perhaps the most retarded idea I've ever had (Registered Agent Edition)

[Skint]

Not a bad idea, assuming you'll find someone stoic enough to handle all the flavor-of-the-month cultists visiting the property. Getting some decent security cameras and barred windows is a must.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

null should see if he could get in nice with a mormon community in nowhere utah. strangers don't want to stir shit in those neighborhoods. but he'll prob have to become mormon tho, huge downside lmao

 

[Fools Idol]

So you need a person belligerent enough person to deal with troons properly but smart enough to not chimp out. This person also needs to have the spare time and mental ability to dedicate themselves to these tasks for relatively money and be happy to live in this shit hole you buy. Seems like a reach to me.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

If I had literally nothing of worth going in my life and I lived in one of those shithole states, I would feel like this is a fun opportunity to do something in the short term. Alas, I am not a reddit power mod tranny.

 

[Jacob Schiff]

For this to work, the person living in this house has to be black, transgender, and body positive.

Offer a cow like this to have their thread deleted taking on the Kiwi secretary task, and then don’t delete it:

1. Average tranny would stab other trannies in the back to save their own
2. Would never visit the farms to maintain their remaining shred of mental health, and discover the thread existing

 

[Negg]

inb4 application process for something Null suddenly drops and then all that info is passed onto the glowniggers holding his leash.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

If you find yourself forced to look further west and north, let me know, but I doubt the search will get that desperate.

 

[D.Va]

me, the kiwifarms registered agent, in the castle doctrine state, sitting on the rocking chair in the dark easy-to-break-into room polishing my AR-15

 

[choccy milk]

There's no way this doesn't turn out horribly.

I say go for it!!!!! Sneedtopia 2k23

 

[Lame Entropy]

This would seriously require a mental health evaluation lol so good luck finding someone willing and stable. Shit, maybe you'd need to be some level of crazy to be able to handle your public address and association with KF making you a target for trannies and everyone that hates the forum and Null. I really don't know but I can already see Ethan live streaming from the front yard.

 

[Fools Idol]

If I had literally nothing of worth going in my life and I lived in one of those shithole states, I would feel like this is a fun opportunity to do something in the short term. Alas, I am not a reddit power mod tranny.

I suppose that 's the real irony here, the people who meet the criteria of being poor enough, having the spare time and ability to do these jobs while living in a shithole are probably trannies.

 

[ShitLurker]

Holyyyyyy shit! Godspeed to anyone with the sheer grit to deal with the constant tranny assault. Also constantly stream the porch, odds are a lot of wacky shit worth sharing will happen.

 

[Klaptrap]

Honestly I think the best bet would be to enlist one of those 2A auditors who are not only used to harassment and drama, but crave it.

I also think whoever suggested a highly right-leaning rural area is on to something. One of those properties so obscured by thick overgrowth and a quarter-mile long driveway, you don’t even know it’s there. Trump flags and pro-police signage as you approach the gate.

Nool you need the calmest, chillest 1A or 2A auditor to live there.
Right-wing semi-rural/rural area in a red state. Thankfully, after the 3rd or 4th swatting the police will start to calm down.
You also need an ironclad contract, because at the end of the day any auditor has the potential to start making a fuss or trying to squat, a red state will also help there.
Maintenance is going to be the real killer.
Stream the porch, split donos to sweeten the pot. No tts

 

[SauceRyuKen]

If European villages are an option, you can get houses for pretty damn cheap here. Places are empty and out of the way enough that weirdos wouldn't even come knocking. I know people who would happily take the chance to be a secretary for a vaguely freeze peach related forum, even. Too bad it probably has to be in Burgerland.

 

[Fatniggo1488]

I'd do it either an Islamic area, or a place with a lot of gang bangers. Basically anywhere antifa and trannies wouldn't be able to constantly stir shit up.

 

[ShitLurker]

I suppose that 's the real irony here, the people who meet the criteria of being poor enough, having the spare time and ability to do these jobs while living in a shithole are probably trannies.

Isn't there a certain rage hog that ticks a few of those boxes

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

You should reach out to DSP, he lives in a gated community dood.

 

[JoshPlz]

The agent would have to be loyal and have nothing to lose. If it's just some homeless junkie, the troons would simply crowdfund and offer him more money than you to buy him out. It has to be just the right kind of insanity.
Maybe someone homeless who hates trannies and niggers with a passion.

You may also want to get a good life insurance for the guy.

 

[Casval Rem Deikun]

Why don't you buy land on a rez? It's cheap because no one wants to live there, tribal cops won't give a shit about internet bullshit, and it will be out of the way enough that not many trannies would make the journey to harass your live-in serf.

Oh shit that's a good point @Null, try lawyers on the Indian reservations and the lawyers there are always doing some sort of grift for non-native business's as they play by completely different rules and you don't have to worry about swatting due to rez law enforcement being grossly under funded and stretched to patrol the whole reservation.
Definitely try lawyers on the rez of Wyoming and South Dakota they have been known to be cheap and easy.

 

[888Flux]

Holyyyyyy shit! Godspeed to anyone with the sheer grit to deal with the constant tranny assault. Also constantly stream the porch, odds are a lot of wacky shit worth sharing will happen.

This is the best way to turn your house into a real life tower defense game