Active shooting in Hood River, OR

https://www.koin.com/news/oregon/hood-river-police-responding-to-active-shooter-situation/

PORTLAND, Ore. (KOIN) — Hood River police say they are responding to an active shooter situation near a local Dairy Queen.

At 12.41 p.m. on Thursday, the Hood River Police Department announced they are evacuating residents from the area of Clearwater Lane and advising people to stay away from the vicinity due to an active shooter situation.

The Hood River County School District said that they placed local schools in “secure status” while law enforcement handles the situation — secure status means students and staff are safe inside the buildings, but no one may enter or exit the schools.

Few other details are available at this time

 

[NoReturn]

It's crazy how all these shootings are happening in the gun ban happy west coast.

If anyone can find it, I recommend watching this episode of Kino's Journey. It works as a stand-alone parable (both in the original episode and the remake episode).

 

[MusicBox32]

It is a large grocery store chain. Though I see the confusion. The only Safeways on the West Coast are supermarkets while on the East Coast, they are gas stations.

Former East Coaster, all the Safeways around me were regular grocery stores. Never even seen one with a gas station, I dont think. They are or were part of the same company as Randalls and Albertsons and are all pretty similar

 

[Xarpho's Return]

It is a large grocery store chain. Though I see the confusion. The only Safeways on the West Coast are supermarkets while on the East Coast, they are gas stations.

Sometimes one-off convenience stores have the same name as real grocery stores. Besides, if the shooter wanted to cause a ruckus near a Safeway store, he wouldn't be the first.

 

[DankSmoker]

Local news says it's at a Safeway.

Safeway, Dairy Queen? How 'bout I go to none of 'em?

 

[Duke Nukem]

Omaha is pretty lit (for being Nebraska).
Heard Foster the People play "Pumped up Kicks" live at one of the casinos on the river, was okay.

It's like the only song they're known for, it actually used to be played at school events until they figured out its meaning.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Lol, Hood River.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Watch every progressive on social media breathe a huge sigh of relief when the shooter turns out to be a white guy.

There's practically no black people in Hood River, it'd be pretty remarkable if the shooter isn't either white or Mexican.

 

[pwnest injun]

Hood River means it's probably a white tweaker, maybe Hispanic.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

My money is on a Native American from the nearby rez!

Come on, Buffallo Fuckers, you can do it! Get those numbers up!

 

[WonderWino]

Local news says it's at a Safeway.

Cleanup in aisle 4 jokes incoming

Its a weird place to go on a shooting spree

Never get between Paul Harrell and his Dairy Queen flurry!

Twist ending: the shooter went nuts after they ran out of orange julius mix and those shitty rubbery scallops for the $5 meal deals

Unless its an autist then it was obvious a lack of chicken tendies for said meal deal instead of scallops

 

[Looney Troons]

Is that some kinda convenience store? Sounds like someone got... inconvenienced then.

Grabbag and Duke’s voice played in my head during the ellipses.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I've never been west of Nebraska so I wouldn't know. Also I wouldn't recommend Nebraska unless you really fucking love corn.

Nebraska is probably the only state west of the Mississippi I have never been been to somehow. Having been to other GP states, I think I know what I am missing and it isn't much. If you love corn though, should go to SD. They have a Corn Palace.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Too bad I would have enjoyed to see some Pikachu surprised faces from these progressives if the shooter was black.

Progs do not react at all once discovering a shooter was melinated. They disengage, delete any tweets on the matter and pretend like it didn't happen.

 

[Sweeter and Savoury]

Is it weird that I want it to be another deranged Asian shooter? You know to keep the streak going.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Nebraska is probably the only state west of the Mississippi I have never been been to somehow. Having been to other GP states, I think I know what I am missing and it isn't much. If you love corn though, should go to SD. They have a Corn Palace.

I was expecting this

But instead got this


My disappointment is immeasurable.

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

>shooting
>Hood River

Sounds like the hood alright.

 

[DankSmoker]

>shooting
>Hood River

Sounds like the hood alright.

Go fishing there and you only catch bullhead, it's the darnedest thing.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Cleanup in aisle 4 jokes incoming

Its a weird place to go on a shooting spree


Twist ending: the shooter went nuts after they ran out of orange julius mix and those shitty rubbery scallops for the $5 meal deals

Unless its an autist then it was obvious a lack of chicken tendies for said meal deal instead of scallops

Sadly, my local Dairy Queen doesn't carry Orange Julius anymore. They promoted the drink as a national item for several years but now it's down to OJ stores and select franchisees I guess

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Too bad I would have enjoyed to see some Pikachu surprised faces from these progressives if the shooter was black.

The shocked faces would have been about seeing a black dude in Hood River.