Ok I must be retarded from too many hours at my stupid job to understand this latest bullshit from Gunt.
At some point between Mexico and New York, Gunt forgets that normies really hate when you lose your shit and start yelling, so family Gunt get yeeted from the flight. In New York, in order to save face for getting kick off a flight Gunt turns to Mrs. Gunt and says "I have a brilliant idea. Let's pretend that we had a fight on the plane, you and the kid left me, and that I'm off to Italy on my own."
Given that Mrs. Gunt's IQ is about the same as room temperature in Celsius she clomps her hooves twice for yes and is rewarded with a sugar cube. Gunt then goes on a Twitter spree to "own the alogs" by calling Mrs. Gunt a whore, claiming he has no family, threating to release revenge porn, claiming that Mrs. Gunt's sister sucked the Memphis .10, and that Gunt will be visiting Italy alone. Complete with pictures without Mrs. Gunt in them.
The various people who monitor Gunt's twitter run with the narrative Mr. & Mrs. Gunt have split while the Gunt couple watch KF and other sources and have a good laugh. Then when the amusement is too much, Mr. & Mrs. Gunt jump online and proclaim they "owned the alogs" and won 10D chess using Monopoly pieces, a playing card with poker rules on it, and a post-it-note with a reminder to buy more Tequila.
Leaving me with a handful of questions. How is this the idea of an adult? How do Mr. & Mrs. Gunt cloth, feed, and other minor things of life themselves and an infant? How is this a win? Am I retarded for reading this thread?
