🪦 Deceased Chelsea Lawrence / TanzChelsea - Munchie kicked out of two hospitals, home care and multiple treatment teams; Flagged and blacklisted by EPIC; Munched Herself to Death

God, I can just picture a parade of fake mourners rolling in on their unnecessary wheelchairs they they munched off of eBay, all wearing unnecessary Aspen collars and letting their unnecessary PICCs dangle and touch every surface so they can earn another precious BSI for their next admission.

90% of the attendees will be social media munchies. Guaranteed.
Don't forget the unnecessary neck braces and unnecessary supplementary oxygen!
 
God, I can just picture a parade of fake mourners rolling in on their unnecessary wheelchairs they they munched off of eBay, all wearing unnecessary Aspen collars and letting their unnecessary PICCs dangle and touch every surface so they can earn another precious BSI for their next admission.

90% of the attendees will be social media munchies. Guaranteed.
Hell I would pay good money to see a real life comedy munchie procession, dressed in their finest and out competing each other with toys and braces as far as the eye can see.

I'm gonna make this memorial a watch party. Get me some nice snacks, mmmhmmm.
I'll honour your memory Chelton.
I'll get the nice cheese and wine out; it's the least I can do for all the entertainment this thread has given me.
 
Hell I would pay good money to see a real life comedy munchie procession, dressed in their finest and out competing each other with toys and braces as far as the eye can see.

I'm gonna make this memorial a watch party. Get me some nice snacks, mmmhmmm.
I'll honour your memory Chelton.
I'll get the nice cheese and wine out; it's the least I can do for all the entertainment this thread has given me.
Hell yeah. That's what we should be watching on that Friday.

I really wish we had boots on the ground though. I have a feeling that the real show will be the crowd. So much performative "grief". So much virtue signaling, one-upmanship, and state of the art malingering.

Imagine if the whole munch crew was there? Meth giraffe, Sick Vic, Kayla, Kat, Beef Swellington, Anelise, Dirty Dani Marina, and etc etc. It'd be a veritable whose who of munchtopolis.

Millions of dollars of unnecessary wasteful fraudulently obtained medical equipment.

We could have a service dog circus for an encore where the munchies pretend that normal dog behavior is actually super special tricks. We could hang Jess and her board on the back wall to save space. Jan Jan could somehow make it about her and Jaquie.

Did someone mention a Kate's farm fountain? Liquid iv shots. Nurses on standby to run iv's. Blindfolded medicine roulette. Pin the catheter into the munchie?

Everyone could spike the punch(Kate's farm) with their favorite narcotic instead of booze. Definitely a ketamine infusion tent in Chelton's honor. Ellen could do tummy time in the corner. Rogue could do standup with her duck and iceberg alters.

It's starting to sound like munchapalooza. Shit, we could do it every year. Make it a tradition.
 
Hell yeah. That's what we should be watching on that Friday.

I really wish we had boots on the ground though. I have a feeling that the real show will be the crowd. So much performative "grief". So much virtue signaling, one-upmanship, and state of the art malingering.

Imagine if the whole munch crew was there? Meth giraffe, Sick Vic, Kayla, Kat, Beef Swellington, Anelise, Dirty Dani Marina, and etc etc. It'd be a veritable whose who of munchtopolis.

Millions of dollars of unnecessary wasteful fraudulently obtained medical equipment.

We could have a service dog circus for an encore where the munchies pretend that normal dog behavior is actually super special tricks. We could hang Jess and her board on the back wall to save space. Jan Jan could somehow make it about her and Jaquie.

Did someone mention a Kate's farm fountain? Liquid iv shots. Nurses on standby to run iv's. Blindfolded medicine roulette. Pin the catheter into the munchie?

Everyone could spike the punch(Kate's farm) with their favorite narcotic instead of booze. Definitely a ketamine infusion tent in Chelton's honor. Ellen could do tummy time in the corner. Rogue could do standup with her duck and iceberg alters.

It's starting to sound like munchapalooza. Shit, we could do it every year. Make it a tradition.
I'll not lie, the visuals this post gave me were nothing short of spectacular.

Munchapalooza.
Where munchies go to celebrate life :heart-full:
 
MB-Small-Pots-Originals.png
 
It would be fun for Kiwis to go, do their best munchie impression, and we could all try and figure out which are real munchies and which are actual Kiwis. I don't think there is a no touching the dead poo/no dead cow tipping, or does the no interaction rule transcend death?
 
It would be fun for Kiwis to go, do their best munchie impression, and we could all try and figure out which are real munchies and which are actual Kiwis. I don't think there is a no touching the dead poo/no dead cow tipping, or does the no interaction rule transcend death?
I'd say yes. I'd rather watch authentic munchers out-tard each other than having to search for the imposter
sus
.
 
I did a thing.

Many thanks to @Flourishing Pinecone ❧ and @Titty Figurine
I've shamelessly stolen your excellent ideas.

Bingo.jpg

Here is the link for the bingo cards, both virtual and PDF are available for those who wish to play along on the day.

 
I did a thing.

Many thanks to @Flourishing Pinecone ❧ and @Titty Figurine
I've shamelessly stolen your excellent ideas.

Ver archivo adjunto 5050611

Here is the link for the bingo cards, both virtual and PDF are available for those who wish to play along on the day.

Saved and ready for the occasion. If I was within 600miles I'd go. I'm still sad that I can't. I would donate towards expenses for another kiwi to go though.
 
Saved and ready for the occasion. If I was within 600miles I'd go. I'm still sad that I can't. I would donate towards expenses for another kiwi to go though.
If you were within 600 miles, you'd go?! ...Maybe I'm just a complete fucking pussy. I'm over 600 miles away, myself. With that being said, I would also probably be willing to throw $5 at someone willing to take one for the team here. I don't fuck with crypto though and I'm a paranoid retard so I'm not sure. But it's just too good of an opportunity to pass up. Like @Troonos said, it's highly likely that a shitload of other munchies will be attending. Plus, that Indian chick's face is really funny and she'll probably be there to eat the shit straight out of Chelsea's asshole like she loves to.
 
Atrás
Top Abajo