🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AltisticRight]

How tf would he even be on Azov’s radar?

Have you seen how fat he is?

 

[Waffle Stompin' Waffen]

Talk about delusions of relevance. This HAS to be one of his most unhinged/gullible moments ever.

Looking into it and all he has are cropped photos from Telegram, written in perfect English. I suspect this is some sort of 4D backgammon maneuver organized by groypers to give Ralph a pretext to appeal his ban under.

Unluckily for him, he's been reported nearly constantly for over a year, so claiming it was a spam reporting campaign by FUCKING AZOV BATTALION isn't going to work out.

Also, he followed up that statement by saying he hopes Putin murders the entire country of Ukraine and sells the survivors into literal slavery, kek. I'm sure that will go over well with Twitter staff.

I'm grabbing a copy of this stream the second he's done. This is gonna be one for the books

 

[AltisticRight]

Looking into it and all he has are cropped photos from Telegram, written in perfect English. I suspect this is some sort of 4D backgammon maneuver organized by groypers to give Ralph a pretext to appeal his ban under.

Unluckily for him, he's been reported nearly constantly for over a year, so claiming it was a spam reporting campaign by FUCKING AZOV BATTALION isn't going to work out.

Also, he followed up that statement by saying he hopes Putin murders the entire country of Ukraine and sells the survivors into literal slavery, kek. I'm sure that will go over well with Twitter staff.

I'm grabbing a copy of this stream the second he's done. This is gonna be one for the books

Yeah, looking at how hard he's trying to push this bullshit, it's likely a sock account ran by one of his paypigs/jannies.

 

[HackerX]

How do you think he'll try spin this as a win?

Jokes on you alogs. Ralph wanted to spend more time with his man-wife and child. Then proceeds to stream his entire day online.

 

[Sperglord666]

Also, he followed up that statement by saying he hopes Putin murders the entire country of Ukraine and sells the survivors into literal slavery, kek. I'm sure that will go over well with Twitter staff.

Last time I wished for anything close to that to happen to somebody was 9/11. I genuinely have 0 doubts that Ralph means this 100%.

 

[Sneed Weed]

From Jim's Chudbud, Ralph is going on a flagging spree starting with Cog

Link below

https://chudbuds.lol/@Jim/posts/ASenHVjaEGPeOFjvCi

 

[make_it_so]

taylor lorenz is more of a significant journalist than ralph is

And Taylor isn't even a journalist.

 

[Oxous]

Just turned on Ralph's show on a whim and was immediately greeted with:
"Fucking Azov Battalion went on air and took credit for getting my Twitter banned! They think I'm some kind of threat to their mission in America, apparently."

Lol. Lmao
Have we hit peak cope? Ralph can barely break 500 viewers nowadays and if someone is more than a degree of separation from the sektur they've never heard of him before in their life.

Just amazing. I know the people not hate watching him are retarded but are they really expected to believe a small military unit actively engaged in a war within their own borders have enough spare time to flag a literally who?

I'm flabbergasted lads

Azov Battalion can't get Gonzalo Lira banned from Twitter (or real life) but he thinks they managed to get him? Incredible delusion of grandeur.

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

Have you seen how fat he is?

Radar has also been recently calibrated for slow blimp-like objects.

 

[Waffle Stompin' Waffen]

 

[LanceHaver]

Given how desperately Ethan is pushing the narrative that the "real Azov battalion" struck his Twitter account down, to the point of using both of his sockpuppet accounts and ordering his cultists to spread it directly to Twitter support, it's important to clearly articulate that this group is FAKE.

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May: "@elonmusk do something! Your platform is being utilized to propagate cyber warfare against American citizens. #ReinstateRalph"

That is quite a reach. Also, #ReinstateRalph is not going to catch on, sorry bro

 

[Balthier]

Just turned on Ralph's show on a whim and was immediately greeted with:
"Fucking Azov Battalion went on air and took credit for getting my Twitter banned! They think I'm some kind of threat to their mission in America, apparently."

Lol. Lmao
Have we hit peak cope? Ralph can barely break 500 viewers nowadays and if someone is more than a degree of separation from the sektur they've never heard of him before in their life.

Just amazing. I know the people not hate watching him are retarded but are they really expected to believe a small military unit actively engaged in a war within their own borders have enough spare time to flag a literally who?

I'm flabbergasted lads

Merchantly rubbing my hands for the drug and booze-induced schizo arc.

 

[Waffle Stompin' Waffen]

May: "@elonmusk do something! Your platform is being utilized to propagate cyber warfare against American citizens. #ReinstateRalph"

That is quite a reach. Also, #ReinstateRalph is not going to catch on, sorry bro

>May


This really might be Ralph's final year. It's a pretty established thing that the elderly frequently pass away after their partner and that Twitter account meant more to him than anyone IRL.

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

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[Burd Turglar]

Ralph can barely break 500 viewers

It's truly mind boggling every time I run across weirdos who were honest to god Ralph fans. I hate to break it to you but shave a zero off there and you have the most optimistic number of unironic viewers. I'd peg him at closer to 25 with 50-75 hate watchers and the rest being gay manipulation from cozy.

 

[The Wokest]

One day in a facebook group about expats in Merida like this one or this one someone will post

Uhh Hello?
Has anyone of you seen this man in Merida:

He is my traveling buddy and we are staying together this time around but two days ago after we had some drinks at La Negrita Cantina I lost sight of him and he has not come back or made contact yet, I'm really worried because he was diagnosed with dementia recently on top of having other ailments.
His name is Ethan Oliver Ralph if you see him or know where he is please contact me I'm worried he's lost and hungry roaming the streets and god forbid he picks up a burger from the trash or something like that.

 

[ImNotJewish]

Ladys and gentlemen...they got him

 

[AnOminous]

This can't possibly have happened.

Could Ethan Ralph have just literally leaked his own password on stream?

How drunk would he have to be for that to have happened?

 

[Telemeter]

This can't possibly have happened.

Could Ethan Ralph have just literally leaked his own password on stream?

How drunk would he have to be for that to have happened?

Yes, he tried to create a chudbuds.lol account to beg Jim to come on stream, and wrote his password on plain text.

He uses the same password for everything.

 

[Mikoyan]

Yes, he tried to create a chudbuds.lol account to beg Jim to come on stream, and wrote his password on plain text.

He uses the same password for everything.

Why in the fuck did he think Jim would come on his stream THIS time?