My ultrascientific theory is that most kids are considered autistic because their lazy parents shove a screen in front of their face as soon as possible. So they become spastic retards because YouTube is now their parent. Even worse is that parents think having a tablet raise their kids is a good thing because of all the learning their muddlebrained mediocrity of a kid theoretically watches. We all know they just watch SpongeBob or whatever the fuck. We all know how vital a tablet was for Albert Einstein when he grew up, so if little Ayedenne looks at a screen nonstop she will be a turbogenius and terraform Mars by age 15.
I remember growing up, back when I had to walk ten miles uphill in the snow both ways, I was only allowed one hour of TV per day and no video games until the weekends.