COVID Conspiracy Theorists and other idiots - This is not a political thunderdome or gay slapfight thread.

[MS Paint Gigachad]

There is a paper calculating a .0000000000321% that this happens naturally

Alright buddy. The statistical analysis here is written such that it basically assumes "what if we randomly arranged a bunch of nucleotides and they fell into this arrangement? And they were also in the BLAST database too? What are the odds of that?" WHICH IS A SHITTY ASSUMPTION!

Trouble is, when nature shits out a new species, its genetic code is usually the genetic code of something else, just mutated a bit. What i mean to say is that if the genetic code already matched some of the 19 nucleotides, the "odds" of the match are now way more likely. And I say it is, especially if what was there previously was meant to do the same exact thing, but with a bat's cells.

An analogy:
I'm gonna roll a d6 dice 6 times, what are the odds I get 6,6,6,6,6,6? (1 in 46656)
Versus,
I rolled a d6 dice 6 times, it gave me 6,6,4,6,5,6. I'm gonna re-roll 2 of the dice, what are the odds I get 6,6,6,6,6,6? (now 1 in 36)
Or going back to my bipedalism analogy, you act like a fish started walking on two feet, I act like an ape started walking on two feet.

Secondly, single-nucleotide mutations can potentially fuck up a virus (sickle cell disease is caused by a single nucleotide mutation) and so the presence of them (as mentioned in the article you linked), if anything, suggests the virus was not made in a lab since well, the virus was not inadvertently crippled.

Frustrating to think people might have made this, and then used it to make ridiculous amounts of money.

Feels like you're drinking soya sauce at this point: getting your blood pressure up for nothing in return. Hell, at least soya sauce tastes good. Now stop trying to get us to join you.

 

[VasonJoorhees]

**EDIT - Since I was thread-banned to protect the circlejerk, I'll reply here:

I'm aware the mandates were eventually overturned, that wasn't part of the discussion. Creating a strawman is dumb, you can scroll up and read what I said.

Actually, I brought up the mask mandate because of what you were saying. Re-reading what you previously said, you're complaining about Fauci downplaying the importance of masks - while also simultaneously making jokes about getting your 9th booster shot. This implies you're anti-vax (and therefore anti-mask naturally), so I brought it up. But I'm still confused; you can't be anti-vax but pro-mask because that's an inherently hypocritical position. I can't even tell what side you're on. If you're anti-vax, what's it to you that Fauci "lied" about the importance of mask? Everything you're saying is implying you don't think masks are important.

Trying to unravel what you were saying is hurting my brain, so I'm just gonna say you're retarded/trolling and call it a day on that front.

The point is that for those who lost their jobs or were forced to get the vaccine, that doesn't make them feel better about trusting their government. Particularly because those people were lied to and forced to do something by their government which they should have never been forced to do.

Yeah, they lost their jobs because they would rather endanger public health and safety than swallow their tinfoil hat ridden pride. The only remorse I feel are families at home who suffered because mommy or daddy willingly lost their jobs in the name of MUH ACTIVISM!

You act like vaccine mandates are Kafkaesque or something. Vaccine mandates have been a thing for 100+ years. Are you unaware how long the average lifespan has increased because of this? Do you not know how many diseases have been completely eradicated or diminished to a point that they aren't ravaging society like they once did? Polio, TB, Smallpox, all largely or completely things of the past. You can thank vaccines and mandates for that. If your takeaway from this is "History shows that we shouldn't trust the government when it comes to vaccine mandates" you're insane.

Now when the government needs compliance for <insert gay reason here> a far larger segment of the public will say "fuck off, you lied repeatedly before, never again".

I don't care about heresay or hypotheticals, lets talk what actually happened in reality. It wasn't a "far larger segment of the public", it was a vocal minority consisting of idiots. Even then, the amount of people making up this minority is/was disturbing to say the least. Remember how many dipshit doctors and nurses lost their jobs because they refused to get vaccinated? These are people who are supposed to be looking after your health, people you will interact with directly many times in your life... and Fauci is who you're pissed about? Your virtue is severely misplaced.

