[Poll] Ethan Ralph's marriage to May - How owned will Null be?

Will Ethan Ralph finally marry May?

  • No, Ralph is too big of a pussy to marry May

    Votos: 74 7.9%

  • No, the Ralphamale can't be tied down to a single whore!

    Votos: 225 24.0%

  • Yes, fuck you Josh Moon!

    Votos: 637 68.1%
  • Total de votantes
    936
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Fuzzy Sweetheart dijo:
I think Ralph married May to spite her dad not Null. If it were to prove Null wrong he would have done it a long time ago.
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Nope, 80% to spite Null, 10% so she can't testify against Ralph, 10% to spite Morris.

The Morris stuff just happened to happen right about now and gave Ralph the final push, but it's mostly to spite Null.

The proof is in the sequence of events:
1 . Ralph is obsessed with Null being a "broke dick pedophile". He brings it up apropos of nothing for over a year, same as he now does for Jim disease.
2. Ralph has continuously stated that he hates children and doesn't want any and quoted all the Democrat talking points as his reasoning multiple times.
2. Null posts a blog stating he thinks the ultimate goal in life is to have a family. This post is completely irrelevant to the topic of Ralph.
-> 4. This post not even aimed at him makes Ralph go into a rut and Just months later he impregnates Faith and goes in a victory tour over how virile he is and how much of a "broke dick pedophile" Null is.
5. The whole thing falls apart and Ralph mentions in leaked DMs how he doesn't care to ever see Xander.
6. Null says Ralph is a dead beat father.
- > 7. Ralph immediately starts talking about how he's going to be there for his son and he's going to reject the paper abortion Vickers offered him to make Ralph go away forever.
8. Ralph impregnates Pantsu and goes on another victory lap about how virile he is and how much of a "broke dick pedophile" Null is.
9. Null starts calling Pantsu a forever-fiancee.
-> 10. Ralph immediately states he's going to marry Pantsu at the Bowling event.
11. Turns out Ralph can't stand Pantsu and starts taking monthly trips to Vegas while she's pregnant, culminating in Portugal 1, Ralph explicitly says on video he is going to Portugal to spite Andy Warsky (LOL).
12. At this time Metokur tells Ralph he is a dead beat father too.
-> 13 Ralph immediately goes full hog on the custodial battle to spite not just Null, but also Metokur (needed that extra push to be extra retarded)
14. After the beating, Null warns Ralph to never go aboard, he is a wigger and can't handle life outside the US, he should specially avoid Mexico.
-> 15 Ralph goes to Portugal again, this time to spite Null instead of Warski, gets beaten again
16. Null does an Inception bit where he plays the same warning from 14 to Ralph after Portugal 2, with the same warning to specially avoid Mexico.
-> 17 Ralph moves to Mexico.
18. Null keeps calling Pantsu a forever fiancee again.
-> 19 Ralph announces again that he is marrying Pantsu during one of his events
20. Ralph gets in a fight with Harry Morris
-> 21 Ralph marries Pantsu, after threatening to marry her for almost 2 years to spite Josh (Just like he had two kids, went to Portugo 2, and moved to Mexico to spite Null) because, just like Metokur did for the custody battle, Morris gave Ralph the final push to do it.


I think you just don't quite get how much power Nulls holds over Ralph, he's basically Josh's a spite marionette. It is hard to believe, but that's just what it is. Ralph blames Josh and KF (who in his damaged brain is synonymous with Josh) for every single bad thing in his life.
 
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I know the general idea is that Ralph didn't want to marry Pantsu but was forced to do so to try to pry a single W from webmaster Jersh's typing hands, but imho he wanted to in order to grift better with the Cozy people but delayed it until the year was over because his ego couldn't take the idea of winning the Julay for lolcow of the year. He knew that even MA'AMburgler Keffals from ACKdonald's would succumb to a horse/pig Elvis-themed Vegas wedding, and he was probably right.
 
Triple Flutz dijo:
I know the general idea is that Ralph didn't want to marry Pantsu but was forced to do so to try to pry a single W from webmaster Jersh's typing hands, but imho he wanted to in order to grift better with the Cozy people but delayed it until the year was over because his ego couldn't take the idea of winning the Julay for lolcow of the year. He knew that even MA'AMburgler Keffals from ACKdonald's would succumb to a horse/pig Elvis-themed Vegas wedding, and he was probably right.
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Both the wedding announcements were made after Josh explicitly stated that Ralph would never marry May.
 
