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The revealation that his favorite Footlong is actually Weeping With Pity short-circuited his pea-sized brain.
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
He actually figured that out before we did.
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Phil shows off his arsenal in preparation of moving back north.
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- 15 de Jun, 2014
Are those flashbangs, pepper spray, a walking cane, a flash light, and a stupidly large combat knife?
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- 17 de Sep, 2015
Just pepper spray, an ASP (the baton), a shitty knife and what looks like an empty sheath. The ASP can be legitimately dangerous and cops hate when civilians have them but knowing Phil it's a Chinese knockoff.
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That's just purchases. I'm more scared of Phil's australatinian special-ed forces H2H training
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Who could possibly need that many pepper spray bottles? What's he going to do, tape 'em together and try to fire it off all at once?
Methinks every time Phil needs to feel tough (meaning, every time he gets himself scared over nothing), he goes and buys a new pepper spray. Those are probably just the ones he hasn't lost.
The baton would be about the only thing that I'd believe he could have bought at the gun show. There's always someone snapping those things out trying to be badass (wonder how many people Phil almost hit doing it). Of course for it to be really dangerous Phil would have to be stronger than someone whose only fighting experience is beating up his crippled mother.
Methinks every time Phil needs to feel tough (meaning, every time he gets himself scared over nothing), he goes and buys a new pepper spray. Those are probably just the ones he hasn't lost.
The baton would be about the only thing that I'd believe he could have bought at the gun show. There's always someone snapping those things out trying to be badass (wonder how many people Phil almost hit doing it). Of course for it to be really dangerous Phil would have to be stronger than someone whose only fighting experience is beating up his crippled mother.
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- 6 de Mayo, 2016
I'm pretty sure he talked about have that for cis defense before the gun show
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- 18 de Sep, 2014
Prity much he's had them before and ditched them, it's a autistic version of a safety blanket when his feelings have been hurt.
He's had one before - two infact one he lost when his bag went missing years ago an another one he derped an lost at some other point but that one in the picture he's had since before the gun show.
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- 6 de Mayo, 2016
recent history has shown a grave hole in Phil's defense system given his vulnerabilities.
None of that equipment will stop someone from his past talking about him on the internet!!!
Phil, what about your OTC cold pill robotrip OD field medical pack???
That's a strong tranny-lxaxtxixnxxx soldier essential
None of that equipment will stop someone from his past talking about him on the internet!!!
Phil, what about your OTC cold pill robotrip OD field medical pack???
That's a strong tranny-lxaxtxixnxxx soldier essential
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- 24 de Mar, 2013
Phil's had his baton for a while. The empty sheath is probably for the baton. I don't know why he has so much pepper spray. Yes, they do expire and need to be replaced, but why keep them after you buy a new one?
And where's the gun Phil? Oh that's right, you lied about getting one. Just like you lie about everything.
And where's the gun Phil? Oh that's right, you lied about getting one. Just like you lie about everything.
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- 6 de Mayo, 2016
well, at least he's going back to Portland where you can carry blocks of Spergeland's Best brand extra sharp self-defense cheddar
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- 2 de Jul, 2013
Last I checked, batons like that aren't legal in California.
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- 6 de Mayo, 2016
it's not just carry but possession.
so Phil, you are currently in violation of California Penal Code Section 22210
http://www.leginfo.ca.gov/cgi-bin/displaycode?section=pen&group=22001-23000&file=22210-22295
Furthermore, your masquerading as a woman while carrying concealed junk in your pants is in violation of Australatina Penile Code Section EIEI0
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- 28 de Dic, 2014
No. Not under any circumstances that don't involve being a cop or licensed security officer.
Also from http://www.my-self-defense.com/california_expandable_baton_laws.html
It'd be a shame if someone called the cops on this armed criminal.
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- 15 de Jun, 2014
Intimidation tactic - unless you have hawk like vision and can read the tiny expiration dates, from a distance you wouldn't be able to know if the fat potato was holding potent pepper spray or a dead can.
Personally, I see Phil thinking he can combine the cans into a bandroller slung over his chest to look more threatening, as if they were grenades or some shit.
Either that or he actually has no clue they expire and he thinks they're all still potent and usable.
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- 6 de Mayo, 2016
sweet!that could be a great new direction for Phil's militarism and would tie in with his Latin thing.
grow a crazy mustache, throw on a bandolier of expired pepper spray and he could become
Caliente Gonzales the Spicy Trandito.
Maybe he could even get off the welfare wagon and score a gig at Applebys or better Hooters juicing up customers nachos with his pepper sprays
He could even work in the tranny angle and maybe keep his ASP as a prop
I am Caliente Gonzales and this is my stick..it is short,it is long, it is short, it is long. It is the magic of the tranny, see?
si!
After a couple of paychecks,he could buy his next weapon...bolas
it fits with the Latin thing,and he could write them off as a business expense for his restaurant act
Oh, no senor! This tranny has beeger ballz than youuuu. I keed, I keed. Now, who is the birthay hombre?
grow a crazy mustache, throw on a bandolier of expired pepper spray and he could become
Caliente Gonzales the Spicy Trandito.
Maybe he could even get off the welfare wagon and score a gig at Applebys or better Hooters juicing up customers nachos with his pepper sprays
He could even work in the tranny angle and maybe keep his ASP as a prop
I am Caliente Gonzales and this is my stick..it is short,it is long, it is short, it is long. It is the magic of the tranny, see?
si!
After a couple of paychecks,he could buy his next weapon...bolas
it fits with the Latin thing,and he could write them off as a business expense for his restaurant act
Oh, no senor! This tranny has beeger ballz than youuuu. I keed, I keed. Now, who is the birthay hombre?
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- 27 de Jun, 2014
His name is Not Important. What is important is what he's going to do. He just fucking hates this world, and the cisgender worms feasting on it's carcass. His whole life is just rancid sweaty faggotry, and he always wanted to shove die figging. This is the time of vengeance, and no Kiwi is worth saving. And he will put in hysterics as many as he can! It's time for hi0 to fail - and it's time for him to shove ginger up his ass...
...His Autism crusade begins here...!
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- 24 de Mar, 2013
Caliente Hombre del Gordo Blanco.