Go ahead and say "fuck off to vaccines"! What's it to me if you get fired? Your actions have consequences, especially if you work in the medical field. If you do, you are morally obligated and legally obligated to be vaccinated. You are supposed to have everyone's health and safety in mind... it's your fucking job lol. So either do your job correctly and get vaccinated, or fuck off. The medical industry does not operate on your baseless belief system. The same rings true for every other field as well though.

Also...

Also if you're patient you can get your totally effective Pfizer booster subscription half off during the Summer Steam Sale.

You're not funny.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

**EDIT - Since I was thread-banned to protect the circlejerk, I'll reply here:

How can we have a "COVID conspiracy theorists and other idiots" thread if we ban the COVID conspiracy theorists and other idiots?

In my opinion, other posters shouldn't be arguing with @Unarmed Gunman at all. He should be given the opportunity to explain his views fully with little opposition. No one clicks on the "COVID conspiracy theorists and other idiots" thread because they want to read an articulate, moderate, and sensible explanation for why vaccines are necessary. People click on the thread because they want to read someone ranting about how Bill Gates invented vaccines to help Jews promote racemixing (or whatever).

 

[AnOminous]

How can we have a "COVID conspiracy theorists and other idiots" thread if we ban the COVID conspiracy theorists and other idiots?

Because lolcow threads aren't for white knighting the cows or arguing about whether they're cows.

 

[Trombonista]

In my opinion, other posters shouldn't be arguing with @Unarmed Gunman at all. He should be given the opportunity to explain his views fully with little opposition. No one clicks on the "COVID conspiracy theorists and other idiots" thread because they want to read an articulate, moderate, and sensible explanation for why vaccines are necessary. People click on the thread because they want to read someone ranting about how Bill Gates invented vaccines to help Jews promote racemixing (or whatever).

He had his chance and he squandered it.

 

[VasonJoorhees]

How can we have a "COVID conspiracy theorists and other idiots" thread if we ban the COVID conspiracy theorists and other idiots?

In my opinion, other posters shouldn't be arguing with @Unarmed Gunman at all. He should be given the opportunity to explain his views fully with little opposition. No one clicks on the "COVID conspiracy theorists and other idiots" thread because they want to read an articulate, moderate, and sensible explanation for why vaccines are necessary. People click on the thread because they want to read someone ranting about how Bill Gates invented vaccines to help Jews promote racemixing (or whatever).

The problem was reading his posts was nothing short of boondoggle. Contradictory viewpoints, posting false articles then ignoring posts debunking these articles and also answering questions by redirecting with another question, going onto reply to me by saying "You ignored my actual point, the point was..." only to describe something he never even brought up in previous posts to cause further confusion? His posts almost looked like the product of a Markov chain.

If you're gonna make yourself look stupid, please do so in as straightforward a manner as possible. We all saw the mental gymnastics on display and it was pretty difficult to follow.

 

[cuddle striker]

"they lied and said we didn't need masks! what? no we don't need masks!"

retardation, that's all it is. many such cases.

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

The absolute state of this thread: it stays dead for days, weeks at a time, until some sperg comes in to start a slapfight, or until somebody wades through the aftermath of the last one.

And they claim we're obsessed.

What can I say but en.wikipedia.org/wiki/psychological_projection

 

[JaneThough]

The absolute state of this thread: it stays dead for days, weeks at a time, until some sperg comes in to start a slapfight, or until somebody wades through the aftermath of the last one.

And they claim we're obsessed.

What can I say but en.wikipedia.org/wiki/psychological_projection

And that's why, unlike anti-vaxxers, this thread will never die.

 

[AgendaPoster]

The absolute state of this thread: it stays dead for days, weeks at a time, until some sperg comes in to start a slapfight, or until somebody wades through the aftermath of the last one.

And they claim we're obsessed.