Wendy's Chili dijo:
DAUM IT PANTSU HOW DA FWUCK AM I GONNA FIT THIS FWUCKING NUGGET IN THIS FWUCKIN' SMALL ASS HONEY MUSTARD PACKET BITCH?
FUCK THIS SHIT!
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You have the right spirit, but the lesser Arkansas Gunt (Lardum Asinus) is a creature of habit:
Ralphsdream.jpg
 
cybertoaster dijo:
Can any incels lurking here explain me how you can't get any but ralph does?
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Set your sights low enough you're bound to score.

Also, deal drugs. It brings all the skanks out.
Telemeter dijo:
Nope, 80% to spite Null, 10% so she can't testify against Ralph, 10% to spite Morris.

The Morris stuff just happened to happen right about now and gave Ralph the final push, but it's mostly to spite Null.

The proof is in the sequence of events:
1 . Ralph is obsessed with Null being a "broke dick pedophile". He brings it up apropos of nothing for over a year, same as he now does for Jim disease.
2. Ralph has continuously stated that he hates children and doesn't want any and quoted all the Democrat talking points as his reasoning multiple times.
2. Null posts a blog stating he thinks the ultimate goal in life is to have a family. This post is completely irrelevant to the topic of Ralph.
-> 4. This post not even aimed at him makes Ralph go into a rut and Just months later he impregnates Faith and goes in a victory tour over how virile he is and how much of a "broke dick pedophile" Null is.
5. The whole thing falls apart and Ralph mentions in leaked DMs how he doesn't care to ever see Xander.
6. Null says Ralph is a dead beat father.
- > 7. Ralph immediately starts talking about how he's going to be there for his son and he's going to reject the paper abortion Vickers offered him to make Ralph go away forever.
8. Ralph impregnates Pantsu and goes on another victory lap about how virile he is and how much of a "broke dick pedophile" Null is.
9. Null starts calling Pantsu a forever-fiancee.
-> 10. Ralph immediately states he's going to marry Pantsu at the Bowling event.
11. Turns out Ralph can't stand Pantsu and starts taking monthly trips to Vegas while she's pregnant, culminating in Portugal 1, Ralph explicitly says on video he is going to Portugal to spite Andy Warsky (LOL).
12. At this time Metokur tells Ralph he is a dead beat father too.
-> 13 Ralph immediately goes full hog on the custodial battle to spite not just Null, but also Metokur (needed that extra push to be extra retarded)
14. After the beating, Null warns Ralph to never go aboard, he is a wigger and can't handle life outside the US, he should specially avoid Mexico.
-> 15 Ralph goes to Portugal again, this time to spite Null instead of Warski, gets beaten again
16. Null does an Inception bit where he plays the same warning from 14 to Ralph after Portugal 2, with the same warning to specially avoid Mexico.
-> 17 Ralph moves to Mexico.
18. Null keeps calling Pantsu a forever fiancee again.
-> 19 Ralph announces again that he is marrying Pantsu during one of his events
20. Ralph gets in a fight with Harry Morris
-> 21 Ralph marries Pantsu, after threatening to marry her for almost 2 years to spite Josh (Just like he had two kids, went to Portugo 2, and moved to Mexico to spite Null) because, just like Metokur did for the custody battle, Morris gave Ralph the final push to do it.


I think you just don't quite get how much power Nulls holds over Ralph, he's basically Josh's a spite marionette. It is hard to believe, but that's just what it is. Ralph blames Josh and KF (who in his damaged brain is synonymous with Josh) for every single bad thing in his life.
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Agreed. Ralph hates Null more than he hates Rape 'Em Ronnie, because Null was the first one to call a spade a spade and declare that Ralph was the next on the chopping block, bloodsports-wise. Ralph sees this as the cause of his downfall; not the pills, not the drinking, not his wigger attitude and behavior, but one forum-owning retard in Bumfuck Slavland who sounded the dinner bell and sent the dogs after him. It's a betrayal worse than Daddy Jim, because without Null's interference, Daddy Jim would still love him.
 
