perhaps the most retarded idea I've ever had (Registered Agent Edition)

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Hope you've got good insurance, because some tranny will burn the place down within half a year.

 

[Android raptor]

Kiwihaus

 

[BigFanOfTheKillstream]

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The age of this account is irrelevant. Obviously I would provide Jersh with all of my legal documents and a background check on who I am.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

The age of this account is irrelevant. Obviously I would provide Jersh with all of my legal documents and a background check on who I am.

Make sure you send him your dilation schedule too so he accounts for that when scheduling your daily tasks.

 

[Meiwaku]

@Null srs questions

Would you be willing to provide a bit of security like willing to install cameras and high speed internet/vpns/etc.? Maybe fund a gun or PO box for the person.

Also could somebody move for this?

 

[xXEddie.DurellXx]

how many people are you willing to have at the location for the work

 

[gmax alcremie]

as insane as this idea is, instead of buying a house to register the business in, could you put it in an apartment complex with a front gate and security?

could you buy it? maybe just pay a condo fee or something? In some apartment complexes you can just outright buy the apartment and then you pay a service to the larger building, but it's more like an HOA. They don't necessarily have the right to evict you on a whim.

Almost every lease and HOA agreement will have a clause 'can not run business from this property'. Even if you 'own' a condo..

use local government to complain about any and everything that might be a code violation and swamp you with citations and fees.

This is exactly what would happen. Or they would call the bank and get them to cancel the mortgage. It would need to be owned with cash in a very conservative, anti-troon area.

 

[Fslur]

I have experience being a teacher’s aide and dealing with this side of the internet. If it’s in New Mexico, Neveda, (how about Arizona?) or Wyoming it would work for me. This would be very simple. (I work remotely. )

 

[literalwho?]

Good to know Chris will have a home when he's out. Based Josh.

 

[Null]

Would you be willing to provide a bit of security like willing to install cameras and high speed internet/vpns/etc.?

Also could somebody move for this? And are greencard holders eligible if they get US citizenship?

Any natural person who is a permanent resident at the described address can be a registered agent.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

I see no problem with this idea aside from the most important thing also being most difficult hurdle to get over - finding someone trustworthy & reliable.

Retarded, but workable. Bound to also be hilarious if you go through with it. Tales from the Kiwifarms Hovel.

 

[Bats are not blind idiot]

I am a retard and know nothing about the law, but if normies being swatted is the biggest problem is it too retarded to suggest an attempt at striking a deal with some already established small angry redneck family business in the middle of nowhere who are always armed and drunk to somehow buy their chicken coop to serve as an address while their retarded children look at your emails for you?

 

[Hepativore]

If the building was rented they would be evicted and I would be paying just as much per month.

Some apartment complexes have live-in maintenance personnel. Perhaps if you talked to the on-site repair guy at one such place with a security lobby, there would be less of a chance of the person getting evicted if the landlord trusts them enough to be the on-site maintenance guy, as well as security stopping any would-be interlopers.

However, many landlords might consider such an arrangement soliciting on their property, and sure might not appreciate the extra work that their security guard would have to do on your behalf.

 

[JPG]

Maybe fund a gun

There's literally no way this could go tits up

 

[YachieKicchou]

although i don't know who would be willing to do such a thing.

I would do it in a heartbeat. In this fucking economy? This is the funniest way to get housing.
But sadly, that's five states eligible listed and that's a pretty wide dartboard.

 

[MrTroll]

If you're going to outright buy a house just to have a physical address for the site, and it absolutely must have a living, breathing person in residence there, wouldn't it make more sense to just bite the bullet, move back to the US, and live in it yourself?

 

[LatinasAreTheFuture]

youll pay my rent? am I hearing this right?

 

[Chiri]

JOSHUA MOON NEEDS ME?!?
Okay. I'LL DO IT. I'M GOING TO BAT FOR YOU MOON.

 

[Null]

If you're going to outright buy a house just to have a physical address for the site, and it absolutely must have a living, breathing person in residence there, wouldn't it make more sense to just bite the bullet, move back to the US, and live in it yourself?

no why the fuck would i want to do that

 

[Bruce Springsteen]

You would definitely get burned working with Cobra, but it might be funny. Funny things happening is the highest merit possible so you should definitely try it.