🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Sicko Hunter]

No Youtube channel, no Wikipedia article and no Twitter. This means to normies not entrenched in the sektor he basically doesn't exist anymore. If you google Ethan Ralph the top result is his banned twitter, a IMDB mocking him, an abandon Instagram with only 2k followers and his Rational Wiki article. lmao.

 

[ImNotJewish]

i lost my twitter pls donate

 

[byuu]

Null needs to delete this board - he's simply not notable enough anymore.
Even random trannies have a Twitter account.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

Proof yet again if it was needed the the Universe itself despises the idea of Ralph getting ahead.
In order the keep the balance, any large Ralphawin, must be followed by an equally large Ralphafail.
This is the way of the Universe, the Eternal Balance between Ahura Mazda and Ahriman, that keeps the cycle turning and the Daeva from breaking free from the Outer Darkness.

I think this might be more easily explained through a set of, well, call them the Laws of Lolcow Mechanics:

0. At any instant, a lolcow reacts to the baits applied to it at that instant.

1. Every lolcow continues in its state of seething, or of raging in a straight line, unless it is compelled to change that state by baits dangled in front of it.

2. The change of state of a lolcow is proportional to the bait dangled, and is made in the direction of the straight line in which that bait is dangled.

3. For every bait, there is an equal and opposite lol.

4. The total lolz of bringing together two smaller lolcows is the square of the sum of their individual lulz.

5. Baits add like vectors in accordance with the superposition principle.

QED.

 

[MeltyTW]

I don't want him to have his Twitter back necessarily but I really am starting to believe in the magic cycle. Im actually starting to get really curious of how he will ruin or even possibly end his life if he gets high off getting it back

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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Well at least it’s not Baked Alaska running around a fast food parking lot talking to random people about his twitter ban

 

[Truly Rural]

Is it just me or things like this might help Harry getting possible restraining order against Ralph. People keep saying he should do it and has "enough" to get it but I'm never certain what actually has to happen for RO to be granted. I don't think vague posting insults on twitter, or hollering on cozy.gov should be grounds for RO. This mob directing probably would be taken into consideration in court.

Also LOL Ralph's been calling Harry, and LMAO being blueballed by Harry.

Kinda weird that Ralph announces every time him and Meigh do spite sex now. Usually newlyweds can't keep their hands off each other but Ralph and Meigh are on a bi-weekly schedule already with the sole purpose of creating a spite baby, whew. Real dire in the Ralpha bedroom. Just make her buy a box of ovulation tests Ralph so you're not wasting seed you could be putting in a hooker instead.

LOL sex is a chore for both of them, and Ralph feels emasculated by the fact that he's avoiding sex with her because of how emasculating it makes him feel. It's a magic circle. He compensates by publicly humiliating both of them by making announcements about engaging in activity most couples do as regularly as they brush their teeth.

 

[Bepis]

Ralph, you obviously weren't banned for the word 'basically', retard. There's context.

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Never ceases to amaze me how he lies like a 5 year old who just got caught fighting with another kid.

 

[Gif Wizard]

Not sure if this is true or not but somone has taken responsibility for Ralph losing his Twitter.

 

[Nontent Poisoning]

Stolen from Twitter

 

[Sammich]

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GODDAMN IT.. I laughed at a dyn post..

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I just thought of something, all the times Ralph was slick and tweeted something out and instantly deleted it. I'm sure flaggots reported those tweets, and we know twitter can see your deleted tweets, so if they are manually reviewing they will see plenty of legitmate ToS violations. He has made many of them, very flagrantly, deleting them after a few minutes when they get archived to the farms doesn't mean that you didn't break the rules.

I'll be surprised if he gets his account back, I mean he hopes he does because I want him to call his wife a whore and his daughter a loose pussy trollop when they snake on him. However the dumb ass let his shield drop which kept him firewalled from flaggotry. If only he had paid his 8$ he might've continued to fly under the radar.

 

[Justtocheck]

I have nothing to add to this hilarious situation. Just posting my favorite micro dick pic of Ralph.

Spoiler: NSFW pic

 

[Hüftpriester]

Not sure if this is true or not but somone has taken responsibility for Ralph losing his Twitter.

This has to be a shit post. I refuse to believe that we live in a world where the azov battalion is responsible for getting Ralph kicked from twitter for being a pro-Putin shill.

I'll be surprised if he gets his account back

Any reasonable person reviewing his latest activity will see that he's been harassing Mr. Morris in a really bizarre way. The forced displays of public affection with Meigh, the "hey Harry, I just banged your daughter" tweet from Rome, etc. Imagine being the person reviewing that vile shit. Maybe it's a guy with daughters...I wonder if he would consider that harassment. It's not lookin good, Ralphamaniacs.

 

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[MeltyTW]

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basssseedd hahahhahaa get fugfed ralph. The walls are closing in whether you get Twitter back or not

 

[King Bradley]

No Youtube channel, no Wikipedia article and no Twitter. This means to normies not entrenched in the sektor he basically doesn't exist anymore. If you google Ethan Ralph the top result is his banned twitter, a IMDB mocking him, an abandon Instagram with only 2k followers and his Rational Wiki article. lmao.

The pig is probably raging. The only reason he was able to get guests on his show was due to fact that he was verified and had a high follower count.

 

[MadStan]

I was so upset today. I tried tweeting with Ralph and he was just gone. I had been involved in a sort of long distance relationship knowing Ethan had a thing for chicks with manly features.

I was right at the point of getting ready to send him a pic and then “poof!” He was gone from Twitter; so I’m just gonna drop it right here.

Tweet me back ralph you stud muffin.

 

[Booby Jones]

This has to be a shit post. I refuse to believe that we live in a world where the azov battalion is responsible for getting Ralph kicked from twitter for being a pro-Putin shill.

Any reasonable person reviewing his latest activity will see that he's been harassing Mr. Morris in a really bizarre way. The forced displays of public affection with Meigh, the "hey Harry, I just banged your daughter" tweet from Rome, etc. Imagine being the person reviewing that vile shit. Maybe it's a guy with daughters...I wonder if he would consider that harassment. It's not lookin good, Ralphamaniacs.

I don't understand most of his retarded attack plan myself, since if I was gonna attack an inlaw, I'm 100 percent positive he already knows I'm BANGIN HIS DAWTUR so saying it while ragepigging would only embarrass me and my H'wife. But maybe it's cause I'm not a parent but I doubly don't understand how saying firstborn is a multiplier for OWNdamage. Makes me think it's just projection because the midget only cares about his FIRSTBORN SON YALL.

 

[Journoscum]

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Hate Dick "I am playing a character but actually that character is just me" Masterson like you wouldn't believe.