Ralph had a few moments like Portugal and the baby but... I don't know, he's just boring to me most of the time.
Spic Fuentes is also rather boring to me and I personally think he'd be nowhere as big of a cow if it wasn't for America First and the Groyper movement.

Personally, I'm more into batshit cows like the troons and Cyrax. And of course Chris is Chris, he's the OG.
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I will admit. The row between Ralph and Rekieta over Ethan shitting his pants was hilarious.
 
HamberLynn- fat girl is gross, pretty much it.

Nikocado- Fat fag is gross, pretty much it.

Doug Walker - Sperg with dumb takes but not really cow-worthy.

Any of the zoosadists- don’t read their threads because I’d get too MATI
 
PeriodicTrouble dijo:
Rachel Baker because they decided to have her be a co-lolcow for Spoony's thread when that should've never been the case. If she's a lolcow, give her a thread of her own because it's annoying to have go into the thread to try to get updates about Spoony only to hear people talking about her instead. Then all the TGWTG lolcows have gotten pretty boring in the last year. Allison doesn't really do Twitter meltdowns anymore so people just talk about how ugly Allison is, Doug hasn't really done any lolcow things since The Wall review, Marzgurl's thread is filled with people seething about her about how she's a dumb ugly orangutan who has a manlet for a husband who keeps trying to destroy Vic Mignogna, The last interesting drama Linkara had was the whole thing with Oneyplays, and Lindsay Ellis just stays in her Nebula/Patreon hugbox so there's not much to really talk about in her thread.
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Rachel is a thinly fatly veiled excuse to keep the thread bumped so they can get a new "Hey guys I was a huge spoony fan but now I'm not..." post to sustain their life force and start the cycle anew
 
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The Archie Battersbee case. The boy is dead and all that ever comes out of him is his mother’s nostalgia posts on her Facebook.

AGP troons’ behaviors aren’t unique or shocking at this point.
Matt Damon dijo:
100%. The fat chick lolcows are so boring and talk about them is invariably an "OH MY GAWD AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID THEN? I, LIKE, TOTALLY CAN'T BELIEVE SHE WOULD DO THAT." hen party. They're as self-righteous as the most insufferable WingsofRedemption trolls.

A lot of times I'll skip through Chantal updates on MATI because it's just "she did this while being fat and stupid, she went here while being fat and stupid". Who caaaaaaaaares?
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All the deathfat cows do is eat a lot and put on tight clothes.
 
Cooking with Jack used to be in my top three lolcows to follow. He’s currently a dead man walking after experiencing his fourth major health scare. He’s lost everything he use to own and now has to have his wife handle the cooking off screen. And he’s STILL up to his old habits.

It’s to the point that there’s no joy in watching him. He’s hit rock bottom. There’s no life left in him. He doesn’t even get passionately angry like he used to. Jack is the most “dead” living man I’ve ever seen that can walk. I only swing by his thread every few weeks to watch farmers play kick the husk.
 
The deathfats used to be funny but they all suck now. The ALR cancelled saga has some gems but it's not enough to wanna stay on top of.
 
Cows? More like subforums.
  • All the fat bitches, since it's just a bunch of fat bitches shittalking other fat bitches, if you've had a bad luck of seeing women talking about other women IRL, you've seen it all.
  • Troons. This is basically the same mentally ill sexually degenerate with narcissism and pedo tendencies.
  • Furries. All of the above, but with a zoophilia. They are just too disgusting to follow.
  • Ethan Ralph's orbiters. I "follow" him through the happenings tab, but still I can see why people can be interested in that. Can't say the same about his friends(does he even have any at this point?) and a-logs, since they are no better than him and boring.
  • Tooter. People_beating_a_dead_horse_for_a_millionth_time_while_it_is_locked_up_in_a_jail.png
  • DSP. As someone who's been here since 2017, I can attest that back in the day DSP was entertaining as hell, since he could find a way to fuck up in the easiest games known to man. Now it's nothing - he plays games while barely awake, everyone knows he plays gacha games, everyone knows he is an e-begger and gets way more money than he needs, his simps don't care, his a-logs seethe, DSP always wins, nothing changes.
  • Bob Chipman. Pretty much like DSP. Doing the same shit he's been doing for years, only now it is beaten to death and low energy.
  • Weeb Wars - WHY THE FUCK DO THIS SUB STILL EXISTS, THE SHITSHOW IS OVER, VIC LOST HIS CASE, MOVE ON.
  • Nick Fuentes. Ok, the drama around their gay little club can be entertaining, but the entire sub? Just why?
  • Chris. Dead cow. Had been dead for years before he fucked Barb and it was the last time when he could deliver. Now it's basically counting hairs on his pillow i.e. collecting useless data just for the sake of it. I recall Null bitched about people not getting that these forums are about "funny", what happened to that?
  • Dream. Who the fuck cares if some minecraft sperg is fat or not?
  • A lot of others I forgot to mention, because I don't care.
 
When it's about legal stuff and lolsuits I get bored bc I know shit about US laws and US legal stuff and don't either invest the time to learn about so I can follow it nor derail the threads all the time with "Some please explain it to me like you'd explain it to a 5year old" posts.
 
Chris Chan

Literally not as funny as before, now it's just sad.
 
Amberlynn Reid for sure. After watching the old MATI episode from 2018, about the only thing that amused me at all about her was that she was riding a scooter in Wal-Mart. Chantel is mostly boring as well, but I'll admit that her being with that Muslim who has a feeder fetish is an amusing exception. Really, a lot of the girlcows seem incredibly boring when the first cow that you became acquainted with is one that is so insane that he was regularly drinking his own "navy" because he believed it would save his unborn children.
 
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