💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

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My partner had been taking Testosterone shots for a good 5 years when we met, but had to stop because it started giving him blood clots. He had actually gotten a major clot in his lung and he lost 20% of his capacity from it. So T shots have some pretty big risks to them
 
My Mother had thyroid cancer, stage 1. Even when it was one of the "better" cancers to have had, she now lives with a permanent scar on her throat from the removal surgery and has to take calcium pills everyday or she fucking dies. She has monthly check-ups.

Nigga you're gonna have a bad time. It doesn't matter if your cancer is "better to have," with your weight and track record for incompetance and inconsistancy with setting goals, I'd wager you'll be dead in the next 2 years.
 
Imagine being stupid enough to have given yourself cancer by filling your body with synthetic hormones like a tard because you refuse to loose weight like a normal person US medical system do your thing.
 
As a reminder. fat people tend to have to pay for the damage their bodies cause due to the grease fire that start in the crematory ovens, or their families have to. I hope no one has been listed as his next of kin and not leaving anything to anyone in a will.
 
I kinda believe him, only because it’s such a rare type Booger wouldn’t have heard of it on his own.

That said, Boogie probably can’t be more excited. Dude lives for pity. He thinks bad things happening to him excuse all his awful behaviors. What’s more pity-inducing than cancer? He can “play the cancer card” to get out of all kinds of shitty things he’s done, use it to get pity fucks and blog views. Oh, and the FDA still allows cancer patients to get narcotics without as many issues as others have.

He’s probably dreamt of having cancer.

And having a kind that won’t affect his lifestyle much if at all? Perfect. He’s not going in for weekly chemo infusions that cause hair loss, etc. he might need blood drained but that’s easy. He might need interferon but maybe not for a while and he can probably get a sub q version to do at home.

He never intended to lose weight, get healthy, and he thinks 50 is equivalent to 90. So nothing changes for him except more pity, and his death certificate say cancer instead of morbidly obese slug.
 
Barbarella dijo:
I kinda believe him, only because it’s such a rare type Booger wouldn’t have heard of it on his own.
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He probably just googled cancers that are slow-acting and then found one that had complications similar to what he's already going to be experiencing from being fat. I don't trust narcissists who spontaneously have unlikely afflictions happen to them.

Also lol @ "I was debating sharing this", my ass he was. Assuming it's true then his eyes probably lit up at the thought of being able to tweet for sympathy.
 
Magikoopa dijo:
lmao yeah maybe if you're not morbidly fucking obese. people survive it because they have the resolve to institute lifestyle changes and fight it instead of coping about how it's the best cancer nbd.
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The best cancer is probably what Metokur claims to have, indolent lymphoma. Hairy-cell leukemia is another. I like what @Sinner's Sandwich said, poor cancer, it has Boogie now.
 
Victim2988 dijo:
I actually don't believe it until I see him dying like a big turd on a hospital bed with a lot of tubes everywhere and a nurse on his side looking bored and disgusted. A long, smelly fart and he's gone. Thanks cancer, in case you exist. (Which I doubt).
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Oh I fully believe it. You get up to his level of lifelong fat and you do have cancer somewhere in that gelatinous mass. There's just too much already wrong with things like metabolism and blood chemistry for far too long.

The cancer wont be what kills him. He'll just stroke out or have a massive MI.
 
Apochrypha dijo:
My Mother had thyroid cancer, stage 1. Even when it was one of the "better" cancers to have had, she now lives with a permanent scar on her throat from the removal surgery and has to take calcium pills everyday or she fucking dies. She has monthly check-ups.

Nigga you're gonna have a bad time. It doesn't matter if your cancer is "better to have," with your weight and track record for incompetance and inconsistancy with setting goals, I'd wager you'll be dead in the next 2 years.
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I can attest to that, the treatments have many side effects that can be permanent or very long-term.
 
So, let me get this straight. 2 months into his "clickbait arc" as even he is referring to it where he has admitted he will "lean into it" and "do anything for attention" he suddenly announces he has cancer. But not like a dangerous cancer, a rare type of cancer that MIGHT kill him in 20 years. A type of cancer he can pull out anytime he wants or needs sympathy but not a cancer that will actually affect him in anyway whatsoever.

He even has been dropping hints in the earlier episodes of this new storyline. In his "It's not that bad, honestly" video he was talking about how scared he was because he had a high red blood cell count and hinted "it could be cancer, but it could be a cold" and how he was scared of his sudden weight loss, then in his "380 pounds" video, he was gloating about his weightloss and didn't even mention the medical worries at all talking about how he's never felt so good in years.

Boogie has lied and manipulated so often, that him announcing he has a cancer that will NEVER kill him faster than his morbid obesity, is just him baiting for sympathy and attention... but hey, he got it. He got featured front page of the Kiwifarms again. He got people talking about him. Again.
Barbarella dijo:
I kinda believe him, only because it’s such a rare type Booger wouldn’t have heard of it on his own.
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It being a rare type makes it more likely to me that he is doing this for attention. Dude does literally nothing all day, do you think it would be hard for him to google search unusual cancer types with long survival rates? Especially one where he was dropping very unsubtle hints in his earlier videos to build up for it, where he SUDDENLY has a high blood cell count and is scared of it and how he SUDDENLY is being taken off his testosterone.

Dude is at the Doctors once a month, sometimes more. So lucky that they immediately tested him for cancer for his slightly elevated red blood cell count the very first time it happened, huh?
 
Mr Sister dijo:
Boogie has cancer

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I'm gonna really ruin his day by sincerely saying it is awful for anyone to contract or deal with something like this if he's indeed telling the truth this time, (Keyword: IF.) and I hope he does well and pulls through and does the appropriate therapies and life changing routines to manage it and stick with it, As there's no get lucky and beat it. There's no cure for Primary polycythemia vera. It can however be managed to a point where it's not going to fuck you up if you're younger than 60. And if it's a SECONDARY cause and not a primary- It is indeed treatable and curable. As it can also be the side effect of kidney issues or hormonal fuckery.

It's going to ruin his day because he desperately wants his internet bad guys to be all bad guys. And It will bother him more if he ego scrolls past my post than if I called him a thousand other insults. Because the person that normally laughs at the stupid shit HE CHOOSES TO DO has more concern for his health than the people around him at this point.
 
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