What can I say but en.wikipedia.org/wiki/psychological_projection

Performs spell - RESSURECT
How are you doing fellow gigavaxxing hypochondriacs?
This thread was one of the first I poasted in when I made an account, with the obvious purpose to promote an agenda.

 

[Trombonista]

Performs spell - RESSURECT
How are you doing fellow gigavaxxing hypochondriacs?
This thread was one of the first I poasted in when I made an account, with the obvious purpose to promote an agenda.

Yeah, we're not doing this. Get out.

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

Performs spell - RESSURECT
How are you doing fellow gigavaxxing hypochondriacs?
This thread was one of the first I poasted in when I made an account, with the obvious purpose to promote an agenda.

I'm on dose 762, i found a way to render fat from bugs so i can deep fry my bugz in the bugz (which comprise 99.9% of my diet) and i just downsized my pod to the latest model, its just a smidge smaller than a coffin now.

How are you doing?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

 

[Neet Tokusatsu]

The absolute state of this thread: it stays dead for days, weeks at a time, until some sperg comes in to start a slapfight, or until somebody wades through the aftermath of the last one.

And they claim we're obsessed.

What can I say but en.wikipedia.org/wiki/psychological_projection

Kinda funny how pretty much everyone around here on the Farms that has been vaccinated has pretty much forgotten about this thread (i mean, this thread has been mostly inactive for nearly a year by this point), yet the anti-vaxx brigade constantly tries to keep this tread alive.

It is 2023 now, how many more years will it take for COVID and vaccines to leave these people's heads?

 

[AnOminous]

It is 2023 now, how many more years will it take for COVID and vaccines to leave these people's heads?

It's definitely proof the vax causes massive autism, just not in the people who actually took it.

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

Hello, my friends!
I'd joined a facebook group on a throwaway for research for my carnivore thread, and i came across this post. Not exactly related to carnivore, but pretty stupid anyway.
It doesnt excactly feel like a perfect fit here, but since this thread is intended for laughing at facebook boomers talking about microchips in the vaccines, I suppose it can't be too far off from it.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/worldcarnivoretribe/permalink/1417002995727007/

 

[Standardized Profile]

None of today's farm animals existed 13,000 years ago. But that's not important. What's scary is all of the vaxxed farm animals will simultaneously die of blood clots, forcing us to eat bugs after the veal and lambchop runs out.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

>trumpies don't like the vaccine
>trumpies show a bunch of liberals not wanting the vaccine because it's Trump and act like it's a win
>"but I thought Trumpies didn't like the vaccine and weren't going to take it!"
>mfw

This nigga loved the vaccine so much he died for it.

 

[TVB]

This nigga loved the vaccine so much he died for it.
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#PACKWATCH #RIPBOZO
RIP IN PISS YOU WON'T BE MISSED

 

[Rainbow Child]

Kinda funny how pretty much everyone around here on the Farms that has been vaccinated has pretty much forgotten about this thread (i mean, this thread has been mostly inactive for nearly a year by this point), yet the anti-vaxx brigade constantly tries to keep this tread alive.

It is 2023 now, how many more years will it take for COVID and vaccines to leave these people's heads?

How long will it take for the vaccine to leave the vaccine-free's head? Huh? If you mean how long will it take for them to just forget all the discrimination and human rights abuse and just pretend this whole psy op never happened, well hopefully that'll never happen.

Speaking of which, that also explains the first part of your post. Of course the vax-Nazis have "forgotten" about this thread. I would want to forget about it to if I spent three years telling people they were going to die if they didn't get with the programme and they never listened to me and also never died. I would be extra embarrased if all their kooky conspiracy theories about lab leaks turned out to be conspiracy facts. You can't blame them for keeping the thread alive to tell you, "I told you so."

Yes, yes, I'm sure you can detract from the LaBLeaK tInfoiL hAtTeRs with some qAnOn mIcRoChIpS iN tHe 5G CoPpErFoiL hAtTeR caricatures. By all means, go ahead. Is that still a thing? Nurses still need to be jabbed to work in British Columbia. Antifa masks can still be seen everyday in some grocery stores or subway cars everywhere.