Prison Letters 8/2/2022- The 12 Page Letter(s)

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Meat Pickle dijo:
Part 2 of the 12 page letter has been released. It's a personal letter for Kengle. The third part is for Helena, which will most likely be posted later.
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As the few Onion Farms users become increasingly butthurt over us taking their letter, they cajoled Kengle into watermarking the letter.
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The watermark is just so gay, especially coming on this completely weak sauce letter. No one's gonna use their dead fuckin site for this shit.
 
FamicomGorby dijo:
The watermark is just so gay, especially coming on this completely weak sauce letter. No one's gonna use their dead fuckin site for this shit.
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They hate us cus they ain't us, vibes going on over there.

Of course most of their userbase are made up of people who were banned here or laughed at consistently.
 
I also believe this letter was pre-written, either that or he’s completely shut down mentally due to stress and is trying to live full-time in his Roger Rabbit land
 
Optimus Prime dijo:
Curious.

I remain convinced that Chris's descent into thinking he's literally Jesus on top of everything else is due to the complete lack of pop culture for him to consume while in prison aside from the Bible. However, as the recent letters show he really has been regressing with what he focuses on, especially with a big 'lore dump' like this. I have to wonder if he's finally reached the point where, because he can't simply tack on new shit to his delusions besides identifying as Jesus, he's actually forced to revisit some core fundamentals with said delusions and so we're back at CWCville after all these years. It's the stuff that he relied on back during what he would consider his happiest years, which was MHS of course, and in that sense it is his proverbial Rosebud.

He still wants to believe he's more powerful than God or whatever, I don't think it's possible for him to ever back down from that because it would involve relinquishing power and we all know Chris won't even admit he never had those powers in the first place. But at the same time he might be going back to basics in his mind regarding Sonichu to try and get SOME sense of security, since he's facing the reality of losing everything he's ever held dear and there's literally nothing he can do about it in terms of improving his outlook.
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This seems a pretty reasonable angle tbh. I wonder if he will come out of prison one of those prison minister types and continually preach about Jesus to everyone? Most likely not tbh as you are prob right and the moment he gets a sniff of adult swim or whatever its right on to the latest thing he has seen. We can still hope to see chris get the full-on giant jesus chest/back jailhouse tattoo.
 
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Optimus Prime dijo:
I remain convinced that Chris's descent into thinking he's literally Jesus on top of everything else is due to the complete lack of pop culture for him to consume while in prison aside from the Bible.
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^This. Chris is not creative. He merely rips off whatever media he is currently enjoying. Then he self inserts into his knock off. The Bible is currently his only media source, and if he's going to self insert into the Bible, he's going to do it as the main character.


Pointless Sperg dijo:
...but I just wish I could beat him to within an inch of his life to stop him using the fucking faux early modern English.
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Also ^this.

The least someone could do is give him the complete works of Shakespeare. The language wouldn't be better, but it would be funny to see Chris fail at iambic pentameter.

It hurts to read.
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And Chris' missives were never the easiest reading to begin with.
 
Meat Pickle dijo:
Part 2 of the 12 page letter has been released. It's a personal letter for Kengle. The third part is for Helena, which will most likely be posted later.
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As the few Onion Farms users become increasingly butthurt over us taking their letter, they cajoled Kengle into watermarking the letter.
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Aaaand... another big bunch of nothing.
 
To think that Sonichu would become the holy scripture of OPL's religion :story:

I particularly like that he speaks of himself in the plural now. What a humble fella.
 
A-№1 dijo:
And Chris' missives were never the easiest reading to begin with.
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What hurts the most is his fucking thees and thous coupled with internet slang and CWCisms.

And I *enjoy* CWCisms. They're retarded but still creative in their own way. I think Tropi-cherange is his most recent.
 
Optimus Prime dijo:
Curious.

I remain convinced that Chris's descent into thinking he's literally Jesus on top of everything else is due to the complete lack of pop culture for him to consume while in prison aside from the Bible. However, as the recent letters show he really has been regressing with what he focuses on, especially with a big 'lore dump' like this. I have to wonder if he's finally reached the point where, because he can't simply tack on new shit to his delusions besides identifying as Jesus, he's actually forced to revisit some core fundamentals with said delusions and so we're back at CWCville after all these years. It's the stuff that he relied on back during what he would consider his happiest years, which was MHS of course, and in that sense it is his proverbial Rosebud.

He still wants to believe he's more powerful than God or whatever, I don't think it's possible for him to ever back down from that because it would involve relinquishing power and we all know Chris won't even admit he never had those powers in the first place. But at the same time he might be going back to basics in his mind regarding Sonichu to try and get SOME sense of security, since he's facing the reality of losing everything he's ever held dear and there's literally nothing he can do about it in terms of improving his outlook.
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Sho'nuff dijo:
I know that he's familiar with the Bible. But that whole "I'm jesus" thing turned on the second in went to jail and I can't imagine it was all him. I kind of think it's a God bear situation where a guard was probably telling him something along the lines of "well if you are a goddess than I'm Jesus" in response to his typical commodore 64 shit and well Chris ran with it.
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I think it's a combination of access to a Bible primarily, along with a defense mechanism by Chris.

He didn't have these overarching desires to be literally Jesus way back pre Tomgirl Chris, outside of his comics, but after he transitioned and Bob dying, he's really ramped up the "I'm god", in relation to how shitty his life is going. Now that he's in the worst place imaginable, and his self identity has gone in the complete opposite direction. It's like a retarded defense mechanism that springs in to keep Chris from acknowledging just how much of a tard he is. Now when people ask him how he didn't think he'd get in trouble for being a tard she running his mouth or doing something repulsive, Chris can dismiss it as part of done grand plan or that he already knew what was going to happen and is cool with it.

I think Chris would break completely if he was made to realize how much of a horrible human being he is
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony dijo:
I think it's a combination of access to a Bible primarily, along with a defense mechanism by Chris.

He didn't have these overarching desires to be literally Jesus way back pre Tomgirl Chris, outside of his comics, but after he transitioned and Bob dying, he's really ramped up the "I'm god", in relation to how shitty his life is going. Now that he's in the worst place imaginable, and his self identity has gone in the complete opposite direction. It's like a retarded defense mechanism that springs in to keep Chris from acknowledging just how much of a tard he is. Now when people ask him how he didn't think he'd get in trouble for being a tard she running his mouth or doing something repulsive, Chris can dismiss it as part of done grand plan or that he already knew what was going to happen and is cool with it.

I think Chris would break completely if he was made to realize how much of a horrible human being he is
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This sentiment is confirmed in Chris' letters. I just read the 3rd one just dropped on Onion Farms. Everything is part of the divine plan.
 
Helena letter
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Don't see any sonichu kickstarter that's recent except for this

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Though caden is selling jail merch
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So much for people being unwilling to fund chris anymore if they're willing to spend 25$ on actual trash to help a man who fucked his demented mother
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