I like the reason they got married in Vegas wasn't because Pantsu wanted to get married in Vegas but because the NFL playoffs start this weekend and the Ralphamale needs to head over to Ceasar's and make some bets bitches.
 
Telemeter dijo:
Nope, 80% to spite Null, 10% so she can't testify against Ralph, 10% to spite Morris.

The Morris stuff just happened to happen right about now and gave Ralph the final push, but it's mostly to spite Null.

The proof is in the sequence of events:
1 . Ralph is obsessed with Null being a "broke dick pedophile". He brings it up apropos of nothing for over a year, same as he now does for Jim disease.
2. Ralph has continuously stated that he hates children and doesn't want any and quoted all the Democrat talking points as his reasoning multiple times.
2. Null posts a blog stating he thinks the ultimate goal in life is to have a family. This post is completely irrelevant to the topic of Ralph.
-> 4. This post not even aimed at him makes Ralph go into a rut and Just months later he impregnates Faith and goes in a victory tour over how virile he is and how much of a "broke dick pedophile" Null is.
5. The whole thing falls apart and Ralph mentions in leaked DMs how he doesn't care to ever see Xander.
6. Null says Ralph is a dead beat father.
- > 7. Ralph immediately starts talking about how he's going to be there for his son and he's going to reject the paper abortion Vickers offered him to make Ralph go away forever.
8. Ralph impregnates Pantsu and goes on another victory lap about how virile he is and how much of a "broke dick pedophile" Null is.
9. Null starts calling Pantsu a forever-fiancee.
-> 10. Ralph immediately states he's going to marry Pantsu at the Bowling event.
11. Turns out Ralph can't stand Pantsu and starts taking monthly trips to Vegas while she's pregnant, culminating in Portugal 1, Ralph explicitly says on video he is going to Portugal to spite Andy Warsky (LOL).
12. At this time Metokur tells Ralph he is a dead beat father too.
-> 13 Ralph immediately goes full hog on the custodial battle to spite not just Null, but also Metokur (needed that extra push to be extra retarded)
14. After the beating, Null warns Ralph to never go aboard, he is a wigger and can't handle life outside the US, he should specially avoid Mexico.
-> 15 Ralph goes to Portugal again, this time to spite Null instead of Warski, gets beaten again
16. Null does an Inception bit where he plays the same warning from 14 to Ralph after Portugal 2, with the same warning to specially avoid Mexico.
-> 17 Ralph moves to Mexico.
18. Null keeps calling Pantsu a forever fiancee again.
-> 19 Ralph announces again that he is marrying Pantsu during one of his events
20. Ralph gets in a fight with Harry Morris
-> 21 Ralph marries Pantsu, after threatening to marry her for almost 2 years to spite Josh (Just like he had two kids, went to Portugo 2, and moved to Mexico to spite Null) because, just like Metokur did for the custody battle, Morris gave Ralph the final push to do it.


I think you just don't quite get how much power Nulls holds over Ralph, he's basically Josh's a spite marionette. It is hard to believe, but that's just what it is. Ralph blames Josh and KF (who in his damaged brain is synonymous with Josh) for every single bad thing in his life.
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I am not entirely sure that this is entirely troo, but rather that it's a convenient scapegoat for all of Ralph's troubles because he could very easily externalise and shift the blame for his own undoings onto some other source (which he often does). KF is this amorphous (mostly) anonymous entity that he can project all of his frustration onto without having to delineate the specifics of wrongdoings or for what exact reason. As you said, he can then concentrate all of that negative projection energy into his little would be voodoo doll he calls Josh and then take out all of his frustration out on it. I suppose that's better than choking out women or ignoring his family members or stuffing his face full of cake or pouring whiskey down his gullet.

At the end of the day, his "worst enemies" AKA KF are his only friends. KF are the only people who remotely give a fuck about him, give a pittance of their attention or even postulate about his life. Sisco will move on, Beardson and Nick don't care, Baked will switch his grift. Nice knowing you, fatass!

Let the record show that he has and always will value his "celebrity status" (or lack thereof) over the well-being of his family members, "loved" ones and even his own children. He does not consider these individuals as real people; they're all just objects to him (women, children, those he can't consider useful anymore). The epitome of selfishness.
 
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