🪦 Deceased Chelsea Lawrence / TanzChelsea - Munchie kicked out of two hospitals, home care and multiple treatment teams; Flagged and blacklisted by EPIC; Munched Herself to Death

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Got my bingo card ready.
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I can’t imagine what a circus it would be if her fellow ‘tards actually showed up. Doubt that will happen though because that requires actually doing something and not just performative screeching online. Plus, there’s no Disneyland in Minnesota so that diminishes incentive to go.

Probably just a bunch of her irl friends and family. I hope I’m wrong though.
:optimistic:
 
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S.C.U.D. dijo:
She's probably been cremated. Hopefully her urn can still fit in that neck brace.
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The way Lacey's update on Instagram (?) made it sound, they are still arguing about an autopsy, which would mean her body is still topside, would it not?

From @GenociderSyo
There continues to be bumps to get answers on an autopsy, and genetic testing.
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Didn't she have some sort of "genetic testing" somewhere along the way? I thought I remember hearing about that.
 
Smellee Cat dijo:
Not a single social media munch will show up. They dont have enough spoons. With the live feed they’ll watch online.

Her christian art fag friends would be fun to see, though.
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As a Christian art fag, I have to agree we're a pretty entertaining bunch, especially if you get the kind of people who put their passion for God wholly into it. All the better if they're completely disconnected from who Chelsea became, and triply so if the "art" is terrible.

It should be a livestream to remember.
 
Manul Otocolobus dijo:
It would be fun for Kiwis to go, do their best munchie impression, and we could all try and figure out which are real munchies and which are actual Kiwis. I don't think there is a no touching the dead poo/no dead cow tipping, or does the no interaction rule transcend death?
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Jimmy Dean Bowl dijo:
I like the idea of us having some IRL attendees, there must be a few thread fans that would like to go and fulfil the role of roving reporter for kiwis hungry for munch news.
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UncommonParlence dijo:
Saved and ready for the occasion. If I was within 600miles I'd go. I'm still sad that I can't. I would donate towards expenses for another kiwi to go though.
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stingray dijo:
If you were within 600 miles, you'd go?! ...Maybe I'm just a complete fucking pussy. I'm over 600 miles away, myself. With that being said, I would also probably be willing to throw $5 at someone willing to take one for the team here. I don't fuck with crypto though and I'm a paranoid retard so I'm not sure. But it's just too good of an opportunity to pass up. Like @Troonos said, it's highly likely that a shitload of other munchies will be attending. Plus, that Indian chick's face is really funny and she'll probably be there to eat the shit straight out of Chelsea's asshole like she loves to.
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you chucklefucks best be joking. don't make me tap the sign, guys
 
  • 4/14/23
    • Chelsea's Obituary has been posted. (Archive)
      • Chelsea Anne Lawrence passed away March 31st 2023 at North Memorial Hospital. Preceded in death by her father, Jay Lawrence. Survived by: mother, Margaret (Peg) Lawrence; sister Lacey Lawrence; nephews, Jacob and Elijah

        Chelsea was born May 9, 1989 at Methodist Hospital in Rochester Minnesota to the parents of Margaret (Peg) Lawrence and Jay Lawrence of Red Wing Minnesota.

        In her earliest years Chelsea lived in Red Wing and spent summers in Lake City on the shores of Lake Pepin. She had a love of water; she swam, fished, and boated. Chelsea enjoyed skiing weather in Minnesota or the Alps. She loved all animals especially horses, the Savannah cats (Nero and Mars) and her dog Coco whom gave her great comfort. Chelsea, a diversified musician, received piano guild awards, played harmonica, trumpet, french horn, handbells, cello, and most notably ukulele. Chelsea reveled in German language and culture. Starting in high school, continuing into study abroad immersion through the Goethe-Institut, personal travels, and later gave her an opportunity to become a Tanzgarde in Spielmannszug.

        Chelsea attended St. John’s Prep in Collegeville and graduated from Liberty Charter School. She continued higher learning earning an Associates degree in Childhood Education from Rasmussen College.

        During this time Chelsea received her calling to pursue the arts for the glory of God while attending North Heights Lutheran Church’s production therefore solidifying her faith in her Savior Christ.

        Chelsea went on to pursue her passion of theatre, and music at University of Northwestern. She studied abroad in Spain and was an intern with the Barcelona International Theatre. She interned as an assistant director on the production Cocktail Hour at the Guthrie theater in Minneapolis. She graduated University with a Bachelors degree in bible study, theatre, a minor in music, and an emphasis in theatre directing. During her time there she cultivated not only a deep rooted passion for the arts but also her Christian journey was further ignited.

        Through her time at North Heights and Northwestern she developed her gift of music, sang in choirs both at church and university. A labor of love her voice was developing. Through music and community she cherished her time at The Beloved Church by serving as part of the worship team.

        Out of University she took time to explore all aspects of: production, acting, fashion, freelance modeling, and photography. As well she found her place amongst the content creators of social media. She found ample pleasure in engaging in the arts with fellow innovative artists. She collaborated and worked along side of IamMoody, Evine/ShopHQ and a plethora of others.

        Within the last few years, as her health deteriorated, she took the platform she had been cultivating on social media through the arts and found her voice again but this time to amplify the voices of fellow warriors who fought strongly for awareness, advocation and accessibility. She spread the light, she held faith that God had a plan and now we will continue to carry her torch.

        Chelsea’s Celebration of Life will be held at North Heights Lutheran Church, May 9th 2023, Service at 5pm, and reception following in commons
        North Heights Lutheran Church
        1700 West Highway 96 Arden Hills, MN 55112

        In lieu of flowers, Chelsea’s wishes were to have donations made to: Mast Cell Hope Inc, The Stiff Person Syndrome Research Foundation, and/or The Ehlers-Danlos Society

        Chelsea’s Celebration of Life
        5:00 pm
        Tuesday, May 9, 2023
        North Heights Lutheran Church
        1700 West Highway 96
        Arden Hills, Minnesota, United States
 
It's honestly heartwarming to see a strong emphasis on her life prior to becoming a sick warrior. The health deterioration/social media presence is mentioned at the very end, almost an afterthought. It's a nice obituary and makes me kinda sad. In another life she could've been a regular girl who loved music, animals, and Jesus.
 
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Based on the obituary, Chelsea died in Hennepin County. In 6 to 8 weeks, we'll be able to order her death certificate and see what her cause of death is.

And interestingly, North Memorial Hospital (where she died) uses EPIC.
 
I'm amazed Lacey didn't fill the obit with munch. I was expecting literally every paragraph to mention her lifelong struggle against SPS and the rest of her fake illness menagerie.
 
Unflushable Turd dijo:
It's honestly heartwarming to see a strong emphasis on her life prior to becoming a sick warrior. The health deterioration/social media presence is mentioned at the very end, almost an afterthought. It's a nice obituary and makes me kinda sad. In another life she could've been a regular girl who loved music, animals, and Jesus.
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In another version of her life (one where she was not a total lunatic), she would have been married, active in her church and community theater, living in a nice home, probably popping out a couple of kids. All anything a sane person could want. But how often have we seen people throw all of it away to be their “authentic self” — meaning, a slave to their own narcissism?

Every time I sense myself feeling even a little bit sorry for Chelsea, I remind myself that she did this to herself. Her mother will probably feel relief, even if she’s ashamed to admit it to herself: no more Chelsea seizing in the middle of the hallway, no more Chelsea shitting the bed, no more having to film Chelsea for social media. I hope she goes on a long vacation. She deserves it.
 
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