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- 23 de Jun, 2015
Phil smells like a garbage bag full of rotting onions in the hot sun and nobody would willingly be close enough to him to be within range of his pepper spray.
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I really hope that's the case, because I love the idea of going over to /k/, saving random images, and then we make a thread on 'our loadouts', just to see him bounce and squeak reports at us.I think he wants a thread in which kiwis post their own personal armourys so he can report us.
Those short candles in the metal tins are cheapI can't believe nobody's mentioned that he says he's gonna light all those candles
But if he buys all those candles, then his body art (moar liek aut, amirite?) budget will suffer
Who am I kidding he ain't buying no damn candles
Actually the cops did save a lot of hostages when they killed the dude. About 30+ I think.Phil, you dumbfuck, the shooter was a Muslim terrorist who was posthumously accepted by ISIS.
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I mean, I know reading comprehension is absolutely out of his grasp. At no point did CNN say that "nobody rescued them", they said that investigators hearts were breaking as they heard loved ones desperately trying to reach their dead family.
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The only thing I'm surprised about is Phil actually stopping from posting gun nonsense when this happened, especially since he let all his followers know he was going to turn us into /k/ by having "control of the [kiwi] sluts". Whatever that means.
Maybe this worked out in his favor, and being literally retarded about everything and showing he can't even read at a 3rd grade level is turning us into /k/? Who knows.
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Realistically, he'd have to do what one of his icons Joseph Stalin did; act on his paranoia and remove enough people to feel safe. The difference is Stalin was a genuinely terrifying figure and very intelligent, having a deep understanding behind how the government machine worked.Actually the cops did save a lot of hostages when they killed the dude. About 30+ I think.
How is he going to "sweep" for kiwis? He cant connect any screenshots back to any individual facebook account
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Little does Phil know, spending days making up elaborate persecution scenarios, roleplaying being part of his imaginary nation's military force and posting images of his "loadouts" and "bug out bags" makes him more like the /k/ posters he attempts to mock.
In the same autistic way as his obsession with road signs, Phil has a fixation on "official-sounding" words and phrasing, like "public service announcement", "protective custody" and such. It could some form of magical thinking similiar to that SovCits engage in, that statement suddenly become more "real" or have a greater impact on reality if they are constructed in a pseudo-legal/buerocratic form. I don't know.Honestly the thing that sticks out the most to me is how his whole post reeks of his Autismlatina role playing nonsense. Releasing a "public statement" as if he's a world leader delivering a speech to concerned citizens in the wake of such tragedy, when he's just some tard who lives under a bridge. Does he think this is a fucking game?
The bodies aren't even buried yet Phil, that's fucked up even for you.
So, is there a reason apart from autism and general retardation that Phil thinks Kiwis are "out to get him," in a way that could be prevented by carrying (*coughillegalcough*) weapons around? As far as I know the Farms have only interacted with him ever on the interwebs, right? Like, has anybody here ever met Phil in person? Tweeker/Dusty/Others from Phil's past that have come here afterwards aside.
So, is there a reason apart from autism and general retardation that Phil thinks Kiwis are "out to get him," in a way that could be prevented by carrying (*coughillegalcough*) weapons around? As far as I know the Farms have only interacted with him ever on the interwebs, right? Like, has anybody here ever met Phil in person? Tweeker/Dusty/Others from Phil's past that have come here afterwards aside.
My take as a casual observer is that because Kiwi Farms-type websites are somewhat known in his sphere of people (i.e Lolcow-y folk who have been documented by entities like Encyclopedia Dramatica" and we can be easily painted as "cyberstalking" him (despite the fact that this is content which Phil voluntarily makes public) so it provides a group he can use to rally his "supporters" against when he doesn't have any people in his real life he can conveniently blame for "mistreating" him.
For example, look at the thread about the bus stop incident. Phil even admits that the police officer was respectful, but Phil still chose to spin the story that he was being "victimized" somehow. He thrives on imaginary persecution, that's why it's easy to understand why he latches on to us. Back in 2015 when he made shit up about the infamous "drive by incident", he was mildly successful in generating asspats from painting us as "violent MRA Gamergaters" but that has pretty much completely dried up since. The other angle might be subtly threatening people who were once a part of his life but not anymore (a.k.a Tweaker) by letting them know he's armed (though he's only really successful in scaring Jordan Gwendolyn Davis).
But again, I'm nowhere near an expert on ADF, that's just my personal observation.
When someone posts shit like
"I hope phil gets raped"
"Our agents are on it"
"Send snipers and drones".
He takes that shit at face value.
People only started doing that shit because Phil would post about imaginary threats like that. It's sort of degenerated to notice-me-sempai shit because he actually reacts to it, but it started because of his own bullshit.
All of this would be solved if he didnt fucking visit the farms and post direct links to threads on his facebook. He could totally ignore us and derp along as a happy idiot but noooo...It's quite simple really, Phil needs some one who he can blame for his failings that isn't himself and we handily provide that for him, he does fear us in some respect as we are more than willing to point out and deconstruct his lies in detail and he hates that as it will (an has) caused uncomfortable questions to be asked by his friends that he's totally unable to answer.
We also manage to work out how he thinks and works in a way he himself can't and that really pisses him off, mostly because like all truly dumb people he values a intelligence he simply doesn't have and when we take one of his ideas and are able to turn it into swiss cheese in moments and prove to him once again he's just that idiotic he get's angry and upset so loves to paint us as the villan.
All of this would be solved if he didnt fucking visit the farms and post direct links to threads on his facebook. He could totally ignore us and derp along as a happy idiot but noooo...
I think my favorite part is Phil saying all this gun stuff is propaganda..Phil you idiot you don't tell the enemy what's propaganda and what's not..that's the whole point!