Lolcows you don't give a shit about

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Makhnovshchina

Makhnovshchina

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I seriously don't see the appeal in what i like to call "streamcows" (Ethan Ralph, Maddox, etc). I don't have time in my life to watch 6 gorillion hour long streams just to see if who said what or whatever.
 
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DSP. Yeah he sucks at video games wow. The DSP board itself is more of a cow than he
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Same with the Moviebob thread. Pages and pages of people dissecting Blob's lukewarm twitter takes. Posts replying to multiple tweets one by one as if they were talking to him.

I check in on them every now and then. It's nice having homegrown retards of our own. Some real farm-to-table type shit.
 
Anything related to Chantal, she has like 7k pages in her thread but I couldn't be bothered with that fat muslim bitch.
 
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Chris. The milk is gone, the cow is slaughtered. There is no more fun to be had, just endlessly more and more gay faggot weens doing dumb shit to him for clout.
 
Old hippie kiddie diddler; anyone that is overall too fucking boring and dry to read and watch.
 
Any cow with more 300 or 400 pages in a thread is gonna inevitably be this for newcomers. Especially with how inconsitent OPs are updated. The highlights feature is useful but it tends to bring up a lot of shitpost. Its even worse with 1k+ page cows and subforum cow.
As for cows/threads I have no interst in, the top 2 are probably Tommy Tooter and The KickVic thread. Never got why Tommy got his own subforum and KickVic is boring.
 
Almost all of them

The lolcows I followed when I got here were all involved in video games, but they're all stagnant and just kinda doing the same thing they've always done, and have been so boring to follow for years now.
  • Jim Sterling's still a troon ranting about how video games and their fans cause all the ills of the world
  • Boogie2988 is still fat and pathetic
  • Dick Masterson and Vito Gesualdi are still coping with their pedophilia, and are now seething over some black comic book writer
  • Maddox is still seething over the lolsuit from like 5-7 years ago
Many cows have threads here only because a few deranged people obsessively hate them. There is nothing appealing to me about following a cow that has had no other ingress into my life. Times are tough, untimely deaths are now commonplace, and there is little joy to be found in laughing at the misfortune of millionaires like Linus Sebastian, who could rape a baby and still have enough simps willing to buy his $250 backpacks. Or in the case of Chris Chan, rape his mother and walk. Lolcows will be entertaining in a world where justice is once again served.
 
Farms movie night has made me made me not care about DSP, it's always the same boring shit with him. I really don't get how people can watch all those clips of him, such a waste of time, or would even watch one of his dull ass streams.
 
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Idk about that. The last happening regarding him was when someone hacked into his bank account to find out how much money he drops for the WWE gacha game.
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Nah I see what you're saying. I was more talking about things like someone coming into his stream and spamming nigger and him banning some of his own fans instead of the troll. Or something like the fire alarm going off in his apartment and him just trying to roll with a stream anyway. I wish there was kind of a condensed thread for just shit like that.
 
If a lolcow isn't instantly interesting or funny to me, then they never will be. There has to be a hook so to speak. Something unique and bizarre.

The majority of cows are just annoying normies or cookie cutter degenerates.
 
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