perhaps the most retarded idea I've ever had (Registered Agent Edition)

[ASeabear8952]

Absolutely not Cobes. As much as I’d love to see that his alcoholic ass will fuck it up plus his liver will probably give out within the next five years.

 

[White Devil]

If you choose New Mexico, absolutely avoid Albuquerque, Santa Fe (lol if you can even afford anything there), or places like Espanola. Avoid anything right next door to a reservation.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

I'd need to discuss it with a lawyer to figure out what would be most fair and legal.

I genuinely think you should go with your first gut instinct and hire KingCobraJFS. I trusted him enough to buy some of that soap he is always talking about and it changed my life, it smells amazing and my girl unironically loves it.

Plus come on, how can you not trust this face?

 

[FinnSven]

Hire Tommie Tooter.

Joking of course!

It’s not a retarded idea, it is just that you will have to get the exact person capable of doing it, and I am not sure such a person exists.

They would need Hunter S Thompson or Howard Stern levels of sheer no fucks given.

A lolcow like that king cobra moron would cause more problems than he would fix.

I am sure there are plenty of nut jobs who post here who think they would be up for it, but they would soon find that if they want a relationship, friends or anything else normal, the constant stalking and harassment from Troons and weens would put them off.

Maybe ask some Serbians? Someone who doesn’t speak English and would socialize with people offensive and terrible enough that Troons are either outright ignored or frightened away by their clear lack of regard for human life would work?

 

[Merry]

Your Albert Speer, so to speak

 

[xXEddie.DurellXx]

im totally down i am already looking to move somewhere and this sounds interesting

 

[0230-KL191]

I'll be your house sitter null

 

[WolfeTone]

I wanna hang out with Cobes making cherry burgers and collecting retard mail, that sounds like fun lol

 

[Negg]

Assuming the crackhead you hire doesn't try to rob you it's equally as likely someone will arson your property and not be prosecuted.

 

[Rommelbutt]

Maybe Stinky DooDoo Ape, the kiwi farms telegram chat mod, could move to the US and do it. I can see him having fun when trannies think they can just show up and be dumb.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

How handling null's mail would be like.

 

[Ol' Slag]

@Null Are the states you mentioned the only ones which would be useable? I could float the idea to a friend but those states won't work.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

ngl this sounds like a fucking blast
Make a reality show of it

 

[Doctor Venture]

If you open to the idea of states other than the ones listed I'd throw my name on it it would probably make my life a living hell honestly but yall only live once. And unfortunately I sorta see nulls points about internet censorship yada yada yada fuck the trannys.
Needs: Internet connection, food, roof thats about it.

 

[unexpected onions]

That house will get burned down.

 

[Bundychu]

Whoever lives in the house would be constantly targeted by trannies, and I’d genuinely fear for their life (if not just their mental sanity)

 

[Consider Lizärds]

Might be an effective "off Wall Street" solution, or one step closer to having a gimp.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

The only thing I can think of to make that idea more retarded is if you find someone coming out of jail or a halfway house and offer them housing in exchange scanning your emails and shit.

 

[Muttley]

Woah! Joshua Moon needs me? Okay, I'll do it. I'm going to bat for you, Null!

I’m Joshua Moon’s top guy.

 

[BrainProlapse]

Problem with this is anyone who would do this for you is either:
A: Too retarded/exceptional to be trusted to do it
B: Too fucking stupid to realize the tranny-themed nightmare they're signing themselves up for

Hope you can figure things out though, and make sure to budget in for ammunition and barbed wire