🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Elmo]

The pig is probably raging. The only reason he was able to get guests on his show was due to fact that he was verified and had a high follower count.

Ralph should know what happens when you FAFO.

 

[Burd Turglar]

posting my favorite micro dick pic of Ralph.

Spoiler: NSFW pic

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You know how I know you're a deranged faggot? Outside of just saying that you have a favorite pic of Ralphs weird dick, you keep it on your computer at all times.

 

[Mango Cobra]

Hate Dick "I am playing a character but actually that character is just me" Masterson like you wouldn't believe.

Its shocking how he burned all his goodwill.

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

Its shocking how he burned all his goodwill.

Talking at length about how you want to rape children will do that.

 

[Mango Cobra]

Talking at length about how you want to rape children will do that.

Yeah, I just meant that how he went out of his way to do it.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

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Is it just me or things like this might help Harry getting possible restraining order against Ralph. People keep saying he should do it and has "enough" to get it but I'm never certain what actually has to happen for RO to be granted. I don't think vague posting insults on twitter, or hollering on cozy.gov should be grounds for RO. This mob directing probably would be taken into consideration in court.

Also LOL Ralph's been calling Harry, and LMAO being blueballed by Harry.


LOL sex is a chore for both of them, and Ralph feels emasculated by the fact that he's avoiding sex with her because of how emasculating it makes him feel. It's a magic circle. He compensates by publicly humiliating both of them by making announcements about engaging in activity most couples do as regularly as they brush their teeth.

Using public platforms to tell a father you are having sex with his daughter, on multiple occasions, as a means of harassing someone will qualify you for a RO.

 

[Justtocheck]

You know how I know you're a deranged faggot? Outside of just saying that you have a favorite pic of Ralphs weird dick, you keep it on your computer at all times.

You are wrong. I actually keep two. This one makes the dick look even smaller.

Spoiler: NSFL second pic

 

[Franz Joseph]

Hate Dick "I am playing a character but actually that character is just me" Masterson like you wouldn't believe.

Dick Masterson was always a bargain bin Dane Cook piece of shit.

 

[Burd Turglar]

You are wrong. I actually keep two. This one makes the dick look even smaller.

Spoiler: NSFL second pic

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Why the fuck did I click that.

 

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

There's no way it was just a couple of weens. There are three people who copped to it in this thread plus kween Keffals, I would say there were probably hundreds of people who reported him in total.

I imagine he'll be like Nick Fuentes was and just have a bunch of new accounts. Nick used SpongeBob names, Ralph will use wrasslin names. Different kind of kiddie shit.

I'm sure Ralph has many enemies as has been well documented here. The difference is most of them didn't immediately run here to get asspats for their brave reporting of Ralph's twitter. If his twitter had simply gone down, we'd all be laughing at him for getting what he deserves. As it stands, we won't have that.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

You are wrong. I actually keep two. This one makes the dick look even smaller.

Spoiler: NSFL second pic

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Why does it unspoiler things when you click “reply”

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

Elon Musk raped Ralph's twitter account behind and Arbys in 1998

 

[Justtocheck]

Why does it unspoiler things when you click “reply”

If you feel like answering to someone, you should have the balls to see what the other person is talking about.

 

[MadStan]

You can so see Ralphs fantasy. An old guy, with a compound, inviting the dumbest young women he can find who are Ok with multiple partners. It is so fucking sad.

Sad that it will never happen, and so sad because it is a vision shared by the complete and total male failures of this world. Those who never amounted to anything, failed in their field and settled for the company of low intellectual hominids that serve as cum bags slightly more convenient than the box of tissues in the bathroom.

imagine that your entire life is controlled by the donations of the lowest forms of males to be found anywhere, and that in fact you are a slave to their whims, needs, demands and you are forced to jump like a monkey for 12 hours a day in front of a microphone and video.

That is Ralphs life without any embellishment.

 

[SilkyJohnson]

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Wait, I thought this was just an edit you'd made. This is real!?

Lol. This nigga went from ebegging for a trip to Rome, to asking for money to fund his blue checkmark in the space of a couple of weeks. Life comes at you fast when you're a Ralphamale.

 

[chudbere]

He's tweeting from the Killstream account while live, says "RETWEET THIS RIGHT NOW!"


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[Sam Losco's Wife]

You are wrong. I actually keep two. This one makes the dick look even smaller.

That's a smol PP. It makes sense why Ralph is so angry all the time.

 

[GeeWilickers47]

It's very clear how the Ralphamale will respond. He'll buy back the Fed Shirt and Cowboy hat and Holler outside Twitter HQ until Elon responds to his challenge to a duel.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So funny that he’s saying “I don’t give a fuck, I’ll move everything to Gab right now” while also ban evading and begging people to march on Twitter HQ on his behalf. It’s almost as if he does in fact give a fuck.

 

[MeltyTW]

So funny that he’s saying “I don’t give a fuck, I’ll move everything to Gab right now” while also ban evading and begging people to march on Twitter HQ on his behalf. It’s almost as if he does in fact give a fuck.

It's like the fucking corn joke ralph we know you care, your fans do too, use another cope that has at least a atoms width of plausible deniability.