You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

Semi fancy restaurants that take forever to hand you the bill. Fuckers won't leave you alone while you're eating but the moment your plate is clean your waiter is nowhere to be found for ages. I think I'm over eating out. My husband's a good enough chef and I enjoy the creative cocktails I make.
When restaurants serve steak. It's either too rough or too chewy.

Where do you like to eat out, Applebees?
 
Semi fancy restaurants that take forever to hand you the bill. Fuckers won't leave you alone while you're eating but the moment your plate is clean your waiter is nowhere to be found for ages. I think I'm over eating out. My husband's a good enough chef and I enjoy the creative cocktails I make.

It wasn't even busy.
Thats why I like places like golden corral. Pay up front, get your grub, eat till you're full like a king, don't return for a month or two as not to go full fatzo. Hell I'll leave a tip if they keep the drinks running and plates clear
 
Thats why I like places like golden corral. Pay up front, get your grub, eat till you're full like a king, don't return for a month or two as not to go full fatzo. Hell I'll leave a tip if they keep the drinks running and plates clear
I don't trust buffets after COVID. I do not want to take any chances.

Thread tax: open mics in chat where it's noise or buzzing.
 
I don't trust buffets after COVID. I do not want to take any chances.

Thread tax: open mics in chat where it's noise or buzzing.
Your loss. As for chat, that gets annoying because you know they're there but they're being retarded and not talking, sucks in RTS games
 
Your loss. As for chat, that gets annoying because you know they're there but they're being retarded and not talking, sucks in RTS games
I don't trust YOU. Munching on that realistic looking burger with those puppy eyes. How old is she? 15?

I hate being hungry and tired at the same time.
 
When you see a video that sounds like it aligns with your interests, only to have your view experience ruined by the gargantuan faggot who made it being, well, a faggot. I don't want to see your """funny""" skits. I don't want to see your animation. I don't want to see your EPIC in jokes. I don't want to hear your silly voice you put on. I don't want your recommendations for other videos. None of that. I just want whats in the title.
When the author avatar pops up and starts some "deep cut" skit you need to have followed the channel to understand the character/channel lore. No, you're a massive faggot and I want to rip your head off. A big reason I avoid lolcow stuff in YT.
 
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Automatic toilets. They come in handy when you‘re not carrying anything in a pocket or wearing jewelry, but if you drop your wallet into the toilet, you’re pretty much screwed.

I also saw a chick throw her gigantic cup of ice cream into a pond and laugh about it. Low IQ shit like that infuriates me.
 
In Germany they had these bathrooms all over in popular tourists destination where you had to pay to enter. Keeps the riff raff out but when you gotta go bad it's hard to grab a Euro out of your pocket with a few people in line.
 
In Germany they had these bathrooms all over in popular tourists destination where you had to pay to enter. Keeps the riff raff out but when you gotta go bad it's hard to grab a Euro out of your pocket with a few people in line.
Just piss in the coin slot
 
Hey everyone!
I'm so fucking happy you're all still up. I wanted to find you guys sooner but I'm a massive faggot that doesn't know how to operate basic technology nor understand what a clue is, so I had some issues.
Hope everyone is doing well!
Been a while since I did this but I'll start with one.

People pretending edgy humor is cringe now. I'm getting a little fed up with faggots acting like edgy content was something that existed between 2012-2016, like some shitty highschool phase they can cringe at and regret, and not like it was the main form of comedy across every medium for about a quarter of a century, and has existed for thousands of years. It's like these people forget Lenny Bruce was a thing. There's literally nothing wrong with being edgy as long as you're not exceptional about it and know how the basic graces of timing, delivery and nuance. I know people are pants-shittingly terrified of retribution now but I'm a little sick of the lack of any balls from this generation. You notice how it's all only NPCs who just got the ability to legally drink a year or two ago.
And whenever being met with the slightest skepticism you always have to hear the tried "People can mature you know?". Of course let's not look at the timing and decorum in which they did a complete 180. Pay no attention to the grift behind the gold curtain.
I'm not saying you can't look back at who you were ten years ago and cringe a little bit. Everyone does. But I will take the shittiest X-Box Live tier edgelord any single day over the god fearing repentant grifting pussies everyone has become. It really makes me wonder if five years from now they'll be the "Based Centrist Commentary Channel-core" wave of kids looking back and feeling deep seated guilt.
"Yeah, that was me back when I sold my friends out to the communist regime and thought Netflix specials were the peak of comedy. Poor lad. I really look back and don't like that guy. But people can change. Now I know not to actually have any opinions or sense of humor about anything that might age out within a couple of years. Yeah it makes basic conversation extremely difficult and I'm a shell of a human being, but at least I don't actually have to worry about an internet history nobody actually gives a fuck about."
 
