perhaps the most retarded idea I've ever had (Registered Agent Edition)

[Miller]

I'd need to discuss it with a lawyer to figure out what would be most fair and legal.

Just don't ask Rekieta or his advices will lead you to the electric chair.
Talk to a proper lawyer.

 

[Fomo Hoire]

The only thing I can think of to make that idea more retarded is if you find someone coming out of jail or a halfway house and offer them housing in exchange scanning your emails and shit.

Not necessarily retarded. Putting up a recently released inmate against the job description...

1. Answer the phone.

Prison YouTube has led me to believe that inmates love the phone and the real problem will be getting them to stop their personal calls long enough for anyone to call in.

2. Scan my mail.

This might be a problem, I've heard tale of prisoners who couldn't figure out sinks upon release (they assumed all faucets were twisty and couldn't figure out a push handle, or vice versa). They can probably be trained though?

3. Forward my mail if requested.

I'm sure prisoners of all people know how to send a letter, they've probably sent more letters locked up than kids these day have done in their entire lifetime. (and if the prisoner was a lonely fuck who didn't have anyone to mail, they probably wouldn't want to admit).

4. Handle being visited by trannies and antifa without doing anything stupid.

Like anyone who had to deal with prison politics is going to be afraid of a few troons.

5. Handle being swatted by trannies pretty much constantly.

This could go two ways. On one hand, the cops know who they are, so the cops already distrust them. On the other hand, the cops know their record, and may notice that the troon's claims don't line up with the excons record.

6. Not sell information to bad actors

Not listed by Null but is important so I'm adding it. Honestly, I would not trust anyone with a criminal record with this, but I don't know that I'd trust anyone willing to do the job with this either.

Sounds like the kind of person who could be trusted to happily interface with the mail and phone systems without being afraid of troons. They might need a little training on modern technology depending on how long they've been incarcerated for, and the main issue would be them trying to make some cash on the side.

 

[Quintus]

How long would someone need have lived in said states to qualify?

 

[Rickenbacker]

It’s definitely out here but you would definitely need to train the guy to hide us tracks as much as humanly possible because people will 100% try to fuck with him irl.

 

[Raiken]

to bad null cut ties with him and he is so god damn stupid, otherwise chris may have his perfect job when he gets out.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I can't wait to see what The Kiwifarms HR department ends up looking like

I hope it's diverse

 

[The Niggler]

I don't keep up with Cobra that much but is he really that inept? He already hates trannies, is too retarded to sell the information to bad faith actors and is used to getting trolled by people
If he can do the menial tasks required that a fucking monkey could, he'd be perfect for the job.

 

[Brahma]

Yay, we're going to get a real live tranny janny

Read the op, needs to be a natural person, not a man-made horror beyond our comprehension

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

What does it mean to lapse in good standing without a registered agent?

 

[demicolon]

Even more retarded than previous ones?

 

[Jacob Schiff]

But what would we call it?

Little house on the farm
Wyoming troon massacre
The house that Joshua built
The Office (kiwifarms adaptation)

 

[Kulee Baba]

to bad null cut ties with him and he is so god damn stupid, otherwise chris may have his perfect job when he gets out.

In an even more disturbing universe Joshua Moon Tate would have set up a house with 24/7 Webcams and charge Kiwis $50 a month to watch a motherfucker waddle around a mobile home.

Real Top G shit right there.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

I would actually be willing to do this other than answering the phone but them's the breaks. Good luck regardless.

 

[Male Idiot]

I wouldn't mind doing this but I'm not in the USA alas. I don't think Hungarian address would work for Dear Feeder's needs.

 

[Heinous McAnus]

This idea is retarded, solely as mentioned a million time the human trust factor is to much to risk. IF you had someone you had known irl and trusted enough for this, IF said trusted person was loyal AND could handle swattings, pizzas, and unannounced troons screeching at their door. THEN you've got the whole landlord thing. I would say as a simple minded idiot, abandon this idea, throw it off the rock, do not let it pass go, abortski this mfer.

edit to add: If this does go down... please set up livestreams, ill pay to watch sperg house.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

If I were an American, I would love to live in the KiwiFarms house and get a daily tranny freak show to laugh at.

 

[Kulee Baba]

I would actually be willing to do this other than answering the phone but them's the breaks. Good luck regardless.

If I were fantastically wealthy/retired or just forced into early retirement due to a medical condition I'd do it for the lulz.

Sadly I can't afford to lose my career, can't get much better than head programmer at Valve.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Your entire plan is banking on their being a neet who will sacrifice any chance they had for a normal happy life to live in what will either be a shitty room in the ghetto or some box in the middle of nowhere, to do all your paperwork, take every call, and deal with being completely doxed and at risk to literal harassment. And they’ll be doing this for what’s effectively fuck all in terms of pay, going by the fact you’ve said repeatedly you’re barely getting buy with finances, and whatever they can convince Uncle Sam to give them because lol if there’s a chance of getting another job while doing this.

Literally would be easier for you to move back home and just get yourself some self defense.

 

[Aspiring Artist]

@Null check your email

No way! Digital pipe bomb??

 

[peach tea]

I own my home. Don’t plan on leaving until I die, and even then I’ll be buried here. I also don’t work outside of the home.