[Poll] Ethan Ralph's marriage to May - How owned will Null be?

Will Ethan Ralph finally marry May?

  • No, Ralph is too big of a pussy to marry May

    Votos: 74 7.9%
  • No, the Ralphamale can't be tied down to a single whore!

    Votos: 225 24.0%
  • Yes, fuck you Josh Moon!

    Votos: 637 68.1%

  • Total de votantes
    936
Somehow American Drachenlord earnes more money and has more success with women then the original.
Damn.

Doesn't change the fact that Ragepig gonna Rage.
 
Both hold events that go terribly wrong filled with things that don't belong on this earth anymore.

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Call me crazy, but I think it would be pretty kino if they both had a long marriage and Ralph becomes a family man while raising his daughter.
A happy ending after all that's happened would be unexpected.
 
Both hold events that go terribly wrong filled with things that don't belong on this earth anymore.

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Okay but Hammond was cool and did cool shit and had money. Hammond’s mistake is employing a fat guy who wanted money and spends all his time on the computer while not caring about the consequences of his actions. Ralph problem is that he’s the fat guy who wants money and spends all his time on the computer while not caring about the consequences of his actions.
 
OK I don't follow the Ethan Ralph too closely so someone has to explain to me why that normal appearing, fairly attractive woman is marrying him. Did her father kill himself yet?
Get ready for this shit...
That woman is Pantsu, former long term girlfriend of tranny pedophile Digibro, and she has expressed openly many times that she loves lolicon.
She got together with Ralph to own Digi and it culminated in this fight you may remember: https://youtu.be/fJDSBA_VO4Y
Ralph later impregnated her and it resulted in the birth of the second demon child, Cozy Rozy.
A few months ago, Ralph moved to Mexico (yes, seriously) in an attempt to dodge Vickers' legal servicing and also probably to save money.
He had actually maintained a good relationship with Pantsu's family, and he was using her father (Harry Morris) as a go between for shipping merchandise.
Ralph left a shitload of his belongings with Harry Morris, and he also sent all of the Ralphamania (wrestling even Ralph is throwing in a few days) merchandise to Morris' house, including the $2k champion belt Ralph had made.
Last month, Ralph got in an internet slapfight with Pantsu's sister and basically called her a whore or whatever.
This led Harry to "lose" the $2k belt and start breaking tons of Ralph's personal items publicly; his twitter is: https://twitter.com/HMo1166
Ralph left with Morris the following items: Ralph's father's archery bow, (maybe) Ralph's mother's ashes, the Chris Chan shirt, the shirt from the gunt picture in Knoxville, all of Ralph's hats, the Josh Moon Kid Diddler hat, some childhood BB gun I don't know the lore behind, the $2k Ralphamania champion belt, all the shirts that were to be sold at Ralphamania, etc.
He left all of that but made sure to take his bowling trophy that he awarded himself at the bowling invitational last year.
Harry Morris has sold all of this shit on ebay and I think the listings ended yesterday. Morris was also swatted two days ago as a result of all this.
Morris breaking and selling most of this shit is actually entirely legal because of how long Ralph left the things at his house, it is legally Morris' property.
Ralph literally only married Pantsu to own her father Vickers II aka Harry Morris. I think Pantsu is going through with this because she's retarded, and also maybe for alimony or something idk.
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Oh and by the way, Morris is the one that doxed Ralph for being in Mexico lol. You're welcome for the spoonfeed, faggot.
 
I'm too lazy and stupid to look through the entire thread, but has someone already made the "You're gonna marry that gunt" joke?

I swear to God, nothing is more metaphoric than these people pretending to have their wedding officiated by a drug addicted man who died on the toilet taking a shit.
Wasn't Elvis also into disturbingly young girls too? I wonder if that ticked a box for these two as well.
 
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Imagine dressing so poorly for something important like your wedding you make sargon’s Applebee’s manager get up look good. There’s no way this will last
 

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