I remember pay toilets here in the States back in the 80s. They were a pain in the ass.
Just imagine if the homoless advocates hadn't been successful in disappearing the pay toilets. There'd be some fucking app you'd have to use.

I've never written fanfic, but if I did it would be the e-bike Karen reimagined as a fight over a public pay toilet.
 
"Yeah, that was me back when I sold my friends out to the communist regime and thought Netflix specials were the peak of comedy. Poor lad. I really look back and don't like that guy. But people can change. Now I know not to actually have any opinions or sense of humor about anything that might age out within a couple of years. Yeah it makes basic conversation extremely difficult and I'm a shell of a human being, but at least I don't actually have to worry about an internet history nobody actually gives a fuck about."
What a bunch of crock. Oh, so you used to be funny, now you're afraid to be funny and pretend this is "maturity." No it isn't, it's you being a fucking PUSSY. Now you aren't funny any more, you're just a faggot, and nobody will ever laugh at your fake jokes any more because they will never be funny.
 
Current Thing pissing me off? The Indianapolis mayor's race.
I know people there and I'm following it on their behalf.

Current mayor Joe Hogsett let the place burn in 2020. His office told the police to stand down at a point when they were keeping it contained, and the city was attacked. Mayor Joe has to this day not explained his actions. Lately he's wanting to do all sorts of things to keep the city safer, like repealing gun laws that he has no jurisdiction over or imposing fines for people carrying guns. We all know murderers hate paying fines!
Running against Joe Hogsett is Jefferson Shreve. His position on gun violence in the city? The exact same thing Joe Hogsett wants to do. Try for laws that are out of range for a mayor and hand out tickets to people with guns, even though Indiana is a concealed carry state.

Criminals aren't going to cancel their plans for a drive-by just because they might get a ticket. You know who might leave the gun at home though?

The good guys with guns who could stop the criminals might not want to go against an ordinance. Think good guys with guns don't exist? Look up Elisjsha Dicken, he stopped a shooter at the Greenwood Park Mall in July 2022.

Both Joe Hogsett and Jefferson Shreve want the criminals to have the upper hand. WHY might the mayor of a fairly large city want criminals to win? Are they perhaps corrupt af and are in the pocket of a crime boss? I have no evidence of that but it would make a lot of the decisions make sense.

If you live in Indianapolis or might move there in the near future, just know that the murder rate is about the same as Chicago once you adjust for population. Then there's the shootings where nobody dies but there are injuries, and the robberies, and carjackings, and all the other lovely things that don't make the headlines.

America scares me. Maybe I'm just getting old. Is this why all the older adults were terrified of everything when I was a kid?
 
Hey everyone!
I'm so fucking happy you're all still up. I wanted to find you guys sooner but I'm a massive faggot that doesn't know how to operate basic technology nor understand what a clue is, so I had some issues.
Hope everyone is doing well!
Been a while since I did this but I'll start with one.
Ngl. You fucking had me at first. Well done.

Anyway, and this is an autistically petty one but the garbage music they play at my local gym. Now, I bring my own music but often the speakers at the gym play so loudly that they drown out my music.

Maybe PL idk but I'm a music sperg. Not an expert, just a sperg and occasional hobbyist so I have a soft spot for certain songs. So when I hear a song I really adore, I get bit of a dopamine rush. But holy fuck the workout remixes butcher them.

For example today they played a remix of Rasputin that only used the first verse and the chorus over and over again. It began to drive me slowly up the wall.

They did something similar to a Pink song. I'm not a fan of her music but the constant repeat of IIIIIIIM COMING UP SO YOU BETTER GET THIS PARTY STARTED and nothing else just made me slightly loopy.

Edit: grammar because I wrote on my phone on my way home from the gym.
 
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Just imagine if the homoless advocates hadn't been successful in disappearing the pay toilets. There'd be some fucking app you'd have to use.

I've never written fanfic, but if I did it would be the e-bike Karen reimagined as a fight over a public pay toilet.
But you could use them for "free" if you let them analyze your shit and send the data to the Chinese.
 
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