💰 Grifter Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

It's okay, he should do what the other deathfats have done when they had a cancer scare, get a hystere--oh. Oops.
 
Boogie already allegedly had cancer in the past:
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I'm going out on a limb and saying I don't think this is true. I expect him to larp for a while for pitybux, and then make a sudden "recovery". If it is true then rest in pepperoni I guess.
 
I don't buy it for a second.

The man who lies every time he needs attention, money, or clout, and has made it very clear recently that he needs all three more than ever right now, suddenly has a very convenient kind of cancer where he can get away with not having any outward symptoms like, say, sudden weight loss, but will be able to still milk it when needed?

*koff koff* "Oh no the cancer's really hitting me hard,you don't have to donate superchats to me, it's okay, I'll just die of cancer. It's cool, I just love you guys sooo much."

I normally wouldn't disbelieve boogie got some kind of illness because the mere fact that his heart isn't exploding country gravy is god's greatest miracle, but the timing is too perfect and he's just the kind of scum to do it.
 
Don't forget the poor firemen and paramedics sacrificing their backs (and potential their lives) removing this gargantuan blob. Workers comp ahoy!
Fayettville is large enough to have bariatric ambulances. EMS and Fire has specialized gear to carry these types of people.
God help us if he's stuck inside a muti-story we can't drag him out of though.
 
*koff koff* "Oh no the cancer's really hitting me hard,you don't have to donate superchats to me, it's okay, I'll just die of cancer. It's cool, I just love you guys sooo much."
I'd throw pennies at him if they found out copper enhanced his kind of cancer. (Actually currently pennies are made of copper-clad zinc.)
 
Me: I’m taking a break from Boogie.

Boogie less than an hour later: I HAVE CANCER.

Jeezes Boogie if you wanted my attention that bad you just have to ask.

(Joking, the timing is just too weird not to mention)
He got a cancer as fat and gay and lazy as he is. He'll be alive a while unless he dies of some other consequence of his obesity.
 
Less than 2 months ago on September 28th this fat liar was all over Twitter claiming his doctor gave him a clean bill of health and how anyone doubting that was a mad, jealous hater
 
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